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Freaks, Whoes and Floes 2
Freaks Whoes and Flows #02
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Starring: Jake Steed
Director: Jake Steed
Themes: big butts,
real tits, anal sex, lots of doggy style
Rating: 9.0 out of 10
Reviewed by: Ev Daviduk (delivered Aug. 20, 1999)
This time around we're
at Freaknik. This promises to be hot! * What's really neat is that by
closely watching the intro' to the video, we have a collection of beauties
dancing around to the beat in the background. And by looking carefully
you'll see such beauties as India, Cinnabunz, and Kairee in the mix =). Just
thought I'd point that out, and now on with the review.
Scene 1: Featuring Monica (no, not the RnB artist) loungin' at the crib with
Jake. She's a light-skinned sista', sporting a Michigan pullover jacket.
Very cute. For a while she hides her face with the jacket's hood and her
bangs, but I believe she remembles Charli Baltimore & even busts a quick
freestyle over the backbeat which is playin' in the background. Under the
jacket, she's sporting a 2-piece undergarment hook-up. She's shy and all,
but pretty. Here you have your standard fellatio, reverse cowgirl,
side-2-side, doggy, missionary, one leg up, both legs up, etc. An ok scene,
nothin' spectacular.
Scene 2: "Chillin' with the homie". Jake and his boy are in the
ride again, and the other guy (Johnathan) busts a tight freestyle over the
beat provided by a tape Jake's playing in the car. It's a great change of
pace, ATL-style - women and hiphop - it's all love. Plus, the beat's hot! I
almost found myself freestylin' as I watched the 5 or so minutes in which
they drive around. * It's like an amateur hiphop video, and adult film all
in one. Word. The sound quality isn't the best, but Johnathan (a good friend
of Jake's, and a new actor in the adult biz') can flow (and that's real)
Then Jake's up next (freestylin'). Then back at a house, we get a quick bio'
on Johnathan (the freestyler from the car), and what do you know - - - Jake
beatboxes for him, and J's flowin' again. LoL. Where are the women at? LoL.
Scene 3: Johnathan and another female (name? Very pretty.....with reddish
streaks in her hair, and a cute smile and appearance/demeanour) are about
ready to do their thing. Some tongue kissin', then cowgirl positioning
ensues. She's very pretty, with girl-nextdoor-type-qualities (especially the
reddish highlights in her hair). Her smile's amazing too. Wait a second -
let me quickly check out Jake's website, and I'll tell you who she is ...
alright, I'm back. Her name is TAMIKA. Some doggystyle's up next, with both
individuals on the floor, then too soon thereafter the scene ends with a $
shot to her flat tummy. Ooops, wait a second, they're back to sexin'a gain.
What happened is that Johnathan came too soon, and has got to take a little
break ( I guess the punani is REAL good). No doubt. Into the scene comes
Jake, and he's satisfied orally. Johnathan then returns, and Tamika
pleasures him as she did Jake momentarily. Then a little bit more with her
& Jake. A hot scene all-in-all.
Scene 4: Then we have some actual Freaknik footage. It's alright - nothin'
too wild, just people havin' a good time, foolin' around, etc.
Scene 5: Jake and TT Boy are back at the hotel. They're about ready to step
out, and check out the scene, and when they do up pulls a friend of Jake's
in a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Off they go - - - the 3 amigos - - - cruisin' for
women. What's funny is that they're cool with it all - and do the right
thing by blurring out peoples faces (for the most part), alongwith license
plates on cars passing by. As many peeps wouldn't want to find out they're
in an adult film, without consent. Props to Jake and his crew for doing
that, that was the right thing to do. Indeed, everything's done properly.
Then we're back at a hotel room, and Jake and TT Boy are there with a cute
light-skinned sista' with hair dyed blonde, or a weave. One or the other,
she's very pretty. Her & Jake get it on, but it's a quick scene though.
I wish it had gone on longer, but it's alright though.
Scene 6: Back on the scene, crusing again. No sexin' goin' on here.
Scene 7: Jake answers a phone call from Lexington Steele, and soon
thereafter he arrives at Jake's room accompanied by a female friend. She's
light-skinned, short haired, and almost looks too proper to be in the film.
But it's all good - I never complain. LoL. Or at least I try not too. She
then gives Lex' a 2-minute blowjob, kneeling from within the bathtub's soapy
water, but that ends her bit with Lex'. But fortunately, Jake steps in, and
taps the punani doggystyle, so all's well.
Scene 8: Now were in South Central L.A., and Jake's cruisin' again. This
time he's on his way to visit a female friend. He gets his freestyle on
again while driving. The sound quality for the scene isn't the best though
(but then again, it's all good - I'm watching a recording of the original).
But when we meet the honey though, she's sportin' a tight green top, black
hot-pants, and red panties/black bra underneath. She does a quick dance for
the camera, and all that, and then we're full into some wet blowjob action.
But it's yet another short scene. I didn't properly write down just exactly
went down - but they probably got it on too. LoL. My bad. But it ends on a
fun note though, as Jake lets the $ go, and then she playfully tells him to
get his a$$ out (as he shot some jizz into her hair). LoL. It's one of those
things you've gotta see to understand. LoL.
Scene 9: We're then treated to a dance by Shawna, a slim-bodied honey
sporting a cheerleading outfit (along the lines of the Innercity Black
Cheerleader search series). Then TT Boy passes by the cut, and they get it
on. There's even some backdoor penetration here. Even some freaky-deaky
close-ups too. Then TT B' busts a big nut & Shawna slowly cleans off the
leftover remnants of "milk". Hahahaa. It's high in calcium too.
Not! Jake appears to want some action too, and in the FUNNIEST line I've
ever heard in a film, Shawna asks Jake "whatcha' want me to do?".
Jake's response, "suck the diznick". LOL!! That line cracked me
the hell up. You can bet I re-wound it a few times to say the least.
Scene 10: Last up is Carmel ... 21-years-old. Beautiful. From Panama,
California. It's one of her very first performances on-screen - and she's
quickly becoming a popular up & coming starlet. Keep your eyes &
ears peeled for her. That's CARMEL, plain and simple.
* Overall the hottest scene of the film was #3 (with Tamika/Johnathan .....
and Tamika/Jake). Tamika was just too pretty, and her red highlights and
colgate smile we're definitely attractive as can be. And the most beautiful
woman of the film honour goes to Carmel, who represented in scene #10. She's
quickly making a name for herself, and is very relaxed & sexual
on-screen. Very cool and down-2-earth. A good film altogether, and remember
- there aren't 10 scenes of sexing. But about 6 or 7, and 3 scenes
in-between (freestylin', cruisin', a bio' here and there).
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