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THE LOOK 2000 DVD
Vivid DVD
Stars: Heather
Hunter, Miranda DeLeon, Metty Tigore, Janet Jacme, Monique, Rachel St.
Marie, Vanessa Blue, Kitten, Julian St. Jox, Vince Voyeur, Devlin Weed,
Kyle Stone, Byron Long, Moe, Fozzi
Director: Toni
English
Themes: natural
tits, big butts, anal sex, condoms, hot tease
DVD Extras:
Live action and stills of Vivid girls; previews; AVN award winning scenes;
chapter search; multi-angle.
MR. WEB REVIEWS
TAKE:
Heather Hunter stars
as a photographer for Players Magazine and her boss, Julian St. Jox, is
tired of seeing the same types of women posing in the same types of ways.
He wants more, he wants different, and the scintillatingly beautiful
Heather just can't seem to find it. As she struggles to, she runs across
plenty of sexy women and men and gets laid and watches others get laid in
the process.
The opening sequence
of this video perfectly shows off Toni English's skills as a director. We
see Miranda, simply a sexy natural-bodied cutie, posing for Heather's
camera wearing a bra that's about two sizes too small and some jeans, just
tight enough to tempt you and let you know what's happening.
Miranda does a nasty
turn and pokes her ass out. She pulls her bra down just so you're about to
see nipple and bends over, her ample cleavage spilling over like beer suds
running down a cold mug. And English uses slow-motion photography to make
this look finger-licking good.
Damn, I didn't want
the credits to stop, but they did, and we go to Julian's office. He plays
someone called "M.C. Knight" and he runs Players Magazine, a
real-life Playboy for the black man. Knight is upset because sales are
down, but at least he's got Monique there, looking like the real Sexual
Chocolate (as opposed to the heavy WWF wrestler Mark Henry) rubbing his
shoulders down.
Monique tells him
things will be OK, and Julian asks her to bring in his top photographer,
Heather. And after the meeting, Julian lets her know he'll need to let off
a little sexual steam.
Julian tells Heather
he's sick of seeing the same ol' girls in every picture. "We've been
in the business for 20 years and we need to take it to next level,"
he tells her, sounding like he's reading from a 6 o'clock news cue card.
So what if we've seen
better acting on Comedy Central's "Man Show"? This is Heather,
one of the most gorgeous women ever filmed, and she's looking so tempting
promising Julian that she'll find the girls he needs.
And she's off to find
them, leaving Monique to take care of her tense boss. How does she do it?
Well, she climbs her silver mini-skirted self onto his lap, as Julian
reclines in one of those black leather chairs we all wish we had instead
of the blue cloth number that always tears up in two weeks.
And then Julian pushes
Monique onto the desk and pushes up the skirt so he can taste her
Hershey's kiss. The picture to DVD transfer is sublime, as you can see
every subtle detail of Monique's long, lithe chocolate legs which seem to
start in Nebraska and end in New Orleans.
Satisfied, Monique
slowly and sexily climbs down, drops to her knees and pulls down Julian's
pants, only to find her boss already hard as a rock (now that's what we
like in porn stars: readiness; now someone needs to hear me). Monique
happily greets the stick pointing in her face with a wet mouth, a smile
and a long tongue. As he stands in front of the desk, she sucks and sucks
and sucks before standing up and facing away from Julian.
Ah yes.
It's time to go doggy.
Now how many of you
hate doggy style?
Really.
None?
I thought so. And for
the readers whose wifes and girlfriends think it's icky, well, consider
this: humans are the only mammal to have sex in the missionary or mish
position. All other animals from dogs to cats to pigs, do it from behind.
And boy does it feel good (with other women, I mean).
Here, it only looks
good, as Julian stabs Monique's taut but round booty with his love stick,
causing her booty to jiggle slightly. She doesn't take the full length of
Julian, who is nobody's Lexington Steele, but the scene satisfies,
especially when Monique rides cowgirl followed by a nice capture of her on
the receiving end of an ass-up anal fingering. Monique also rides a mean
reverse cowgirl, which English shoots from a perspective of over Julian's
shoulder.
