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DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


(Fantastic)

Starring: Kerri Downs, Annabelle Chong, Jordan Lee, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings

Director: NA

Themes: peeing as squirting, lesbian sex, S&M

Rating: 0.5 out of 10


MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:

Well, at least the production values are, well, OK. But many scenes are dark or shot on poor quality film or through a $99 K-mart camera. Hey, I'm trying to remember what mom used to say about say something nice or nothing at all.

This movie is erotically challenged. The opening masturbation scene with Downs has her squirting so much you know its' pee, and even she does when she lets loose so much liquid in 10 minutes -- after like 27 supposed orgasms -- that she half fills a cup and pretends to take a sip.

Yeah, right.

Downs is one of the nastiest looking sluts in porndom and given the right co-stars, she can light up a scene. But this one ain't believable. She's peeing here. I give you, sometimes I really think she squirts (as I do with Taylor Hayes sometimes and always Fallon), but not today friend.

The remainder of the movie consists of some weird sex acts, like sticking a dart through a woman's tongue and a asian woman taking a DP all in the ass (from Ron Jeremy and Peter North). We give her credit for elasticity, but it's a gross scene that harbors on homosexuality, which turned us off.

Bottom line, this one couldn't end fast enough. I haven't hit my fast forward button this much since the initial strip scene from Pam Anderson's super heroine movie, "Barb Wire" ended.


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