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CASTLE DANUBE DVD
Vivid DVD
(1999, 73 mins)
Stars: Lyvia, Little
Eva, Sylvia, Maria, Valentino, Mike Foster, Bobby Vitale, Yuri
Director: Ralph
Parfait
Themes: sex in
dungeon, lesbian sex, masturbation, anal sex
Rating: 7.0 out of 10
DVD Extras: Previews
for "Blonde Justice," "Dangerous," "Where The
Boys Aren't 10," "Party House," "Extreme Sex,"
and "Masseusse 3"; Outtakes, hosted by Nikki Tyler featuring
some funny scenes from assorted Vivid stars; Interactive play room, where
you "frig" Kobe Tai with a dildo, watch her masturbate or get a
cool top-down view of Kobe giving "you" a BJ; various Vivid sex
scenes; montage highlights of Vivid stars
MR. WEB REVIEWS TAKE:
OK, this is a film
about couples who visit a castle that is part hotel, part brothel. The two
servants, Little Eva (who's got a big, well-shaped booty) and Lyvia, serve
as sex objects for all who enter.
Plot? What plot.
In scene one, the two
servants are changing sheets in a bedroom and examining one of the
patron's jewelry. Eva eats a little candy and gets a spanking for being
bad from her boss, Valentino.
We'll see this
repeated later.
And before you know
it, Valentino is scolding both servants for being bad. And, yes, a
three-way breaks out. We get condom use, ass lickings plus anal sex and a
facial. The best part is Eva can fuck as good as she looks. Vivid's
multi-angle feature allows great views of Little Eva's backside, which is
perfectly porportioned (think a trimmed down, or poor man's version of
Nina Hartley). Eva's protudes just enough and has so much shape.
Bottom line? Eva's got
a Steph Swift type body with just a bit more backside, which, as you know,
I'm fond of. If you've not had a girl with "back," let us tell
you, friend and neighbor, you really need to. Nothing quite like it. Not
blow jobs, not anything.
But back to the
review...
In scene two, a couple
tours the castle and their guide leaves them. Just as you'd expect in a
Freddy Kreuger flick, the couple gets busy. We cut to another patron
unpacking her dildo and slipping into bed for a little tease (very well
done) before she's caught by a guy with a video camera making a holiday
tape (now, Paul, this is the castle, and this is the girl fucking the
8-inch dong in the castle).
So the girl strips
down for the guy and has no tits, but a nice ass you'd never expect and
she begins to masturbate for him. But that's about all we get.
Next, another lovely
with a flat chest and nice ass is tied up in the dungeon and a lucky john
gets to admire that nice booty and kiss it and lick it and, yes, stick it.
We get all manner of camera angle, including a really nice view from
directly underneath. Also great shots of her sticking her money-maker high
in the air for rear penetration.
The final girl-girl
scene is slow to heat up and too slow to finish and if not for the sight
of a few really nice asses on some otherwise slender girls, Castle Danube
might've hit the forgettable pile.
The DVD extras are
top-notch, however.
Copyright ©
September 1999 Mr. Web Review
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