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BLACK PANTY
CHRONICLES 3
Rain
Productions (1999)
Starring: Cinnabunz,
Vanity, Honey Love, Cuba, Jasper Wade, Chasity
Director: Mitchell
Spinelli, Anthony Spinelli
Themes: straight sex,
big butts, tease, lesbian sex
Rating: 9.0 out of 10
MR. WEB REVIEW'S
REVIEW:
Before we begin, I
want to jump on the soap box for a minute: for years, video producers have
looked down on the black female performer. In the '80s and early '90s,
every black-themed video was Black Sluts In Hell or something like that.
In the mid '90s, we got away from that, but still boxcovers always
referred to the black female as a hot bitch or sex starved slut.
In Mitchell and
Anthony Spinelli's Black Panty Chronicles series, the producer and
director frequently talk down to the black stars they're pilfering for
money, making fun of their culture and heritage. They act as though
they're trying to understand black slang, only to make fun of the
definitions they get and unfortunately the girls -- either just happy to
be getting paid or too nervous to know better -- never correct them.
And while the front
box cover will certainly make you want to buy this third installment,
which we're giving a great rating, it's the back cover that's bothersome.
Honey Love is a true whore. Cinnabunz is a sex slut. Now, other than the
rare Gregory Dark or Rob Black film (hey Rob was it REALLY necessary to
have men spit in Steph Swift's face in "Gang Bang Angels?), mainline
stars aren't treated this way, but it's time for equal service for all
porn women.
Shoot them nasty,
screw them nasty, but there's no need to call them all these degrading
names all the time.
Climbing off soap box
now.
The third installment
of the Spinelli's series continues with the dumb theme of having girls
model black panties before screwing but the interview-photo-screw style
(definitely gonzo) is working for us on the sexual level.
We begin with an
interview of Vanity, who has 7 sisters and is 25. She goes to the bathroom
and we notice a big ass trailing behind her. Jaspar is playing cards and
Cuba's watching the tube, though both have to be thinking about all the
ass they'll be hitting before the day is over (who're you kiddin', you
would, too).
Jaspar's 27 and says
he wants to get his electrical engineering degree and just about when
you're ready to say, "Get to the sex already!," Vanity emerges
and walks outside with no top and a yellow jacket. She says she wants to
own 10 businesses and takes off the jacket. She's got natural tits and a
natural beauty and she's quickly joined by another black girl.
They go inside and
Jaspar sucks Vanity's tits and feels her black-pantied ass, which is
ample. He lays her on the bed while some soft jazz plays. She lays back
and he takes off his shirt and pulls her panties down. He begins to eat
her out and she lays back with both arms stretched out over her head, as
in the "I'm enjoying this, take me" position.
He tongues her clit as
she spreads her legs wide for him. Her nipples harden and this almost
feels like a voyeur scene, as if you'd stuck a camera in the room of a
couple really in love, especially when she begins to massage his face
(this is what we love about amateurs. They still screw, even with
strangers and on camera, the way they'd really screw at home).
Vanity stands up and
squats down to suck Jaspar, a thick fella with a thick tool, and she
teases his head, flicking her tongue out like a lizard. She sucks and uses
both hands on the base before Jaspar lays her down for some mish with one
leg on his shoulder, then both. She clings to him like it means something
and cums on her chest and stomach. As she gets up, she tells Jaspar,
"You were good. I had to think of something else to not have an
orgasm. This is not supposed to be a pleasurable experience."
Cinnabunz is next and
the up-and-comer has a Midori-like face. She does the requisite change
into black panties and talks about how she' s headed to Reno to do some
gambling. Vanity joins her during picture shoot before Cinn walks inside
and teases Cuba with her big, big ass (ooh, it's Jennifer Lopez good).
She lets him play with
it and suck her tits as she leans back on a pool table. He's a short,
muscular john and as he lays her back and eats her, he slips a finger down
her canal of love. After enjoying his lapping, Cinn gets on the floor, on
her knees, to suck him like candy. You see the suction of her jaws working
his member, making you jealous of the suction. You know that feels good,
if you've been there.
Finally, Cuba can't
take it and gets her on the floor, in a semi-buck position, before we
mysteriously cut away to more interview (why?) before returning to a nice
rear penetration shot, showing all of Cinn's wonderously shaped donkey. As
he pounds from the back, in what should be Every Man's Favorite Position,
she moans nastily and talks nasty and eventually takes his load on her
upper lip, giving her a real-life milk mustache.
Twenty-one-year-old
Chasitity is our next model. She's got dyed-red hair, done in long braids,
and is joined by Honey Love, who as we noticed in BPC2, has major star
potential. Honey has a body that will remind you of Lana Sands: no tits,
great legs and ass (we said GREAT LEGS AND ASS) and a camera presence that
is unmatched by many stars today. Oh, and she's got these incredibly long,
erotic nipples.
After the change and
pictures, the girls come inside and begin to tongue-kiss and Chastity gets
a good grip on one of the best asses we've seen in porn in some time.
Honey pushes Chas on the sofa and eats her out like she hasn't had a meal
in weeks, while giving her a good 2-fingered, then 3-fingered fucking.
After Chas gets her cum on, Honey walks seductively to a wall -- she seems
to know the camera is loving her ass right now -- and leans against it,
pushing that gluteus maximus high the air and deep in our memories.
Honey's nipples, which
have to be 1.5'' long, are at attention as Chas eats her out from behind
as Honey continues to stand/lean. This is a hot scene now, boys. Chas
pulls apart Honey's big pussy lips and licks her pierced labia. Honey then
lays back on the couch for some more attention. You're dying for some
dildo work but it never comes, but it doesn't too long to confirm your
suspicions from earlier: if she wants it, Honey Love can be a huge star.
She's gorgeous, got great body and does great sex.
No question about it.
Copyright July 1999
© Mr. Web Review
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