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Fantasy Home Video (1995, 1:12)

Stars: Janet Jacme, Mr. Marcus, Santino Lee, Heather Lee, Kira, Julian St. Jox, Shonna Lynn

Director: uncredited

Themes: anal sex, big butts, big (fake and real) boobs, tease dancing

Rating: 6.0 out of 10

MR. WEB REVIEWS TAKE:

Well, not even the sublime Janet Jacme could save this film, though she does turn in her usual over-the-top, supremely sexual performance that most fans will want to see just once.

But basically this film has no rhythm, no feel, and even for a compilation-style film, there's just no flow. There aren't even any credits given before or after the film.

We just start with Kira sucking on Mr.Marcus' pole (and even in '95, for some reason, Marcus still was kicking the jheri curl). She bends her cute butt over and Marcus hammers home the doggy style love. And it goes on for quite a pounding while before he switches into missionary mode (and, for once, the music playing overtop of everything doesn't drown out the sex sounds).

Marcus goes doggy, though, pretty quick, and who can blame him with an ass like Kira's. Almost as quickly, he goes rear anal with a lot of lube (did you hear us: A LOT OF LUBE!) before he squirts a strong flow onto Kira's hot ass.

We immediately cut to Jacme, the cover girl, wearing the cover girl red outfit, which pinches too small against her chest, forcing her tits northward. The effect is quite delightful really.

And she's dancing for one-time boyfriend Julian St. Jox (Julian discovered Janet when she was a Chicago-area hairdresser and brought her to the blue movie biz). Janet is shas-shaying around, swinging her hips to and fro, but why oh why is the camera stuck on her torso? Shucks, it looks great, especially the way her too-short top is giving her more cleavage than she really has (in a Janet Jackson "I Get Lonely" video kind of way). But Janet Jacme is known for her ass (as Janet Jackson should be).

But finally the cameraman swings down to show Jan's perfect legs and ass just peeking behind the dress. Oh, this looks good (what was that we said about a 6.0 rating earlier?). Knowing she's got it, Janet rocks her ass back and forth, forcing just a hint of cheek to cum, er come spilling out before she pulls the whole dress over her head and her tits come spilling out and ass cheeks are just everywhere and you'll be crossing your legs or just letting the flagpole stand at attention by now.

The woman really is this hot.

And when she sits on Julian's lap, wearing nothing but a G-string, it's just amazing to watch her squirm, especially as he begins to suck her large nipples and she grinds up and down his leg, almost as if she were riding cowgirl on his thigh. There was only one other performer who could be this hot in this kind of situation, little-known starlet Nina DePonca.

Anyway, we cut to Janet sucking Julian's woodstick and then of him tasting her twat. The music initially drowns out much of the sex sounds, which is a bummer since no star since Vanessa Del Rio could sell a scene vocally like Janet, and that's what makes her special. She's got Vanessa's lungs, Ginger Lynn's sexual drive, Nina Hartley's ass and legs (and then some) and the natural cuteness of the girl across the makeup counter at the mall.

Damn near sexual perfection for the blue movie really.

Finally, the music quiets and Janet's loud moans are clearly heard, especially when Julian begins to pound her missionary, then much louder when he goes doggy, banging her classic ass, while sticking his thumb in her anus (right about now, we're looking at that 6 rating and screaming, "How did we do that?").

All this leads to a rear anal and then a rear cowgirl anal before Julian lays on his back and jacks off into her hot waiting mouth.

And wouldn't you hate to have to follow this scene with something as the director? I'd have put it last.

But next up is busty Heather Lee, who shows Marcus her superinflatables while he fingers her cooch through her too-small jean shorts. In response, Heather sucks Marcus fingers (is it not rare to see a WG screw a BM or is it just us?) and then Heather sucks his dick --quite well we might add -- before he gives her some oral loving followed by a condomed mish and a rear anal.

Now hopefully Marcus changed his Trojan before he reinserted into Heather's cooch (or it was bad editing), but after that he jerks off onto her big tits, delivering a white shower for the white boobs.

Julian's back next with a dark skinned woman (who we can't identify) with a bad wig and a nice ass. She takes a good rear pounding, but the quick cut direction leaves a lot to be desired, not allowing the viewer to enjoy her great ass or her taking anal rear and a good facial.

Boo.

Sexy Shonna Lynn is next and she's involved in a long masturbation set which she sells well or was really feeling. Normally she can have that slightly detached look that so many men find sexy and she's got this ivory-skinned Asian/African thing going on. And we must admit, the sight of this slender girl with these huge titties is a turn on, especially when she keeps jamming fingers deep in her twat and using a pocket rocket to make her face turn a nice shade of pink.

Santino walks in on all this, and realizing he won't need any foreplay, he does a quick mish oral and jumps right into some rear penetration, allowing the viewer to see that Lynn has a nice round backside to go with her nice round tits. And she's also got a big anal cavity, taking Santino easily in rear pen mode, then side pen mode and then in a pike anal, where she lays her weight on her upper back/neck area -- it almost looks like her head is supporting all her weight and her pussy is directly above her head.

Santino lowers down and sticks her in the bunghole and Shonna keeps going until Santino pulls out and jerks off onto her ass and face while she remains in position.

So as you can see, two scenes here are killer, so know that when considering ordering. The 6 comes from bad direction, no sense of "togetherness" about these scenes (think "Sugarwalls" or "Dirty Debs").

But damn, Shonna's becoming a favorite quick and Janet just shows once again why she's the true queen of porn.

Blessed with a body to move you, shorty just never took a day off.