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BLACK PANTY CHRONICLES 2


(Rain)

Starring: Aniya, Dynasty, Honey Love, Lari, Mark Anthony

Director: Anthony and Mitchell Spinelli

Themes: straight wall-to-wall sex, black themes and stars, weird camera angles

Rating: 8.0 out of 10


MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:

The Spinellis are gunning for a new jack feel here. They set out to make something that people will talk about and use floating camera angles, weird shots that seem out of focus and blend black and white shots with color shots in a style that will remind you of MTV's "Real World" in a lot of ways.

The focus here is on black girls who enter a house, go to the bathroom and change into black panties to model for the Spinellis outside in the chilly air before coming for some lesbo or straight boning. That's your plot, but that's fine for a semi-gonzo like this.

We begin with Honey and Dynasty. Honey has star written all over her. Born in Las Vegas, she has a flat chest but some tasty-looking nipples which make up for it and the legs and ass of porn perfection. She's got Heather Hunter hair, a real come-hitherness about her and a tongue-piercing. Oh, she's got no desire to go Jenna Jameson: get an outlandishly huge boob job.

"I've seen too many bad ones," she says.

Dynasty's a thicker sister who looks solid but pales next to Honey and Dynasty is kicking of one of those 1990's Janet Jackson "Rhythm Nation" weaves that looks more like Asian hair than black. Sista, it's tired now.

So, anyway, the girls leave the bathroom, all changed, and go outside and the lighting improves immediately. Immediately, we notice Honey is all that. The girls take off leather coats, bearing some cold temps, and pose. It's here that we find that Honey has Janet Jacme booty.

When the action moves back inside to the living room, the girls begin to get jiggy on a floral sofa. There's some long kisses and ass squeezing (damn, I wish I could switch up with Dynasty and squeeze Honey's charmin). As the girls slip into tit sucking, Honey's nips just extend and extend. She's got those Bionca nipples, maybe longer, and she's got a long tongue to go with it, like Menage. Add the nasty attitude and, man, you've got a porn happening.

The lesbo scene is standard porn issue: labia lapping, clit playing, but Honey takes it to another level in what she says is her first porn scene. She grinds Dynasty's face that she wants it and she's over with us, we're believing she's enjoying it and her nips are so long and so hard, it's just, just, wow.

Next up is Lari,who's done three movies. She has a flat chest, nice legs. She does the picture thing and gets busy with Mark Anthony, a bald-headed brother who goes right to work eating and fingering her. She begins to talk, all nasty like, telling Mark she likes it and how to do it.

As you scoot closer to your TV set, you'll notice Lari is all wet, and not from lube, and she sucks Mark hard and then takes him mish-style with a condom on. She twists slightly sideways and pulls him in for the kill with one leg over his shoulder. Mark spins her around for some rear penetration and finishes with a condom-less blow job (one thing we don't understand in porn; it's OK to suck a naked dick but not enter a naked puss). We don't see the pop shot, however.

24-year-old Aniya is next. This cute Asian-black mix has a bad boob job but it gives her thin body some dimension. And we mean bad in that we can tell its' a job because her boobs look hard, not scarred. Aniya once competed on Playboy's Nightcalls for "Fax Girl of the year". Her trick was to use ice cubes to harden her nips and hang a teddy from her tits. Neat trick that was.

But we digress. In this flick, she says she's been doing out and out porn for nine months (as of 10/98) and she does it because she says "it's honest money and I want to get paid."

She strips and puts on a black g-string. She says she wears Gs all but two days out of the year, unless she's really tired. She models showing off nipples that are too high on her chest and little ass.

Mark Anthony enters the scene and the pair kiss and he fingers her while she stands, sucks her tits and eats her box as she sits back on the edge of a tube. Then she goes down on him, making sure to keep nasty eye contact with the Spinelli's camera.

The sex goes like this: mish with condom; a little more tit sucking and cock suckiing (Anthony plays with his nips and keeps his legs tightly closed as if he's trying to find his nut), a weak cum on her chin.

So what you've got here is a series with potential and the discovery of a real star: Honey Love, given the right push, could make mainstream movies. She's got the look, the nasty temperment and that "I'm really fucking enjoying myself" air about her that few stars have.

We want to see her more often.


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