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DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
(Fantastic)
Starring: Kerri Downs,
Annabelle Chong, Jordan Lee, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings
Director: NA
Themes: peeing as
squirting, lesbian sex, S&M
Rating: 0.5 out of 10
MR. WEB REVIEW'S
REVIEW:
Well, at least the
production values are, well, OK. But many scenes are dark or shot on poor
quality film or through a $99 K-mart camera. Hey, I'm trying to remember
what mom used to say about say something nice or nothing at all.
This movie is
erotically challenged. The opening masturbation scene with Downs has her
squirting so much you know its' pee, and even she does when she lets loose
so much liquid in 10 minutes -- after like 27 supposed orgasms -- that she
half fills a cup and pretends to take a sip.
Yeah, right.
Downs is one of the
nastiest looking sluts in porndom and given the right co-stars, she can
light up a scene. But this one ain't believable. She's peeing here. I give
you, sometimes I really think she squirts (as I do with Taylor Hayes
sometimes and always Fallon), but not today friend.
The remainder of the
movie consists of some weird sex acts, like sticking a dart through a
woman's tongue and a asian woman taking a DP all in the ass (from Ron
Jeremy and Peter North). We give her credit for elasticity, but it's a
gross scene that harbors on homosexuality, which turned us off.
Bottom line, this one
couldn't end fast enough. I haven't hit my fast forward button this much
since the initial strip scene from Pam Anderson's super heroine movie,
"Barb Wire" ended.
Copyright July 1999
© Mr. Web Review
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