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Now here's a little tape that's causing its
share of controversy around the internet. A company claims to
have caught footage of
Britney Spears and
Anna Kournikova giving the business to each other.
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INTERVIEW
Partner site,
Rog
Reviews recently sat down with the company that made
Britney vs. Anna for this interview (photos courtesy Rog
Reviews)
   
Q: How did you get ahold of this tape?
A: Well, there’s this button on the side of the camera
that says “eject”-
Q: Seriously.
A: I put some of Britney’s used panties under my pillow
one night and the Porn Fairy left it for me.
Q: Come on…
A: Alright. As you know from the site, the amazing story
involves a series of real dudes connected through
friendship, relatives and a combined love of good porn,
Britney’s beautiful breasts, which are so so very
beautiful and can only be seen on the tape, Anna’s equally
magnificent melons, and hardcore lesbian action…connected
by all those things, yes and, blessed by luck beyond the
greatest powers of luck in all the universe, these dudes
found themselves in the right place and the right time not
only to cash in on some amazing footage but, as all of
those who have bought and viewed the tape already can
attest, lucky simply to be able to watch it.
Q: What is on the tape?
A: Have you ever heard of leprechauns?
Q: You mean like the short evil thing in the movie with
Jennifer Anniston?
A: Jennifer Anniston is so hot in that movie.
Q: Tell me about it. Boy, I’d like to fuck her.
A: I’d like to get her in a four way with Britney and
Anna-
Q: What about leprechauns, anyway?
A: They say if you catch a leprechaun, he has to give you
his pot of gold.
Q: Okay?
A: This is that pot of gold, my friend. Not only do you
get Britney and Anna, and believe me that, alone, is worth
any dollar amount. We’re practically giving it away at
that dollar amount. Like a charity, we are. Like the Santa
Clauses of Porn and everyday is Porn Day. Not only do you
get the greatest celebrity sex ever caught on tape, you
also get two lesbians who made their own fantastic fuck
tape and sent it to us…I have only three words to describe
what they sent: "Tennis Racket Dildo”. Not only do you get
the Britney and Anna’s tantalizing tits, lesbians with
implements, you also get a touching lesbian coming of age
tale where two ever so young (but legal…just so barely
legal) lesbians exploring their illicit love. You get all
that my friend. 80 minutes of visual bliss. A pot of gold
indeed. We’re the leprechauns and y’all caught us.
Q: Are we talking full lesbian sex here?
A: Not a dick to be found, no sir. Six, count ‘em, six
lesbians in three girl on girl fandangos!
Q What about these bonus scenes?
A: Every scene is a bonus and guaranteed to give you a
boner…unless you’re a lesbian, then you should make us a
tape and send it to us for B&A 2.
Q: B&A 2? What’s up with that?
A: Stay tuned.
Q: Why are the tapes only available for a limited time?
A: You never know when the Man’s
gonna come knocking down our door. Do you hear the Man?
He’s looking for us. Calling our name in the street.
Knocking down doors with his jackboot thugs trying to take
away your ability to see what you want, nay, need to see.
Don’t let the Man beat you to the tapes. Once the Man gets
them, they’re all gone. We’re going to keep selling until
they burn us down, baby. But that can happen anytime now.
Anytime at all.
Q: Well, I got mine.
A: And I got mine. Everyone else better get theirs soon.
Britney Vs. Anna
Rating: 1.5 out of 5
Themes: lesbian sex, dildos
Where To Buy:
britneydoesanna.com
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I had to find out what the deal was, so I
convinced Mrs. Web to let me spend the $35 bucks necessary to
get this video. It took 5 weeks for shipping, and I had my
doubts that it would ever arrive, but it finally got here.
I put it in, expecting the cheese factor to
be high, and it was. Ever watch those E "True Hollywood Stories"
where they have re-enactments of real events with actors playing
the celebs? That's what this is. While I can imagine Britney
doing the two-step with a whole posse of females, and I wouldn't
put it past Anna, this ain't them.
It's two girls who can fake it well enough
for some far away shots of the pair playing tennis (though "Britney"
bounces, school-girl like, way too much), when the camera
remotely gets close you can tell these girls aren't the genuine
article. The bodies aren't as tight or as shapely.
And the action? Well, they practice some
tennis, "Anna" mainly teaching Britney how to play, then they
head back to the hotel, where sweaty "Britney" waits around for
"Anna" to change.
Then the two slide into bed for your
typical lesbian scene, muff munching from all angles and some
faked orgasms. The camera work is cheesy but since this was
supposedly caught from a spy cam in the hotel room, it's
supposed to be. But I've never seen spy cams have multiple
angles and switch shots from up high and down low.
The worst part about it is the sex isn't
good. There are a few lesbian scenes tagged onto the back end of
this video that are much hotter and much more realistic. There
was one scene where the girls attached a dong to a tennis racket
for some pubic probing. Enjoyed that one.
But If you
want to see Anna and Britney about as nasty as they are getting
these days, I recommend you try
RogerCeleb or
Mr. Skin
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Sept. 2002 ©
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