Ynot    Nasty Celebs   Spacegirls  New York Whores

Dirty Dancers 10 DVD

Starring: Casey, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Ashley Rene, Nikki Nyce, Kyle Stone, Nikki Lynn, Luc Wylder, Airin Zain, Jeremy Steele

Director: Luc Wylder

Themes: hot striptease, lesbian sex, lap dancing, anal sex

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

DVD EXTRAS: Interactive menus, chapter search

MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:

This series was hot when Ariana, a really hot Southern Belle, kicked it off, and Wylder has taken over and kept the heat level high, albeit in a different way. With him behind the camera this is almost like a Sugar Walls with white stars and doesn't feel like the porno "Candid Camera" it was with Ariana calling the shots.

And that's OK. It's still good porn.

The film is divided into several scenes that have nothing to do with one another, so no need to follow any plot (like most people are watching anyway; c'mon admit it, you get a porno with plot and you're FFing to the sexing, I'm betting).

We begin with Casey, walking up a hill in the mountains with jeans cutup and holey enough to turn you on. Luc closes in tight on this ass that he can't enough of (but trust us, Janet Jacme ain't got a thing to worry about).

Casey is flat-chested and was born in Virginia Beach. She's also lived in Alaska and San Diego and is a little nervous, to be honest, about being a dirty dancer. She doesn't feel like she has much rhythm. Luc met her at a casting call of about 50 girls (the A No. 1 way producers "discover" new talent). So after a long interview segment, Casey removes a red bra and is obviously nervous about her small but pert tits, almot ashamed of them, and just hearing her say, "they're natural, they're there," makes you think she's heading straight to Barney to plastic surgeon to put up there what Pam Anderson took out. And a shame that is. There's too much plastic in porn today. Get tired of looking at girls with a 24-34 at the end of the measurements, slender young things, be capped off with 44 quadruple D mountains that look as hard as a car hood. Give us Rayveness! Give us the old-school Persia! Give us Lisa De Leeuw (oops, old school moment).

Returning to the subject, Casey is being sucked and eaten by Airin. He's doing a good job because we'd swear that when she told him, or screamed at him, "That's it," and shuddered, she was having the real authentic O, not the ones that Jenna Jameson has every other minute (yeah, right Jenna, we're buying all that).

Casey returns the oral favor before the pair get into some decent-looking coitus outside, and Luc makes sure to pan away to show planes overhead and cars driving down a far-away road. This is adventurous stuff to be sure.

Now this being a dirty dancers vid, we've got to see Casey shake what her momma gave her, so we retreat back to someone's house and she begins to dance in a red G. First we see her ass is slight, no depth there, and her rhythm is off. She won't be on MTV's "Dance Planet" or "Soul Train" anytime soon, but that's OK, she's working on Airin, who's got a smile as big as Texas, watching this hottie do the grind between his jean-covered thighs.

He feels her up (which is an awfully sexy thing to watch but little used in porn; the good ol' grope). He gets into her, literally, and she starts screaming again, while riding him, "I can't stop! I can't!" By the time she takes Airin's secret white potion on her lips, well, you know you've seen good porn.

Between scenes, Luc feels the need to introduce what's coming up. Think of him as the Rod Serling of X-rated film, only Rod Serling wore a black suit and Luc appears in a 1950s plaid shirt and unkept hair. But who really cares?

He films hot porn.

Next up are Alex Sanders and Nikki Lynn. She's got a GREAT body and a pink T-shirt on and nothing else. She really knows how to pull the T-shirt to tease Alex, and us, with her fantastic ass and legs. Her rack looks better beneath the shirt than unveiled because she's got that hard plastic tit thing going, but you'll forgive that when you see her dance and roll her body up Alex's, leaving her pink coochie like 0.1 centimeters from his facial hair.

The sex is intense and quickly moves inside from the patio where it began and you'll be impressed with Nikki's fellatio technique: lots of tongue on head and hands everywhere else. For the sex, she's gets awful wet and Alex brings home the bacon like a true porn stud should. Another winning scene.

Next up are two Dallas, Texans, Katie Gold and Shay Sweet. They won't win the beauty contest for Ms. Texas, but they've got long legs and nice hips, if flat chests, but they get points for staying natural (that's really going to be our thing from here on out: ladies of porn, stay natural; who's got a better looking rack than Steph Swift? Really now?).

The girls do a dance for Luc's janitor Kyle and then begin to do the Lesbian Frig Dance and Kyle finally turns to Luc and says he can't take it anymore and receives permission to officially make this a three-way dance. When the sex begins, the girls seem genuinely hot (something about little knowns that makes them hot to start with anyway) and when Katie says, "Shay, I want to hear you tell him," and Shay says "Fuck me" as Kyle drives home the hammer, well, you'll again know you're watching good porn.

Nikki Nyce shows up to work with Jeremy Steele. She starts dancing in silver hot pants and a silver top. She's got the natural tits, which hang properly and cute dark hair and does a nice dance segment, showcasing her long legs. We get a good shot of Steele's hands groping her (you know The Grope is a weakness for us) while she dances.

Turns out Nikki does bachelor parties in DC and that's where she learned to tease so well. She's also not a bad masturbator, as we see, or a bad dick sucker as we see, and she takes a mean cock in at least five positions. She also takes the first anal we've seen in the film, while pulling the cocksman into the strokes with a free hand before Steele drops a cum load worth Peter North's attention.

Ashley Renee is back. She was in DD6 and did a G-G scene with Ariana in DD9 and now, it turns out, she wants to do her first on-cam B-G with Luc. And Ashley's got that Chasey Lain look going on. She's a little slimmer but she's hiding some real and real big tits underneath her black dress.

She begins the action with a hot masturbatory sequence and Lucs fingers her and lets her taste. Then Luc begins a finger frig that Seymore would appreciate before receiving a generous helping of suck my dick for dinner. By the time he gets inside, Ashley is warmed up enough to raise way off the sofa to meet Luc's strokes and it looks hotter than it sounds. When he hits it from behind she gets loud, loud, loud and he finishes with a mish on the floor and a nut in the mouth.

This isn't porn classic but is quality work that will make you want to check out more from this collection. We will.