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BEACH BUNNIES WITH THE BIG BROWN EYES I


Dusk Til Dawn/Seymore Butts Home Movies

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Temptress, Phyllisha Anne, Alexandra Nice, Shawna, Fabrice, Carolina Pierce, Elle DeVyne, Candy Hill, Tyce Bune

THEMES: outdoor tease, masturbation, anal sex, lesbian sex, interracial sex, fake tits, big nipples

DIRECTOR: Tyce Bune'

Rating: 8.0 out of 10


MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW: 

I've got a new nickname for Tyce, who loves anal sex only slightly less than his mentor, Seymore Butts. We'll call him Famous Anus. This man loves nothing more than invading some cute starlet's nookie cookie and finding all the chocolate chips.

OK that was a little gross.

Actually, the anal sex is quite clean in Beach Bunnies and there's plenty of it, plenty of hot looking girls and plenty of A2M, if that's your thing. And as the only male performer, Tyce gets points for his instant erections, often without hand or oral attention and his ability to stick around long enough to make his scenes rock.

As far as plot, there's not much of one, just Tyce playing a beach bum who details cars for a living and says "bro" at the end of every other sentence. The film is him talking to you the viewer and reminiscing over his past sexual exploits.

The first rocks the film to its foundation as Tyce connects with Candy Hill and Alexandra Nice, a couple of girls he calls "Gold Diggers." He invites them back to his house to play a game of cards called "Balls" which is better than any strip poker I've ever played.

Each card the girls flip they've got to stand up and play with themselves, tease dance or just strip. It doesn't take long for a cool 2-on-1 to break out, with Tyce being sandwiched between two gorgeous girls, delivering all the wood you'll need to be satisfied and enough anal sex to last you awhile. Both girls get the anal treatment and both go ass-to-mouth.

At one point, Alexandra asks "suck my ass" and shortly after that happens, both girls get a cream facial.

Nice start, Tyce.

OK, next up, Tyce talks about once cleaning a black BMW, after he tooled around the city in it looking for girls. He spots three cuties walking down a California Boulevard wearing things that would barely qualify as bathing suits. As he takes Phyllisha, Temptress and Elle back to his spot, he runs into a girlfriend who's pretty pissed, tossing his clothes hither and yon.

Shrugging it off (hey he's about to get a 3-on-1), Tyce takes the girls upstairs and as soon as they walk in the door (and the Rock means as soon as they walk in the door), Tyce is sitting on a sofa being ridden from now to next year. Elle rides him hard. Hard. And the hot Temptress lays on her back and lets loose a stream of nasty talk as Tyce bangs her hard.

This all leads to multi-girl anal, girl-girl sex and over-the-top orgasms from all, Tyce included. Whew, that was a good scene.

OK, next Tyce runs into a pair of topless girls on the beach. Caroline (a flat-chested white girl) and Shawna (a cute chocolate treat) are hugging like lovers and Shawna is asking her girl why she's never been with a man. After a brief chat session with Tyce, he agrees to meet them at their hotel.

When he arrives, as is par for the course in this film, the sex begins quickly. Before you can say "ahh" Caroline is using her pierced tongue to ever-so-gently tease the head of Tyce's cock. Then before you know it he's banging Caroline, who is loud loving it and then Shawna is riding him hard in a reverse cowgirl anal while Carolina emits one of those heavy thick streams of spit down onto her girlfriend's twat, before she opens it with her hands and fingers it.

Meanwhile Tyce is ramming Shawna's ass and working over her pussy too (and it happens to be one of the cutest twats we've seen in some time). After some nice doggy anal while she eats Caroline, Shawna gets up and lets Tyce invade Caroline's sphincter.

The final scene deals with Tyce and his old girlfriend (the one who threw his clothes everywhere). Seems he can get back "in there" with her, if Tyce will bone her and her maid.

Hell, that's all?

So Tyce goes to see Fabrice, who plays a rich lawyer, and nasty Alexandra Silk, who plays the maid. Before he arrives, the girls are deep in the throes on a lesbian twosome when Tyce walks up and turns things straight. And give Tyce credits, he busts a load while entertaining Fabrice but is quickly back and ready for Silk, who is absolutely one of the best fucks in the business.

A tiny firecracker of sexual heat, she talks a load of nasty talk and grinds so hard you'd think she'd make you raw. And Tyce goes anal on her, drilling her tiny bottom and she begs for more and more.

And after two hours of this fun style of porn making, you'll be begging for more of Tyce's girls. 

But that's what part 2 is for.  


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