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CARNAL INSTINCTS DVD
Metro DVD (75
mins)
Stars: Nikki Tyler,
Flower, Charleise Le Mour, Michael J. Cox, JJ Michaels, Reyna Via, Kalani,
Charlie, Lauren Montgomery, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Julian
Director: James Avalon
Themes:hot stripping,
big tits, lesbian sex, group sex, S&M, faux violence (blood)
Rating:8.5 out of 10
DVD Extras: 2-sided
disc with 30 trailers and synopses on one side, skip to a scene on the
other
MR. WEB REVIEWS TAKE:
Two country boys visit
a big-time nightclub, and when one of them becomes smitten with a hot
stripper (Tyler), they are led on a weird sex trip, full of lies and
deception.
Features:
2-sided disc. Side A has the movie and scene skipping; side 2 has
previews, synopses for 30 films.
Commentary: Avalon,
who wrote this film, came very close to a classic. While most porn movie
makers really should just do gonzo or interview/screw style films --
mainly because most porn film scripts are more "Charlie Brown"
than Shakespeare -- Avalon goes for the fences with a mainstream type
film.
And it's going, going,
going.....caught at the warning track.
Not that it's all that
bad.
The film revolves
around Tyler, who is absolutely one of the hottest and most gorgeous women
we've ever seen on film. We begin with a very mainstream type opening of
Tyler and her friends stripping in a club in a scene that you might see at
the multiplex for $7.50 and some popcorn money.
T.T. Boy and Byron
walk in and immediately TT begins dreaming of what it would be like to
have Nikki. In quick flash scenes, something like you'd see in an
Aerosmith video on MTV, we see Boy licking Nikki's cute and
flower-tattooed rear end, then licking her twat, then doing her doggy, and
we also discover Nikki has something a lot of these fake-tittied, blonde
bombshells do not (and we're talking from Sable to Gorgeous George to Pam
Anderson to Jenna Jameson): shorty's got an ass.
We cut to real life,
and Boy is still mesmerized by Nikki's dancing, and the way she's gyrating
and sticking her ass out and touching herself just slightly, well, you'll
be mesmerized, too.
When she's about to
leave the stage, Boy blurts out, "I'll do anything to spend the night
with you."
"Really?"
she responds.
Soon after, she comes
out in a stunning red outfit, the kind you only see girls who strip wear
and you only see in stripclubs, but damn it looks good on her. Nikki tells
Boy they can be together if he buys her dinner. She's in the mood for
Thai. She tells him to bring it backstage.
Boy grabs Byron and is
out looking for anything that says "Wok" on it.
We cut to them in the
dressing room and by now, if you haven't figured out this is Nikki as
Sharon Stone and Boy as Michael Douglas, you don't watch a lot of
mainstream movies.
Nikki asks if it's OK
if Vivian joins them. Byron stands back and Boy says no, thinking he's
about to get a little 2-on-1. But no. Nikki says she's not that easy. She
wants to see how much he'll really do to sleep with her.
Will he wear a stupid
hat the girls use as a dancing prop?
Yes.
Will he jerk off,
right there in the dressing room, as other girls walk by?
Uh-huh.
To help him some,
Nikki leans back into Vivian's lap and lets Vivian work over her gorgeous
body, squeezing and kneeding, before Nikki turns over and begins to frig
and kiss back. Charlie walks up to make this a three-way lesbo trip and
the dildoes are breaking out and girls are being doggy-style fingered. And
even for a man who's not into the whole Where The Boys Aren't phenomenon,
this is hot stuff. Nikki is a natural sexual creature who ranks, in sexual
energy, with some of the best ever in the biz. We're talking about folks
like the sublime Janet Jacme, the queen of porn, and Ginger Lynn and Nina
Hartley (when she's motivated) and Vanessa Del Rio and little-used
Sinnamon, to name a few.
Nikki's got IT,
whatever IT is.
Now is TT jacking off?
Damn if we know because Avalon's cameras never show him. We just see
Nikki, lesbianally satisfied (if "lesbianally" is a word), walk
over and invite him to an after hours party.
By now, she's got TT
hooked and you're mildly curious to see where the plot is going. And this
is good for porn. Real good.
Now at the party,
couples sit around and watch a mistress with two dogs on the ground. The
bitch dog (now we're talking about a man and woman doing an S&M thing,
no beastiality guys) laps water from a doggy bowl while the male dog eats
her out from behind and then goes doggy. The mistress joins the fun to
make this a 2-on-1, laying back for oral attention and catching some sweet
mish music.
Meanwhile, Nikki,
looking hot to die for in a leopard print dress, tells TT he can have her
if he'll kick Byron's ass. Egged on properly, TT begins to fight Byron but
loses quickly. Per Nikki's rules, Byron can now tap that ass, as the
fellas would say, but he'll have none of it.
This is a challenge to
Nikki, of course, so she visits Byron and gives him a story about how the
club owner is a freak and makes her do all these freaky sex acts with
patrons...or else. She begins to cry and Byron gets sucked into it,
kissing her and starting a true NC-17 scene that's filmed in the dark so
we can only see silouhettes. Nice try for artistry, but at least we get to
see Nikki's cute ass in the air during doggy.
The next morning, TT
walks in on his buddy and his dreamgirl and is obviously upset. They
explain everything and the boys decide to "bust" Nikki out of
her troubles. They try to take her away. Now we won't spoil the coup de
grace for you, but know that Avalon almost gets the ending right. He
seemed to have the movie 2/3rds of the way through and ran out of ideas or
lost his train of thought.
But this type of film
proves there may be room for some "big-budget" porn after all.
Still, only a precious few should try it.
Copyright © August 1999 Mr. Web Review
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