In The Thick 5

Byron Long takes a pot shot at some other companies shooting thick lines (WCP?) at the beginning of the movie.

Not really necessary, since it's just nice that big girls are getting a little love now.

Starring: Heaven, Isis, Passion, Mo Wet, Coffee Cakes, Tony Everready, Byron Long, Wesley Pipes
Director: Nicky Starks
Company: Darkside
Themes: Big black girls, phat asses, facials, group sex
Quick Hit: Thick black girls getting filled up fast. If you like ass footage, you can't go wrong here
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

And this line has some girls who are thick and a few who are fat, but if you like women with curves this is your thing. If you don't, you might be surprised. I got converted fast.

The first girl is Heaven, and after some hot tease that was ruined by bad editing, we find her full breasts, thick thighs and juicy pussy being attended to by Byron, who has dove headfirst between her legs as the scene begins.

I enjoyed it when she pulled her lips apart to allow him direct clitoral access with an absolute shit-eating grin on her face. All throughout her blowjob, I kept begging to see Byron's thick dick between what look like 40DD breasts. Didn't get it.

Did get her taking a pretty intense slow grind of a missionary that turned into a buck position with Byron holding her legs aloft and apart.

Getting in behind her, Byron kills her in doggy style, making this large woman go wild, all the while with Long keeps his ever-present cool. He challenges her because he said she was talking smack before the scene. All she's doing now is enjoying it, like you probably will be.

Long straddles her ass cattycorner so that he's entering her sideways, her thick hips bouncing him up and down like a sweet chocolate trampoline.

Good stuff here, guys. And I mean, this should be up for an award good stuff, too.

Coffee Cake, a platinum blonde with a slim body and HUGE bottom, is next. She looks nasty just lying there during her interview.

Wesley Pipes is the lucky fella who gets to bang her and when he arrives, Coffee Cake is already bent over, ass up, to allow Wesley to kiss, massage and lick her ass, or as he calls it, "that pretty muthafucka."

Wesley leans in underneath her to eat her out, excited about the girl he's about to bang. And the more you look at her, the cuter Cake gets. And oh, what a bottom. How can you waist be that small and your ass be that big and round? Growing up in mostly white America, Mr. Web never saw girls like this.

Not talking as much as usual -- perhaps a testament to how good Cake's stuff is -- Wesley enters her in missionary and then gets to the position you want to see: doggy.

And Coffee fucks him back hard. There's no laying there and taking it. She's giving up mucho effort, and it's to the point you have to give Wesley credit for lasting. It would've been easy to pour out the white stuff pretty quick looking down on such a rump and from the looks of all the jiggling, it had to feel good.

Cake's face and back turn blood red during her rear end pounding, which causes to rise and jerk a bit uncontrollably. Her ass is truly incredible. And wait to you see her drop on him (like it's hot) while riding him in cowgirl.

Twenty year old Isis shows up next, though, and the film loses a little steam -- and it's chance to be a critic's choice. She takes a good dick and sucks a good one, but following up the first two strong scenes, she's not quite as sharp as the other girls were.

Her body isn't as nice and at times, she appeared to not want to be there, or at the very least like she wasn't enjoying the activities. Tony Everready plows into her good, getting her into a modified spoon/doggy position and blasting away like a car piston.

Isis gets awful wet riding in cowgirl (maybe she just didn't like the doggy) and begins to give up the type of energy we saw in the first two scenes. Her nipples visibly harden and she begins to fuck back with a passion for the first time.

That leads us to a 2-on-1 scene with Byron taking on 23-year-old Passion -- who has more tattoos and piercings on her body than about any porner I've ever seen -- and 22-year-old Moet (Mo Wet), a couple girls you might run into at the club. There's not stunning, but you'd love to do them, especially after looking at their hot bodies.

The girls give Byron some awful good looking head (one blowing him, the other sucking his balls; one by one) before, true to her word, Moet straddles him, her big ass facing the camera.

She does a slow grind on Byron's pole, like she means it, while facing her friend, Passion lowers her coochie over Byron's face.

The girls change positions and I swear I think Passion's better in cowgirl. She grinds in small circles, really fast, and appears to pop an early orgasm on Long's pole.

Moet gets some doggy next while Long also uses his fingers to doggy Passion. Then he switches.

Later, facing away from Long, Moet proves her riding skills. She really bounces on him. I love the energy of these Darkside films. The girls are into it. The guys aren't mailing it in.