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RODNEY MOORE'S TOOTSIES & FOOTSIES


(LBO Video, 1994, 2 hrs)

Starring: Loni, Misty Knight, Candy, Crystal Clear, Justine, Trent Westwood, Guy DiSilva, Rodney Moore

THEMES: anal sex, foot fetish

DIRECTOR: Rodney Moore

Rating: 7.5 out of 10


MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW: 

A collection of vignettes all centered around the love of feet. If this is your thing, you'll dig this video. But, feet don't really do it for us.

Still, to wit:

Loni and Rodney begin the film as Rodney plays an Al Bundy type shoe salesman who apparently works out of his cheap apartment. I don't know, I just haven't seen too many shoe stores with vertical blinds and pink carpet running to a wooden balcony.

To me, it just screams "APARTMENT!"

So sets aren't Rodney's thing. But he does know his fetishes. The segment begins with Rodney sitting on a stool looking at an X-rated video box cover and beginning to warm himself up when Loni walks in.

Now, I've bought a lot of shoes from Sears, but I just haven't been lucky enough to be there when a girl this cute comes in, wearing a short skirt, and sits splay-legged to allow a perfect view of her drawers.

Not that I mind. And neither does Rodney, who spies her "cleavage" and begins to get her shoe size, using his tongue. Rodney sucks her toes and puts her in thigh high black leather boots. And as Loni walks around to see if they fit her feet, she hikes up her dress to reveal her G-stringed ass.

Now, that definitely doesn't go on in Sears.

Rodney begins to eat her box from behind while rubbing those boots sensually. If you're into this kind of kink, you may lose it here, as Loni has nice long legs and a great ass and Rodney's cameraman works well capturing it all.

She gives him some oral after all this tease, and he gets into some missionary sex and eventually some anal, but it's the tease that works the scene, not the action....

Misty and Trent are next and she walks up on him while he sits outside. She has on some white thigh high boots with heels too high to walk correctly in. Yes, Virginia, she stumbles a bit.

And ol' boy is sitting there in a park, Indian-style, making clay figures out of Silly Putty. Turns out that Misty is a dominatrix and she's told him to be at home a certain time, and poor Trent has violated his curfew. Then this thin pale girl (and she looks "dirty" really) orders Trent into the car.

Back at home, she puts on a black leather outfit and tells him to make her some clay pancakes (hey we are not, repeat not, making this up). She puts her boot in each package, squishing it around. He shapes the clay again. Later he kisses her all over: feet, legs, toes. Now she puts her bare feet in the clay before he eats her from behind 

She gives him a tame blowjob before receiving some anal doggy that isn't worth the wait. And I laughed hard when she had him cum on the clay plates.

Sorry Rodney.

Next up are Candy and Rodney. She's an everyday kind of cute brunette who plays a leg model. She's got slender legs and goes through a variety of poses for Rodney who feels up her legs from underneath really slowly, almost like he's painting his first house.

She puts on some of those lace stockings men flip over. First black. Then red. Rodney continues to feel her up and then he tastes her. She blowjobs him in return with a lot of hand work. She jerks him to a heavy facial cum.

But give to Rodney. He ain't done.

She's surprised he came so much, but he's more concerned with penetrating this cutie. Presumably 15 minutes later (c'mon guys, doesn't it take you at least that long to come back up?), Rodney is getting another BJ and then he rams it doggy for a good bit before delivering another facial load as strong and as heavy as the first.

Guy and Crystal follow this scene and she's trying on shoes for him. He likes some that are way too big, of course, and stuffs tissue in the heel to help her out. These heels, mind you, are as tall as the Sears Tower in Chicago. Their sex is somewhat inspired after a tired blowjob scene.

Give it to Guy. He seems to always get good performances out of his partners, and he works her from a 69 to a hot doggy to a jerk off facial.

Last up are Justine and Rodney. He comes over to fuck, but she wants him to kiss her feet first. Well, OK, and while Justine's another slender woman who couldn't stop traffic naked on 42nd and Broadway, she does have a sexual energy to her. She takes him in a variety of positions and displays a nice ability to "sell" her masturbation.

But ultimately, this scene comes back to what the movie's about: feet. And, like I said, if that's your thing, this is your fling.


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