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Wylder's Black Dirty Dancers


Fallen Angel (1998, 1:23)

 

Starring: India, Ecstacy, Champagne, Karma, Chastity, Solveig, Santino Lee, Guy DiSilva, Mike DeShane, Nick Blackstone

Director: Luc Wylder

Themes: lap dancing, tease, big butts, black girls, anal, DP, group sex

Rating: 9.5 out of 10


The best  film I've seen in some time. The girls are oh, so hot. Wylder has all of the camera angles and lighting well-covered. The sex is excellent and the girls all seem genuinely turned on.

This is a rare formula in the porn world. Usually, you get some of the ingredients, but you taste it and you say, "Damn, this need something."

Not here. Each scene has a bit of an interview segment prior to the fucking and in the first, India, a slender dark-skinned model-ready cutie, comes across as confident and bubbly. She says before she got into porn, she was a phone sex operator, and with a voice like hers, she challenges the viewers, I know some of you have called before.

Her partner, Ecstasy, reminds me a whole lot of mainstream actress Paula Jai Parker (who you can see nude by clicking here), who starred in ABC's "Snoops" and a whole lot of Robert Townsend movies. Ecs is just fine, period. She's also perky, intelligent. Before porn, she says she telemarketed porn movies.

After all this, the girls stand up and dance around, grinding and flashing and softly touching each other. Now, I've always been a fan of Luc's Dirty Dancers series but these sisters have a unique rhythm, a sexual flow to their movements that is just better than the other girls in this series.

In fact, the other girls dancing around were nowhere close. And India and Ecs know they're hot, looking at the camera almost like they can see you one hand on the slow-mo button and the other on Mr. Happy Or Miss Happy Button. India even moves really close to the camera and grinds her pussy like a half-inch from the lens.

It was at this point that this reviewer nearly slipped out of the chair and dropped the pen he was taking notes with.

About this time, Santino Lee arrives on the scene in a red adidas outfit. The girls waste no time working him over, pulling down his pants and explaining to Luc that Santino has a bitch ass.

Luc doesn't know what it means and assumes it's something bad. No, the girls, explain, "bitch ass" just means it's a "phat ass" or something good, something round. Santino breaks it down further, it's like "bitchin' ass dude in white ebonics."

Your reviewer laughs here, but quickly loses his grin and has to turn his head sideways at the TV to believe how hard and how aggressively India and Ecs oralize (yes, this is not a word but a damn good description) Santino and each other.

Santino really works over Ecs, who has one of the finest bodies I've seen in some time. Santino, who you won't confuse with Peter North or Lexington Steele, prides himself on his oral abilities and he has Ecs doing everything but reciting her ABCs when he begins to eat her out, using fingers in her hole and a incredibly swift tongue on her clit.

Ecs squirts love juice all over Santino's face and pops two very real orgasms. Santino then turns his oral attention to India, who lays back missionary-style before she gets away from the oral and sits sexually on Santino, who wears a condom. Luc gets great angles of India's small but sweet ass as she goes about her biz.

When the gorgeous Ecs gets her chance, her verbal skills are wonderful. She doesn't just moan, she screams, and she also has that nasty sex talk that really can take you "there."

"Does Ecstasy make that dick feel good for you?" she asks Santino as she rides his pole from Alaska to Alabama.

Santino doesn't need to answer. But he does get up into India's anal cavity and pounds it hard and long before the scene ends with the pop shot. And props to Santino for lasting as long as he did.

These girls were hot, gorgeous, and apparently very horny.

The next scene is with Champagne, Karma and Mark Anthony. It begins, of course, with the girls dirty dancing. Karma is big-chested (fake) and Champagne is royally big chested (real). Champagne's thick body is one of the wonders of the porn world.

She's perfectly proportioned, but meaty. She's got plenty to grab on to. Wearing a purple dress slit nearly up to her pussy, Champagne dances around and on top of the camera (yes, Luc has gone "down there.") The effect of watching these girls from directly underneath is incredibly erotic.

You can appreciate their full bosoms and full bottoms. In the interview segment, the girls are asked to describe themselves in three words.

Champagne: "Hot, exciting and outrageous."

Karma only needs two: "Chocolate Volcano."

My, my.

Turns out before she did movies, Karma was a dancer and a third generation one at that. Her mom and grandmom all danced for dollars. Champagne was a dancer, too.

That may explain why their dance segment would put the Soul Train dancers to shame. The interview segment is a bit on the long side but you really get a feel for how the girls may really be. And just when you get ready to hit the FF button, here comes Mark Anthony on the scene, and as WWF announcer Jim Ross is fond of saying, you know "business is about to pick up."

Mark quickly begins to suck Champagne's famously big tits while Karma sucks Mark's famously big dick. Later, with a dildo up Champagne's pussy, buzzing, Mark licks on her clit. Karma keeps a tight suction grip on Mark's tool with her mouth before Mark and Champagne both put on their 69 sex jerseys.

This is followed by condom doggy work on Karma, who jabs a dildo deep into Champagne at the same time. Champagne is next to get the doggy style and watching her ass bounce and wiggle is a sight to behold.

Next up are Chastity, Santino Lee and Guy DiSilva. Chastity, it seems, has come to Luc's warehouse looking for work. A flatchested darkskin young thing, she gives an awesome ass shaking audition for Santino, who quickly does his oral thing, driving his second girl this film to a quivering orgasm.

Chastity is blowing him back, and doing a good job, when Guy walks in and also joins in on The List Of Those Receiving Hot Ass Blow Jobs. Meanwhile, a condomed Santino has begun to enter Chastity's tasty backside doggy style.

Guy also gets him some, missionary-like, while Chastity wraps her sweet lips around Santino's hard member. Now properly warmed up, she takes a standing DP from the guys and grins. She also takes a more traditional cowgirl position (Santino's in the backdoor both times).

The final scene here features Nick, a white Irish kid, and Solveig, who steals the movie from everyone. I have never seen a Solveig movie before and let me tell you, after this I'm going to get my hands on a whole bunch more. She made me update my faves list.

She's got these extra long hair extensions in, which I'll let go, and she wants to be in the film. Turns out filming is over. But Luc, ever the gentlemen, decides to let her try out anyway.

She removes a coat to reveal the most incredibly sexy fishnet outfit you've ever seen. She shows you hear round tits first and then opens her legs, parting the skirt to show where the hole in the fishnet is. And not only is Solveig sexy to look at, she knows how to move, almost never moving her eyes off the camera, and in turn you the viewer.

This can give you the feeling of having this earthy creature dancing just for you. And she moves like a cat, slinky, nasty, showing us one of the most picture perfect asses in porn. She climbs onto the arm of a couch and grinds her pussy into it, probably driving anyone who buys this film into creampie heaven.

Nick comes in and grabs hold of Solveig's sexiness. He sucks her tits through the fishnet and eats her between the fishnet, fingering her asshole and her pussy with a DP finger job. Solveig is all over the place but in control. Her moans are muted but even more sexy for it, almost like if you're making out in a public place and are trying hard for no one to hear but it starts feeling too good.

And when she gives him a blowjob, she all but scales his dick. They go 69, and this woman just looks amazing from all angles. She pounds on him in cowgirl and the doggy sex is incredible. There are a lot of starlets with nice asses, but a handful with asses that just are in perfect proportion to everything else. Janet Jacme is like that. Sinnamon is like that. Nina Hartley is like that.

Solveig most certainly is, too.

You'll want to see much more of this woman.

I know I do.