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The Man Who Loves Women


VCA Platinum (1:17)

STARS: Sean Michaels, Janet Jacme, Tara Monroe, Lana Sands, Peter North, Ariel Day, Wednesday

DIRECTOR: Sean Michaels

THEMES: Anal sex, big tits, interracial sex, sex in moving cars

RATING: 6.0 out of 10


MR WEB REVIEW'S TAKE

Sean Michaels' editors should be shot, first of all. In the previews that proceed the film, we see Tom Byron and Janet Jacme riding down the street in a convertible with Janet turning her ass up for Tom to feel with her jeans pulled down and G-string blazing.

This looks like an incredible scene....only in the film, we get a fairly awesome scene that kind of begins in the middle. Janet blows Tom while Sean films them outside, then takes Byron in the bunghole doggystyle. Janet could cure all men who need Viagra, but the rest of the scene, left on the editing floor, probably would have made this a classic.

As it is, the film is average. Sean tells us of a time he went shopping. He pretends to be a salesman helping Tara into several different outfits. She's a cutie, with huge tits and a small waist and loads of potential.

After Sean admits to her that he films women for a living, she comes to his house and gets nude. There's too much dialogue that proceeds all this, but when you see little Tara blowing big Sean, you'll forget about it. He licks her ass and fingers her pussy before giving her a doggy style pounding (no, she's got no ass; Nina Hartley she ain't). Tara does take a man-sized facial, though.

Next Sean is out on Melrose Place watching jiggly butts go by when a redhead "fan" rolls up on him. Ariel wants him to autograph her tits (OK) and he signs them after taking her into an alley by a dumpster. She invites him to her place and he obliges and inspects her pert nipples.

She changes into a nasty outfit and shows off her butt for the original butt lover. He fingers her and eats her out before a hot doggy fuck and another facial.

Next, Tara invites Sean to meet Wednesday and this girl is cuter than anything on the "Addam's Family" (little '60s humor there, guys and gals). The girls get freaky pretty quick on the couch, Tara's pert tits and nipples again grabbing your attention. Sean joins in and plays with Wednesday's fake and hard boobs while he drills Tara into next week with a violent missionary fuck.

The disappointing Jacme scene is next and is followed by an equally disappointing pairing of Lana Sands and Peter North and Sean. The 2-on-1, double penetration plus a facial lacks heat. But give North credit, the man packs more cum than any two other porn stars.


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