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DA BACHELOR DVD
(1999, Sunshine
Films, 88 mins)
Stars: Champagne, Honey Dip,
Vanity, Coca, Nikki Luv, Devlin Weed, Tony Everready
Director: "Big
Man"
Themes:Big butts,
anal sex, "thick" women
DVD Extras:picture
gallery; jump to a scene; bonus scenes (55 minutes of 'em); multiple
angles
Rating: 8.5 out of
10
MR. WEB REVIEW'S
TAKE:
The box cover just screams Sugar Walls and
that may sell or rent a few more of these titles, but trust us, this is
a movie that can stand on its own. It's got a decent, believable plot,
it's well-acted (believe it or not) and the sex is quality with a lot of
girls you may not have seen before.
The movie centers
around Weed, the tattooed homeboy from Cali, who's tying the knot in a
month. The first sex scene cums, er comes pretty quickly after Weed
talks to his good friend, his boy to the fellas, about his upcoming
nuptials.
Trying to dissuade
Weed, the friend tells him about an encounter he had with Champagne.
Lucky for us, we get
to see it. Champagne is one of those women who has a thick body, just
big and juicy everywhere. No, no, she's not fat, there's no cellulite,
she's just thick and juicy. Turns out Weed's friend has injured his knee
and Champagne is going to take care of it, for a minute.
Before you know it,
she's asking him to take off his shirt (to work on his knee no less).
She pulls his pants down and pulls out some of the biggest softest
melons you'll ever want to see. She blows him and he sucks THEM.
He progresses to
straight coochie eating, which is nice, especially the way Champ
responds so well, dipping her head side to side, cooing like she means
it. When it's her turn to do the oral thing, she drops to her knees,
giving us a good view of her waistband chain and her large humpty dumpty.
She sucks in a G-string with good sloppy technique, all swishy and
sloshy.
Homeboy proceeds to
line up the doggy and give "Big Man" some credit (he also pops
up wearing some sagging khakis in a Spike Lee-like cameo). He knows how
to shot this. We see all of Champ's ass and not homeboy's hairy ass
during the coitus.
What a body this
woman has, and our man explores it in several positions before
depositing a load on her stomach.
Good start.
So we go back to
Weed talking to his friend, who leaves. Weed goes inside and his
intended is on the sofa with a towel on. And Vanity has red hair and a
thick body with a few stretch marks, but thick nonetheless. She's
definitely got a Lil' Kim lookalike thing going on, though.
After some brief
conversation, Weed goes to work on his fiancee. She juts her ass out to
you and you'll notice it's round, like two juicy valencia oranges. She's
also got those round natural tits that seem to go deep forever, like
you'll never find the chest bone when you squeeze 'em. Plus, she's got
that pert nipple thing going on.
They trade oral work
and then she rides Weed in a nice cowgirl as Big Man's cameras close in
on Vanity's donkey while she works.
Weed slips in the
backdoor while she rubs her clit. You'll rewind this part before you get
to The Next Day, when Weed is driving Vanity's Mercedes SUV to visit
Tony Everready, another friend who's got a "Don't Get Married and
Here's Why" story to tell.
Tony gets with Nikki
Luuv in his story, and as soon as we see the couple, she's dropping her
cute self to her knees to orally service the cornrowed one. She's long
haired, and she's got that Flava Of The Week look to her. The one girl
at the mall you'd have to have. Everready lines up missionary on a car
trunk (they're in a car shop) and jumps quickly to anal mish position,
as we find out that Nikki is a vocal young lass who seems to really like
the shithole filled.
Later, back at home,
Weed finds out that Tony has hooked him up with a pre-bachelor party for
one: Coca, another thick girl with a great ass (did we say GREAT ASS!)
arrives at his door willing to do whatever he wishes.
We should all be so
lucky.
Weed protests at
first, but can't resist long (neither would you) and the next thing you
know, Coca -- whose has a bit too much tummy to be a true cutie -- is
down on her knees begging Weed please....return the favor.
And, yes Virginia,
Weed does. Watch her long nipples grow. She's got those Honey
Love/Stephanie Swift/Bionca nipples, the kind you could just about cum
to just watching, and after she approves Weed's anal questions, his
thrusting seems to make them grow more, and her definitely purr louder.
But, as fate would
have it, Weed's fiancee comes home and catches Our Hero in the act. As
ESPN's Stuart Scott would say, "Boo-yah!"
Weed doesn't help
out any by running down the stairs naked telling her it's not what she
thinks. Hell, she ain't seen nothin' yet.
Moving ahead to
Sunday, Weed is now begging his fiancee to go through with the wedding.
He tries to explain away his infidelity to no avail. He goes to see
another friend, who's in mid fuck with Honey Dip, a real cute black girl
who's got a hairdo that make you think of the rapper Eve. She's
flatchested but she's got a Take Me Body and absolutely perfect skin.
She gets into a 69
with her partner that looks tasty, to be honest, and then offers a nice
ass for some doggy.
But poor Weed, he
never gets his girl to change her mind. He gets back home and she's
changed the locks.
No soup for him.
Moral of the story:
even porn stars can't cheat.
OK, that's not the
moral, but it is a pretty good film. The girls are hot.
Copyright ©
September 1999 Mr. Web Review
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