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BLACK BUTT SISTERS DO BALTIMORE
Midnight
(1 hr, 28 mins)
Stars: Golden Jade,
Janet Jacme, Toi, Sinnamon, Devlin Weed, Dark Knight
Director: Big Man
Themes: black sex, big
butts, big (natural) breasts
Rating: 9.0 out of 10
MR. WEB REVIEWS TAKE:
The rating here is for
the sex, not the plot. Well, there isn't really much of one. It revolves
around Weed, a new psychiatrist put in charge of several sexual deviants.
Who are the Butt Sisters? Hell, we don't know. But do you want to see some
beautiful women blessed with some beautiful asses turn in some great
performances? This is your tape.
The movie at least
begins with some shots of Baltimore, grainy though they are, to establish
location and then we visit a private practice where Weed is replacing a
doctor who died while trying to treat a patient, a certain Mrs. Johnson.
Weed's secretary, Toi, wears a nurse's outfit unzipped to reveal a huge
bra (she's got a huge natural chest).
Weed is unaware he has
come to work at a clinic for sexual dsyfunctionals, but he quickly warms
to the idea.
His first patient is
Golden Jade, who has a problem with picking up strange men and boning
their brains out. She begins to tell Weed about the last guy she picked up
and we cut to "see" her memory.
Once she gets him in
the house, she tells him her emergency is this: she "needs some
dick."
We should all be so
lucky, right?
Well, homie wastes no
time diving between some creamy thighs and tasting twat and sucking tit,
doing it all faster than you can say "Dr. Strangelove."
And he eats the box,
all pink and damp, as Jade instructs him to "eat that pussy! Yes,
it's on fire!'' Her talking is awful erotic, as are her moans. Then she
tosses him on the bed and sucks him, balls first. We like porn stars who
lick testicles. Don't you?
Finally, it's time for
the penetration, and she sits on him, her big ass pointed at us (notice
the heart tattoo on the left side). And frankly, it looks delightful.
Our man goes mish and
Jade gets loud, upping her sexy screaming and talking, with her soft ass
cheeks just bouncing off him as she asks him to "spank that
ass."
He does, and shortly
thereafter, he cums on it.
Back in the office,
Jade is hot from talking about this, and decides she wants to bone Toi.
Weed comes to watch. Toi, doing what she says are her nursely duties, goes
down on Jade and uses her fingers to penetrate. This brings more of that
nasty talk from Jade, who changes positions to eat Toi back.
Watching all this has
Weed jacking off, as Toi sticks a silver metal dong into Jade's joint. As
it slides in and out, Jade masturbates on her clit. Damn, another
off-the-charts scene. Then the girls go 69 with dongs.
After all this action,
and after Jade has gone to find another "victim," Weed expresses
concern with Toi over the clinic's "hands-on" method. Toi
assures him it's OK, and she helps him loosen up by jumping on his lap and
letting him suck her huge melons. Doesn't take Weed long to get the
picture, as he drops to his knees while she lays back on the couch and
eats the box. She blows him back and then takes him doggy and cowgirl and
missionary before he drops a pretty serious amount of cum on her pubic
hair.
The next patient is a
brother who's a peeping tom who got caught.
We "see" his
story as well.
Seems he was standing
outside Janet Jacme's window watching the queen of porn masturbate herself
gently wearing a serious black outfit. You've got to see it to appreciate
it. It's Victoria's Secret meets Frederick's Of Hollywood. Just as she's
getting into things, she sees him and begins to call the cops but tells
him to come in. Homeboy jumps through the window and Janet asks him how
did she look pleasuring herself? (Very very good, Ms. Jacme)
She's going to
continue and let him watch, closeup, and she leans back on a bed and
begins to touch herself in a way to let you know she's a pro. She teases
him, and you, with her tender touches and the way she squirms as she does
it. Watch how she shifts her body weight and frigs, then takes his hand
and places it gently downstairs so he can feel the warmth and wet.
Then she sticks both
legs in the air, feet over her head, so all that's down there is pure
cooch. She tells him to kiss it. He does and uses fingers. Notice how
Janet's face begins to contort and her body begins to gently rock. Woman
can sell a scene like none other.
As he takes his
clothes off, she begins to self-pleasure some more, giving us these quick
glimpses of that Amazing Ass. When he's perfectly naked, she leans above
him and licks the length of his dick with her tongue. Quite nasty. Then
she does it five more times and deep throats him immediately after before
squatting on him in a reverse cowgirl. She also rides normal cowgirl and
allows us a closeup view of a really perfect, heart-shaped ass smacking
down on this lucky peeper.
And she cums
violently, forcing his dick out of the love hole, screaming, "Oh
baby, oh baby" as she temporarily loses control of her quivering
legs.
After both parties
settle down, they settle into a mish and an open mouth facial he really
couldn't hold long enough to reach her lips with. He leaves trails on her
belly and chest. Only way the scene could've been better was if homie had
the foresight to know he was with The Cadillac Of Asses and hit it doggy.
Oh well.
Back in the office,
Weed asks Mr. Peeper how he felt about getting caught. Turns out he likes
to peep more than screw a queen like Janet. Weed says he should fuck more,
peep less.
By now, it's 5 p.m.
(what a first day for Dr. Weed, huh?) and Toi wants to go home. By the
way, she tells him, Ms. Johnson is waiting for her appointment.
A little nervous, Weed
goes in and finds Sinnamon, looking absolutely delicious, in a black
leather outfit that leaves nothing to your imagination. Her legs are open
and her fingers are teasing her twat just as she teases Weed with some
nasty talk while he tries to conduct an interview.
Forget it. She's
grabbing him and spinning around so that big G-stringed ass is in the air
(the only woman who may have a better ass than Jacme in blue movies?
Sinnamon). Damn, she teases Weed hard. But he pushes her back.
But Sinn's determined.
She pulls off her shirt and turns around, really showing him that ass now.
Seeing this would make
folks who take Viagra need it no longer.
Purely sexual,
Sinnamon's ass is a true Wonder Of The World.
Weed can't take this.
Liberace couldn't take this, so when Sinn grabes Weed this time, he's in.
And she grabs him and leans back, frigging with her legs so wide apart
it's unreal. Weed dives in for an eat session. Sinn loves it, screaming
and talking nastier, gyrating around like a top. She blows him hard(er)
and sits on it.
He screams.
She hollers.
Her pierced tits
bounce. And in doggy, her G-string pinches down on the top of her already
plump bottom, making it seem bigger, kind of like when a tight shirt
pushes a woman's cleavage up. Sinnamon has ass cleavage, guys. And it
looks sooooo good, as Weed's pounding strokes make that ass bubble up
against her back. What an incredible visual.
And after all this,
Sinn takes an anal mish while she fingers her pussy.
Then she takes a
facial. A great ending to a movie with great action.
So like we said,
forget the plot, but enjoy the sex.
You'll rarely see it
better.
Copyright August
1999 © Mr. Web Review
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