Sweet Cheeks, Diabolic Video

If you read on this site enough, you probably know that I'm a woman who loves women's asses. Some of our other reviewers here appreciate bosoms more, but me, I'll take the bumpty.

That's why I was so intrigued when I found this tape sitting at the bottom of a box, unreviewed, unwatched by anyone around here and just waiting for good ol' Mrs. Web to pop in.

Critic's Choice!!

Starring: Shyla, Monica Sweetheart, Belladonna, Jeannie Rivers, Gia, Erik Everhard, Joe Dough, Lexington Steele, Mario
Director: Erik Everhard
Company: Diabolic Video
Year Released: 2002
Themes: Big butts, tease, anal sex, DPs, A2M, group sex, outdoor sex
Rating: 4.9 out of 5

A smorgasbord of ass began the film: asses jiggling, having milk poured on them, in fishnets.

Ummm good.

Then we begin with a blond, Shyla, laying face down on a cot, ass in the air, only a G-string protecting her pussy from the environment. She gives us an extended tease sequence, oiling up her bubble butt and fingering herself as she works, the only thing in the camera being her two round, pale white ass cheeks.

Things get so much better, though. The camera follows, in severe close ups on her ass, as she walks inside and sits down on Erik's face, bouncing up and down and circling his face with her cute punany. My husband likes to call this "good footage."

In the interest of truth, I was playing with myself as I watched this. My hubby was going to get it when he came home. Just the sight of this girl's round hips on his mouth was getting me all tingly.

Then Erik teases Shyla mightily when she tries to mount him cowgirl, just touching her pussy and anus opening before finally plugging her pussy with his long hard cock (mmm) and pounding her to a nice full orgasm (and nearly me, too).

I love it when guys pick the girls up, in cowgirl, and Erik does it one better, standing to bang Shyla and picking her up high while they stand and screw so he can suck her pussy. Then without sitting down, he slides her back down on his cock again. He's a little athletic.

After all that, Erik still has some left, invading Shyla's fine rump in a side spoon and patting her ass a nice shade of red.

Then he analizes her. Hard. For a long time (where's my damn husband?). If this film were released in '03, I'd be pushing AVN for a best couples scene. It's that intense.

True story. I had to come back to this review on the next day because my husband came in as we got a tease segment called "Creamy Butts" where girls were pouring milk all over their asses and letting the trail of white turn you on.

So I come back on Tuesday and long-legged Daniella is our next girl. I've seen her in a few Buttman features before and always liked her energy. She wears a tight purple dress and turns and pulls it up, revealing a nice ass. It's not up to Shyla's standards, but few are.

The exotic brunette's legs put me in the mind of the WWE's Stacy Keibler and she seems to really enjoy playing with her purple panty covered pussy for my enjoyment.

Mario and Erik show up and begin giving her the business. She's sucking on Mario while Erik sucks on her. Next thing you know Erik's pounding her cute pussy doggy style, shot from underneath, and forcing her to come off of Mario's dick to exhale and scream with passion.

As Danielle rides Erik in cowgirl, we get some great close up butt shots and a good side view of Danielle giving Mario a nasty half-hand, half-mouth BJ that's sure to please.

The guys really plow into her in a sitting DP then pull off a standing DP, which is something I've never seen before. I don't know why two guys would want their penises that close to one another, but it does look hot.

As the guys trade off in doggy spoon, Danielle does some ass-to-mouth blowjobs, grinning while she works, before the hot scene concludes with a double cumshot into Danielle's open and waiting mouth.

The next interlude features butts a bouncin'. Girls wiggle and jiggle for your pleasure. Cute 'lude since I love girls' bums.

It brings us to the fishnet stocking wearing Gia, who sit her ass on the end of the stool, her buttcheeks just creeping over the edge of it. Oh, I love this shot. Buttman perfected it but Erik has it going here.

Gia's ass looks scrumptious poised on the end of the stool. She opens it up ands plays with it. Brunette, exotic and with the rounded rump of the video, Gia is the kind of girl you'd fall over yourself to get ahold of.