This allows us to see
Monique's entire frame and close in on how hard she's banging her ass down
onto Julian's stomach and groin. Damn, Julian, we're jealous about now.
Finally, reaching the
"coo de gracie," Julian lays Monique on the desk and takes her
in the missionary position with her legs cocked in the air (some fellas
call this the "buck" position) and brings home the bacon while
she frigs her clit. For some reason St. Jox is all scratched up like he
was an extra in "Roots" or caught the business end of an
electric cord whipping on a street corner somewhere. But, he does drop a
nice load of jizz all on Monique's tender belly.
So we move on to
Heather combing through magazines, looking at pictures, trying to
conceptualize what her boss wants. Her boyfriend/husband (never made
clear), Weed walks in and asks if she wants to go eat. She tells Weed
about her problem. In less than a minute, he tells her it'll be OK, all
women are sexy but not as sexy as her and he begins to kiss her in some
2-minute foreplay routine.
OK, now our dream girl
is about to get it. Weed sucks her awesomely natural tits and strips down
that muscular oh-so-sexy body. Has there ever been a tiny girl so
completely, well, visceral? Sorry Kobe Tai fans. Don't apply. Kobe is s-k-i-n-n-y,
to the point of puking. And her bad boob job doesn't help.
No, Ms. Hunter has
perfect hair, perfect face and other than a lack of ass, perfect body. So
what if she has on too much eye makeup. Look at her suck the dick. Look at
her sit on Weed's face in impossible positions and then adjust to get in
another, still with clit planted firmly on face, that you have to turn
your head sideways while watching and say, "Damn, how'd she do
that?"
And oh, can Heather
can head. She sucks Weed and then lets him go doggy style (where we are
given our first multi-angle opportunity). Then Weed rocks the party in
mish, wearing the requisite condom that shows up in all scenes here. He
explodes a much deserved nut on that sublime chest (but where are
Heather's aerolae, huh? It's like when the Big Fella was giving out tits,
she drew the first pick in the lottery, but when He was giving out aerolae,
Heather was at home watching "Saved By The Bell" and forgot to
show up).
Moving along, Heather
-- a real-life former Soul Train dancer -- has gotten together with her
girls to talk about the project. It's Kitten, before her tit job (which I
see now was much-needed and went quite well), Vanessa Blue and a few
others. Jacme, in one of her final roles, says that the Cleopatra look is
the next thing. And she imagines herself to be Cleo.
And let us say this:
this may be the first movie to accurately depict what the Queen Of Egypt
looked like. Elizabeth Taylor? No way. That young thing ABC had a few
months back? Nope.
News flash. Cleopatra
lived in Egypt. In Africa.
Y'all ever read
National Geographic? Egyptians don't look like Elizabeth Taylor.
Besides, if they did,
they'd have awful sunburn and peel every day.
Anyway, Jacme as Cleo
is being fanned, with too too much makeup on (the makeup artist for this
film needs a stern talking to) by Vince Voyeur. Vince feeds our queen
grapes and Heather, the first person in history to have a camera in 48
Trillion BC, snaps pictures.
Vince puts down his
fan and begins to kneed the queen's natural tits with his hands, as Jacme
lays back. Then he drops down to eat out Jacme/Cleo, who throws her arms
behind her head and splays her legs in the classic "take me"
position. Damn, Janet's the best ever.
She begins to slowly
build into a deep moan as Vince uses fingers with his tongue. We cut to
her sloppy oral skills (sloppy is good, fellas) and hear the real sound of
her nasty technique. English adds another great shot of Vince laying back
and Jacme sucking, her ass taking up nearly the entire screen (and on a
50-inch Mitsubishi, that ass looks invitingly life size). Vince then slips
on a condom and goes mish, the DVD clarity allowing us to clearly see what
looks like a Genuine Wet Coochie unburneded by Slick or KY Jelly.
