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BIG BABIES IN BUDAPEST 4


Elegant Angel (1999, 2:15)



Stars: Krystal DeBoor, Tina, Blondy, Daniella Rush, Elen, Nicol Taylor, Shelly Eison, Vivien, Meri, Anita, Karli Sweet, Zenza Raggi, John Walton, Reinhard, Frank Gun, Nick Lang

Director: Patrick Collins

Themes: Wall-to-wall sex, sex with (legal) teenagers, anal sex, lesbian sex, masturbation, real breasts

Rating: 9.5 out of 10 (critics choice)


Mr. Web Review's Take On This Film:

Well, Patrick Collins sure has outdone himself here. One of the true kings of gonzo porn, PC, whom you'd never confuse with "P.C.", has delivered a hot cauldron of teenage girls who have some serious bodies and serious sexual heat and if they wanted, girls who could have a serious career in the smut biz.

With some willing guys and great camera work, Collins has created a must-have title in your collection.

The film begins with the gorgeous Krystal admiring her lucious form in a mirror while relaxing on a chair. She pushes her natural tits all around under her shirt and then pulls them out, letting them hang naturally in all their glory (man, do we love the natural girls!).

She asks Collins, behind the camera, if he likes her eyes, her feet, her tits. How could you not? And from certain angles, Krystal definitely has a Chasey Lain thing going on.

Now, she begins to play with and lick her nipples, slowly, teasingly, like she's been in front of a camera 1,000 times (credit to Collins, most likely, for directing well and making  her feel at ease). She begins to frig herself slowly while asking you the viewer to do the same.

"I'm touching myself," she says, "so why don't you touch yourself."

(Fighting the urge, your fair reviewer kept his hands on his pad and paper and kept taking notes).

Moving her panties to the side, Krystal finds her clit, pink and juicy and all swollen. She gets a good rhythm going, up and down and then side to side, her index and middle finger doing most of the work.

We cut to her now on the bed, really working herself over. She's pinching her clit between her fingers and rubbing herself to a real orgasm. Bonus? We hear everything. No music to drown it out. No fake panting that doesn't even match the performer's mouth movements (don't you hate that?).

Next, come Daniella and Nicol, who do a lesbian sex dance around a pole like you'd find at the local strip joint. Two guys watch and begin to get aroused, playing with themselves through their pants and then, what the hell, pulling their puds out and jerking.

What's cool is how Collins shoots all this to almost make it seem like you were in the room. You see the girls dancing and the guys jerking in the same frame. They're doing the same thing you are, most likely.

This tease continues, even after one of the guys tips the girls. They use dildoes to bang each other and then decide to move over on the guys. The sex here is passionate, aggressive, damn near primal. These are some hot girls and they mirror each other as they move through positions: doggy, cowgirl, missionary, doggy.

This scene, to be honest, smokes. There's 69s and just about anything else you could want. But it's these girls that make it work. Their sexual energy is fresh, undying and purely natural. And after all that, they take open mouth facials...with smiles on their faces.

I'm calling my travel agent and booking tickets to Budapest.

Right now.

But before I do, let me tell you about these three studs who get to do Tina and Blondy. Oh man. The girls come in and play human foot rests for the guys like they were pledging a sorority or something. A 3-on-2 scene breaks out quickly with both girls asses, already in the air, being fingered, licked and explored.

The girls suck and fuck and suck some more. Tina gets a serious finger job from one guy while the others doubleteam Blondy. Tina's also got a very wet pussy. This back and forth action continues until the girls join in the center of the room and guys play pass-the-pussy. It's don't-touch-the-remote porn. And that's as good as it gets.

Vivien is next and she's got an awesome body: round ass, rounder tits, long legs and perfect skin, make that taut perfect skin. Meri strips her for a bath and Vivien invites Meri in the water. Meri is a small but cute girl with small body parts and she seems shy, keeping her legs closed even as Vivien tries to slide her fingers between them.

Eventually, after some nice tease, Meri parts her legs and Vivien works her over. The girls exchange piston-like finger jobs and oral sex before they get dressed and walk downstairs. Awaiting them?

Two johns.

The girls strip down and you'll remark, as I did, that Vivien has an awesome body (did we say that already?).

It's side-by-side sex that ensues and the best of it is watching Vivien get fingered to a head-bobbing, body-erupting orgasm.

A 3-girl scene featuring three well-endowed natural girls is next and it keeps up this movie's frantic pace well. There's a lot of nice touchy feely stuff at the beginning through clothes. And there's something seriously sexy about watching women being felt up through their clothes.

The licking and dildo play that follows is predictable but exciting, simply because the girls A: look so good; and B: seem to really, really want to be there.

To finish off this masterpiece of gonzo-like porn, Collins has a cute blond come to visit a supposedly handicapped man, who looks like Vlade Divac and his friend. Her job is to bath the handicapped man. His friend instructs her to wash his penis well, and he promptly hops in the tub and has her wash his too.

After that weird setup, the sex is off the meter. This girl rides cowgirl like few I've seen, save maybe Dee, and the guys are like two energizer bunnies, giving all they've got until they've got to cum.

It's efforts like this that makes this Big Babies a great tape to own, and is the earlier versions are as hot as this one, one of the few great porn series ever.


Copyright December 1999 © Mr. Web Review