Breathe, Vivid Video

Porn today is all about gonzo: sex scene, sex scene, sex scene, stop. Scripts don't find their way into much of anything in the adult world anymore.

Vivid Video is keeping up an old tradition, providing couples -- and those who care -- a little dialogue with their coochie-licking.

Breathe has a decent-enough script, but as is too often the case in the adult world, the acting is way too over the top to be believable. And here the sex isn't as good as it needs to be to hold it up. Meaning, if you're just wanting to FF through the talking, you might be a little disappointed.

Starring: Kira Kenner, T.J. Cummings, April, Eric Masterson, Taylor St. Claire, Vince Voyeur, Allysin Chambers
Director: David Stanley
Company: Vivid Video
Year Released: 2003
Themes: Couples film, plot, condoms, lesbian sex, traditional sex
Rating: 2.0 out of 5

The plot revolves around Kira, who's having a baby and must remember to "Breathe" as she pushes. She's mad at her hubby, who's filming her as she rides into the delivery room.

She's not happy about the weight she's gained, the pain she's about to go through. We see her story unfold in flashback scenes.

The film begins in a wash of white literally before we find Kira Kenner's perfect tits staring us in the face as she gets an oral working over. She's about to give birth but is flashing back through her (sexual life).

T.J. Cummings is licking and feeling up Kira who responds by giving him a handjob to remember. She rides him and he takes her while she lays on her back. Kira's tits are so perfect. All porn stars who want boob jobs need the name of her plastic surgeon.

In the O.R., Kira reveals she's pregnant and pushing because TJ came in her pussy without asking.

Kira remembers T.J.'s bachelor party when two cheerleaders gave T.J. and the boys a life sex show. Taylor St. Claire and Allysin Chaynes do the love munch thing two feet in front of the boys who sit on the sofa driking brew and watching.

Even as the dildoes came out, I kept expecting the boys to join in. No such luck. A potentially good scene is wasted.

Back on the table, Kira is wanting the epidural -- she wants the doctor to jam the big needle in, at least so she says. She begins to black out. She wants T.J. to put the camera down and look at her but the words don't come out.

She says she'll forgive him for all the things he's done if he'll support her now, even his cheating with blonde, cute breasted April, who does a nasty striptease finger job on the bed for T.J. before he kneels down to taste her.

This is easily the hottest scene of the film, with April grinding her groin against T.J.'s mouth, moaning at just the right pace to make it believable.

T.J. has his camera and films the whole thing, giving us a cool P.O.V look at her blowjob, which looks delicious.

And as she accepts T.J.'s doggy style strokes, April vigorously massages her clit while slamming her ass back against T.J.'s pelvis. Damn, this is a hot scene.

Next, we get to see Kira hurling during some morning sickness and T.J. has slipped up leaviing his tape of April stay in the VCR. He even filmed it with the camera Kira bought him for Christmas.

There's long non-sexual interlude here where we see the couple doing what normal couples do. Kira tries to remember the good times, somewhat unconvincingly trying to make us believe how tough things were. The dialogue is bit overdone or under delivered, I'm not sure which.

But things get better when we see the two things that brought our couple together: Mother Nature and DNA.

In this case, Mother (April) and DNA (Eric Masterson) attack each other in an alley, with DNA eating and fingering Mother on a mattress.

Bathed in a yellow light, April gives Eric some head and then pounds on him in reverse cowgirl, her soft hips bucking against his hard cock.

This girl really knows how to grind, sliding up and down and forward and back, then laying back to put a 360 move on the penis that would drive most men straight to orgasm.

Eric hangs on though and pumps April beautiful ass in doggy, going so hard his nut sack turns beet red. He deposits a well-deserved cum on her asscheeks.

Kira gets her epidural on the table now and is hallucinating, thinking of relationships she should've had, including a hookup with Vince Voyeur, shot in black and white.

On another table, Vince is kissing and feeling up Kira who lays on her back, her tits perfectly swayed off to the side.

He fingers and tastes her before she tastes him and takes him in a standing doggy position. After she lays on her back again, Vince goes in for some missionary bullet strokes before spilling a load on her tits.

On the table, Kira is dying, getting electrostatic charges to get her heart beating again. She regrets things she didn't do and she ultimately figures out who was responsible for all this.

Not her husband, of course, right? She is screaming in her head about how much she hates him, when he grabs her hand, rubs her forehead and, well, she never really hated him that much after all.