And Vince seems to
enjoy it, and so does Janet, now slipping into her trademark gutteral
screams (damn, Janet's too loud. Here comes our wife. "Are you
watching that shit again? Why do you watch this crap," she says
sitting down, where she stays glued for the remainder of the film. Women
are funny, eh?).
But we digress. By
now, Vince is rocking Janet, who's really, really wet and doing her
"Oh fuck me! Fuck me!" verbal thing that is such a turn-on
before Vince realizes who he's fucking.
"Oh, this is
Janet Jacme. She's got the best ass ever. I better hit it doggy
style!"
Sure, he didn't say
it, but we were at least thinking it. And sure enough he turns her over
and hits it from the back, making Janet's big butt go bounce, rotating at
2700 JPH, that's 2,700 jiggles per hour fans.
I mean, damn, this
woman's ass looks so good and it looks better as Vince's pelvis hits it
faster and faster, causing it to dimple and move like it was filled with
water and the tide was coming in. Trust us, there is no better sight in
porn than Janet Jacme, face in a pillow and ass in the air, on the
receiving end of a good stiff dick.
And Vince knows it,
slipping in her bung-hole for a little anal loving before spilling a load
onto The Ass America Should Learn To Love.
So Heather comes back
with pictures, allegedly ones from a scene that took place in Janet's mind
(OK, script writer, this is porn but that doesn't give you THIS much
license).
Julian shoots it down
again. He wants something more modern.
So Heather goes to see
Mistress Joanna (Rachel St. Marie), who orders a white slave to crawl to
her and suck her cooch as Heather clicks away. This young slave is whipped
by Mistress, who fucks him in what looks like a dungeon, and then lets him
enjoy the wonders of a phat ass in doggy style and reverse cowgirl. You
may want to turn down the sound to avoid the "mistress"
dialogue, which is so stupid I can't even write it here.
It's all pretty hot to
look at, but does nothing for Julian.
"Is this two
men?" he asks Heather, looking at her work. "This just won't
do."
Now, Julian wants
something more normal.
Well, riding around
with her friend, Heather spots Miranda and Byron Long. She propositions
them for pictures and they agree.
So later, back in
their home, Heather snaps Miranda (it's the sexy sequence that began the
movie, without credits obscuring Miranda's off the charts body). Miranda's
got that black/Hawaiian/Asian,
I'm-not-sure-what-the-hell-nationality-she-is-but-damn-she-looks-good
thing going on.
She's got thick chest,
thick thighs, thick ass, thick everything, but it's all in perfect
proportion. She's got something to grab hold to, and Heather puts the
camera down and begins to grab. Toni English again slows things down with
camera tricks to make the simple act of women pulling down jeans to reveal
G-strings look like the sexiest thing since pantyless Sharon Stone crossed
her legs in a white dress.
The lesbian antics
begin and as Miranda eats Heather, Ms. Hunter gets happy, first backing
away in ectasy as Miranda tries to get at her clit, then screaming
"Oh shit. Oh my gosh! Shit! Shit!" as Miranda finally finds her
target. English captures another great shot of Heather fingering Miranda
in doggy position with Miranda's round creamy ass filling the screen. One
word: Damn.
Finally, all warmed
up, the girls walk over to Long. Miranda takes the camera and Heather
takes Long's wood, and sucks it well. She sucks him on the floor and on a
table, using lots of hand and moving up and down very fast. Give Long
this, he's got stamina, because Heather's entire body is moving up and
down she's working his johnson so hard.
Finally he eats her
back and gets into a standing rear, his large member seeming big enough to
pop this tiny superstar, but she hoists one leg up on the desk while
standing, wanting more of the dick.
Long cums on the ass
and when Heather shows Julian these pictures, he's finally satisfied.
Later, back at home
with Weed, Heather tells her companion that Julian just wanted the same ol'
thing anyway. They kiss and we get "The end" on the screen.
And forget about the
plot making sense or having an decent ending. Well, at least the sex was
hot. So like Bugs Bunny says, "that's all folks."
Copyright ©
December 1999 Mr. Web Review
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