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Lovers Caught On Tape

Vidbidness (1999, 56 mins)

STARRING: Amateur stars

THEMES: public sex.

RATING: 8.0 out of 10

MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW: 

OK, these are the tapes that Amazon.com took off the shelves. Why? This stuff is X-rated. Plain and simple. The producers claim these are real-life couplings caught by still security cameras.

Is it all believable? Well, some of it is.

We begin with two insurance company executives walking into a stairwell, perhaps during a break in the day. They're obviously hot for each other, as the woman is on her knees giving her friend a killer and frantic blowjob. One thing that amateurs bring is that real-life heat.

There's no sound (since these are basically surveillance videos) just a rock reel playing over some fuzzy images of a couple in mid-coitus. And for a quickie, they run through a variety of positions, including a doggy style where she sticks her head through the guard rails.

What's cool is we get to see the clean up: how they try to straighten each other out so they can walk back out and act like nothing happened.

We go on to see an executive getting a 3-minute blowjob from his secretary on an elevator; and waitress and a short order cook after hours in a restaurant (they go missionary in the stock room, which might change how I think about the food I order next time at Shoney's Big Boy).

One of the best scenes here is a couple in an underground Atlanta parking lot. He slams her off an SUV onto the hood of a car, fingering her and entering her, just before they both duck down, embarrassed, when another car pulls up. But as soon as the person is out and walking away, without seeing them, our exhibitionists are back at it, banging each other like wild animals.

In Phoenix, a jealous husband figures his wife is cheating with the mailman and sets up a camera and, well, she is. She gets a quick banging in the bedroom by the guy dressed in the real-life mailman duds.

There's also a little lez action, with two girls playing footsie and eat me in the office. Our favorite though is a series of couples fingering each other and playing with themselves at sports stadiums. One girl takes off her panties and since she has a loose short skirt on, she can sit on her boyfriend's lap and hump him without anyone really noticing.

They must've been at a Bengals game with no crowd, eh?