As she lays on her side on the sofa, ass to us, she toys with her pussy before Erik comes in and piston fucks her like there's no tomorrow. Guys, bit of truth here, us girls like this style but to a point. Erik goes on a bit too long and too hard, but I will admit, for a visual effect, it's stunning.

And I loved watching Gia's ass bubble and shake in cowgirl as Erik slapped her ass a deep shade of red before she (finally) sucked him off and took a hot doggy riding.

Wow, Gia's hot, especially when she takes a side saddle fuck and accepts a long, long facial cumshot, mixing Erik's cum with her spit and letting it lovingly drip down her pretty face. Damn, I wanted to trade places with her then.

The next interlude was oily butts. Girls ran the oil down the cheeks and rubbed it in. I didn't like this as much as the milk, but if you're into asses, well, this will be right up your anal alley.

Our next Sweet Cheek is blonde Jeannie who lays outside in a pink thong swimsuit, ass really high off her back, and oils up her bottom. Guys this looks great, her hand slowly making circles around her pretty rump.

She gets up and we get that cool close up on the ass shot as she walks inside and shows Mario some awfully perky tits and lets him taste her as she lays on her back on the bed.

Mario's side-saddle and doggy strokes are OK for me, but things don't pick up until Jeannie Rivers begins to ride Mario, slamming her wide ass on his bone, all this caught in a severe close up by Erik (and I mean nothing on screen but ass severe).

Mario works her over later in side saddle again before cumming in her open mouth. It's the weakest scene of the film, but the post cum POV blowjob is kind of nice.

In the next segment, we get to watch women sexily job away from us showing their "Dashing Derrieres." This is Belladonna mainly, the girl with the best body in porn (one of the few things, me and Mr. Web Review agree on).

Bella begins her scene by lowering her black G-string covered ass on a white stool and jumping it as if it had a dick coming out. Damn, this was hot. I went searching for my vibrator because I knew I was going to need it.

Bella plays with her ass, still humping, grinning at me the whole time. She knows she is hot as hell and knows that I'm wet as hell (or in your case, hard as hell) watching her work.

We get to watch her crawl, from behind, up the stairs to suck off Jon as Lexington enters the scene and enters Bella doggy style on the steps.

Bella rotates around until she can literally bounce up and down, still in doggy, on Lex's thick dick, her panties pulled down around her ankles and her mouth on Jon's pole.

Look at her riding on Jon now, taking him to the brim, while blowing off Lex as our threesome walk over to a nearby bed. Jon later pounds her in doggy of a sofa chair, as Bella "backs that thing up" on every stroke to meet him.

Then Lex steps in and bangs her harder, as Bella cocks her legs up, like a forklift (the old Amber Lynn position).

In sidesaddle position, she uses four fingers to oepn her ass for Lex who goes in with no problem, thrusting her anus as vigorously as her thrusted her pussy.

Bella's nipples are rock hard and standing at attention as she pulls away from Lex's anal strokes, slides down and sucks him off, A2M, then wiggles her way into a smiling DP with the two lucky fellas.

Jon gets off a nasty load in Bella's mouth, then Lex fucks her hard before delivering the kind of load Peter North used to deliver while screaming like Dracula was tearing up his mother and he couldn't do anything about it. Bella even tries, unsuccessfully, to deep throat Lex's monster. Damn, this lady is good.

Squatting butts is our next interlude and worked poorly with girls almost sitting on the camera.

Anyhow, our next girl, slender blonde Monica Sweetheart was on the screen fast enough, ass stuck out and fingers working herself over. Monica is not as ass-endowed as the other girls here. I wouldn't have picked her for an ass movie, but her scene with Erik turns out hot.

She blows him and rides him in cowgirl, Erik's hands covering her asscheeks. Erik does his standing cowgirl thing and tears her up in doggy, moving her silky whities off to one side. An anal attack follows along with some nice gape shots before Erik gets a few A2M blowjobs and shoots off in Monica's open mouth.

It took me nearly three days to get through all of this, and I must say it was well worth the trip. I hate I saw this late because it was one of the best movies of 2002, or any year. Go get one. Tell 'em Mrs. Web sent ya.