Rating: 8.5 stars out of 10

Where to buy: http://excaliburfilms.com

Mr. Web Review's Take:

I'm generally not a big fan of comp videos because I hate it when I pay good money for a film, get it home and see a scene from...from....from a movie I saw last week. 

Partially because I didn't see any scenes I'd seen in this one and the fact that it's got some hot women and two incredible Janet Jacme performers, well, I've got to give this one good marks.

Ron Jeremy kicks things off with Chardonnay, a huge-titted black girl who enjoys him playing with her melons really, really well. He asks if she wants to suck the 10-inch python and she does. She's average on the blowjob but her reactions to his oral probings are exceptional.

A vacuum runs in the background as Jeremy does his thing (OK, we've heard of reality sex but...). He fingers her and enters her mish-style and her pussy is quite moist and inviting. Her tits bounce during all of this, again proving why natural is better than surgical in most cases (exceptions? Asia Carrera, Taylor Hayes, Kitten, Jewel DeNyle, Jenna Jameson among them).

Char jumps on RJ in cowgirl and though she's a big girl, the Hedgehog handles her admirably, cracking jokes while he crams this super-sized tits in his face. He enters doggy and again we get to see how wet the coochie is, before some more missionary, blowjob sex and a requisite Jeremy facial.

Next up is 42DDD black girl who lays back on a pool lounge chair. She fondles and massages them quite sexily (trust us, you'll rewind) before Weed comes in and sucks them and fondles them. He eats her out and she blows him. The sex is not as good as the warmup, as the duo runs through a few positions before we get to a very, very hot cowgirl (she bangs down on him like she has weights on her head). Weed cums all on the big 'uns, making Al Bundy jealous somewhere with his hand stuck in the top of his pants.

The next thing we see is Janet Jacme, looking too sexy in a white bra/panty thing being worked over on the sofa by longtime boyfriend Julian St. Jox. This is the thicker version of Janet with extra super ass instead of just super ass. And we mean this in a good way.

He fondles her body and sucks her soft round tits and pulls and flicks at her already stiff nipples. Truly guys, has any woman ever had the total package that Janet had? Great looks, great body, great fuck, great expressions?

Here, she spreads way, way open for some oral licks and gets loud on receiving them. After turning down the TV volume, we find her humping Julian's face and cumming on him. Looks like a realie, too.

Janet gives as good as she got, sucking and deep throating her partner til tears come to her eyes. She tightens her jaws around his tool like a vice.

Spinning around, we get a view of The Greatest Ass Ever In Porn as Julian lines up the doggy and makes us jealous. There's some mish interspersed here but the true winner is the doggy and St. Jox makes sure to have Doggy Round II and Doggy Round III here before depositing his load.

This scene alone is reason to buy the film.

OK, next, we get another big-tittied honey who sings "Rollin' On A River." Yes, it's Tina Turnon, porn's answer to Ike's ex-wife. Only instead of legs for days, this one has tits for days. She blows off her Ike and takes him doggy in one of those fishnet stocking outfit things. They split oral work.

After another, more bland couples scene, Janet Jacme is back with Julian. This time she's slender, still with ass, just not as much. She does a slow striptease-like dance for him, bending over and putting the Cadillac Of Asses in his face.

Julian plays with it, kisses it and moves the G-string to the right to finger it. This is quite erotic, mind you. He splits apart her pussy lips and tastes the sweet juices. As the camera now comes around to give us a full frontal view of Miss J, she bounces up and down on Julian's finger in a reverse cowgirl. Then she slips down on his lap to ride him like she means it.

She's loud. She's wet. She's hot. He gets up to pull of his silk boxers and she rolls over and begins to masturbate wildly, first on her back, then she puts her ass up in the air and frigs that way. No question, she's talented. No question, St. Jox wants her.

No wood problems here, fellas. Oh no. He fingers her asshole and delivers the wood: in doggy vaginal sex, which has her moaning in short syncopated breaths and in mish, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. It's in that position that St. Jox pulls out and cums over two of the most well-toned thighs in porn.

Janet was a dancer for a long time, you see.

She'll dance her way into your hearts (again) in this film.