The best film I've
seen in some time. The girls are oh, so hot. Wylder has all of the camera
angles and lighting well-covered. The sex is excellent and the girls all
seem genuinely turned on.
This is a rare formula
in the porn world. Usually, you get some of the ingredients, but you taste
it and you say, "Damn, this need something."
Not here. Each scene has
a bit of an interview segment prior to the fucking and in the first, India,
a slender dark-skinned model-ready cutie, comes across as confident and
bubbly. She says before she got into porn, she was a phone sex operator, and
with a voice like hers, she challenges the viewers, I know some of you have
called before.
Her partner, Ecstasy,
reminds me a whole lot of mainstream actress Paula Jai Parker (who
you can see nude by clicking here), who starred in ABC's
"Snoops" and a whole lot of Robert Townsend movies. Ecs is just
fine, period. She's also perky, intelligent. Before porn, she says she
telemarketed porn movies.
After all this, the
girls stand up and dance around, grinding and flashing and softly touching
each other. Now, I've always been a fan of Luc's Dirty Dancers series but
these sisters have a unique rhythm, a sexual flow to their movements that is
just better than the other girls in this series.
In fact, the other girls
dancing around were nowhere close. And India and Ecs know they're hot,
looking at the camera almost like they can see you one hand on the slow-mo
button and the other on Mr. Happy Or Miss Happy Button. India even moves
really close to the camera and grinds her pussy like a half-inch from the
lens.
It was at this point
that this reviewer nearly slipped out of the chair and dropped the pen he
was taking notes with.
About this time, Santino
Lee arrives on the scene in a red adidas outfit. The girls waste no time
working him over, pulling down his pants and explaining to Luc that Santino
has a bitch ass.
Luc doesn't know what it
means and assumes it's something bad. No, the girls, explain, "bitch
ass" just means it's a "phat ass" or something good,
something round. Santino breaks it down further, it's like "bitchin'
ass dude in white ebonics."
Your reviewer laughs
here, but quickly loses his grin and has to turn his head sideways at the TV
to believe how hard and how aggressively India and Ecs oralize (yes, this is
not a word but a damn good description) Santino and each other.
Santino really works
over Ecs, who has one of the finest bodies I've seen in some time. Santino,
who you won't confuse with Peter North or Lexington Steele, prides himself
on his oral abilities and he has Ecs doing everything but reciting her ABCs
when he begins to eat her out, using fingers in her hole and a incredibly
swift tongue on her clit.
Ecs squirts love juice
all over Santino's face and pops two very real orgasms. Santino then turns
his oral attention to India, who lays back missionary-style before she gets
away from the oral and sits sexually on Santino, who wears a condom. Luc
gets great angles of India's small but sweet ass as she goes about her biz.
When the gorgeous Ecs
gets her chance, her verbal skills are wonderful. She doesn't just moan, she
screams, and she also has that nasty sex talk that really can take you
"there."
"Does Ecstasy make
that dick feel good for you?" she asks Santino as she rides his pole
from Alaska to Alabama.
Santino doesn't need to
answer. But he does get up into India's anal cavity and pounds it hard and
long before the scene ends with the pop shot. And props to Santino for
lasting as long as he did.
These girls were hot,
gorgeous, and apparently very horny.
The next scene is with
Champagne, Karma and Mark Anthony. It begins, of course, with the girls
dirty dancing. Karma is big-chested (fake) and Champagne is royally big
chested (real). Champagne's thick body is one of the wonders of the porn
world.
She's perfectly
proportioned, but meaty. She's got plenty to grab on to. Wearing a purple
dress slit nearly up to her pussy, Champagne dances around and on top of the
camera (yes, Luc has gone "down there.") The effect of watching
these girls from directly underneath is incredibly erotic.
You can appreciate their
full bosoms and full bottoms. In the interview segment, the girls are asked
to describe themselves in three words.
Champagne: "Hot,
exciting and outrageous."
Karma only needs two:
"Chocolate Volcano."
My, my.
Turns out before she did
movies, Karma was a dancer and a third generation one at that. Her mom and
grandmom all danced for dollars. Champagne was a dancer, too.
That may explain why
their dance segment would put the Soul Train dancers to shame. The interview
segment is a bit on the long side but you really get a feel for how the
girls may really be. And just when you get ready to hit the FF button, here
comes Mark Anthony on the scene, and as WWF announcer Jim Ross is fond of
saying, you know "business is about to pick up."
Mark quickly begins to
suck Champagne's famously big tits while Karma sucks Mark's famously big
dick. Later, with a dildo up Champagne's pussy, buzzing, Mark licks on her
clit. Karma keeps a tight suction grip on Mark's tool with her mouth before
Mark and Champagne both put on their 69 sex jerseys.
This is followed by
condom doggy work on Karma, who jabs a dildo deep into Champagne at the same
time. Champagne is next to get the doggy style and watching her ass bounce
and wiggle is a sight to behold.
Next up are Chastity,
Santino Lee and Guy DiSilva. Chastity, it seems, has come to Luc's warehouse
looking for work. A flatchested darkskin young thing, she gives an awesome
ass shaking audition for Santino, who quickly does his oral thing, driving
his second girl this film to a quivering orgasm.
Chastity is blowing him
back, and doing a good job, when Guy walks in and also joins in on The List
Of Those Receiving Hot Ass Blow Jobs. Meanwhile, a condomed Santino has
begun to enter Chastity's tasty backside doggy style.
Guy also gets him some,
missionary-like, while Chastity wraps her sweet lips around Santino's hard
member. Now properly warmed up, she takes a standing DP from the guys and
grins. She also takes a more traditional cowgirl position (Santino's in the
backdoor both times).
The final scene here
features Nick, a white Irish kid, and Solveig, who steals the movie from
everyone. I have never seen a Solveig movie before and let me tell you,
after this I'm going to get my hands on a whole bunch more. She made me
update my faves list.
She's got these extra
long hair extensions in, which I'll let go, and she wants to be in the film.
Turns out filming is over. But Luc, ever the gentlemen, decides to let her
try out anyway.
She removes a coat to
reveal the most incredibly sexy fishnet outfit you've ever seen. She shows
you hear round tits first and then opens her legs, parting the skirt to show
where the hole in the fishnet is. And not only is Solveig sexy to look at,
she knows how to move, almost never moving her eyes off the camera, and in
turn you the viewer.
This can give you the
feeling of having this earthy creature dancing just for you. And she moves
like a cat, slinky, nasty, showing us one of the most picture perfect asses
in porn. She climbs onto the arm of a couch and grinds her pussy into it,
probably driving anyone who buys this film into creampie heaven.
Nick comes in and grabs
hold of Solveig's sexiness. He sucks her tits through the fishnet and eats
her between the fishnet, fingering her asshole and her pussy with a DP
finger job. Solveig is all over the place but in control. Her moans are
muted but even more sexy for it, almost like if you're making out in a
public place and are trying hard for no one to hear but it starts feeling
too good.
And when she gives him a
blowjob, she all but scales his dick. They go 69, and this woman just looks
amazing from all angles. She pounds on him in cowgirl and the doggy sex is
incredible. There are a lot of starlets with nice asses, but a handful with
asses that just are in perfect proportion to everything else. Janet Jacme is
like that. Sinnamon is like that. Nina Hartley is like that.
Solveig most certainly
is, too.
You'll want to see much
more of this woman.
I know I do.