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The Blonde Squirt

 

Starring: Tabitha Stevens, Charmane, Star, James Bonn, Andre Madness

Director:  Henri Pachard

Themes: masturbation, anal sex,  interracial sex, dildos, group sex, squirting

Rating: 3.5 out of 10

DVD Extras: slide show


Mr. Web Review's Take On This Film:

 Tabitha and Charmane, a really cute Asian starlet, begin the movie on the sofa and Tabitha begins to talk to you the viewer. You'll immediately notice the horrible picture quality and the even worse director's cut from a porn director who generally enjoys a good reputation (Henri Pachard).

Turns out, according to Tab, that Charmane has never masturbated before and she begins to massage Charmane's sweet looking pussy before she pushes her panties over to the right for some fingertip to clit contact. Charmane, just absolutely gorgeous down to the circular tattoo on her right arm, moans and sways her head back.

Tab asks Charmane to lick her fingers and the asian lovely does so and descends them into her soft labia, rubbing gently, then more vigorously. What makes this scene so hot is that there's no music to drown out the sound. The only voice you hear is Tabitha giving soft instruction.

Tab licks Charmane's pussy with her tongue. Slowly. Charmane raises up and grinds her groin into Tab's face before she drops down and eats Tab who is in standing doggy position. Besides one of the most horrific breast jobs we've seen in awhile (you can see the definition of the bags, the cuts and everything, plus they look way too hard), Tabitha has the hot thing going for her.

Some girls can "sell" scenes. She's one. And after all this rubbing and sucking, both girls sit on towels on the sofa and masturbate. After an obvious cutaway (to insert liquid perhaps), Tabitha pushes out a squirt.

Next, we see Tab masturbating on her side, fingering herself like crazy. Fans, the 3.5 rating I bestowed on this one had nothing to do with the sex. It's the picture quality and directing. If you don't mind you'll love this masturbating beauty. James Bonn enters, post-masturbation, and slowly licks her clit in missionary position and forces another fake squirt from Tab.

Later in an examining room, Tab slips on a latex glove and really gives her coochie a good working over. She grinds, she jabs, she screams. She knows how to self-pleasure, fans.

Later on a sofa, Tab wears a cute summer dress and no drawers. She again begins her masturbation music, pulling her dress up. Andre comes in for the sex, but the heat was provided before he ever got there. Give Tabitha a nice bra to wear throughout a scene and she's a queen.

I like her. Yeah.


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