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BLACK
BUTT SISTERS DO SEATTLE
(KBV)
Starring: Cindy Luv,
Mr. Marcus, Obsession, Crown Princess, Kassandra, Chuck Stone, Juicy,
Byron Long, Devlin Weed
Director: Big Man
Themes: lesbians,
black on black sex, huge natural breasts.
Rating: 7.5 out of 10
MR. WEB REVIEW'S
REVIEW: .
Now, here I thought
the Black Butt Sisters series was based on girls going to a town and
shaking it up, literally and figuratively, yet I pop in this film and
first off notice no shots of Seattle and secondly notice the producers
spell Seattle with one "T".
And third, I notice
the story revolves around Devlin Weed and Byron Long, two buddies who are
short on rent money and come up with a way to make some dough: they become
the Lazyboy delivery service, going to get items for people who don't want
to get up and hit the grocery or the drug store themselves.
But the first caller
is a thick light-skinned sista who's nearly a Persia lookalike with a phat
ass and a decent, but very un-Persia like set of mams. She's needing a few
items and while she's on the phone, she's being eaten out, pretty
aggressively by Chuck Stone (who could cut off the pony tail and lose the
jheri curl, even though this is an early 90s movie).
As he licks her
hairless cooch, the Persia lookalike cums loudly and gives him a condom-on
screwing he won't forget, especially in the girl-on-top position, which
she makes look a lot better than some starlets we've seen lately. She
seems to enjoy her job, riding Stone like a good girl should.
So by the time Weed
arrives -- none of this is shown -- Stone is on his merry way but our Girl
Friday is still horny. So she bones Steed and sets him up with her other
friends who have similar problems (horny and won't leave the house?)
Her friends begin to
call Lazyboy and the code word is to ask for baby oil. Long makes a
delivery to Juicy, who's got some of the biggest natural titties you'll
ever see. They spill out everywhere (think Chessy Moore large). And she's
got good head technique and can ride the boney pretty well, too. As she
rides the pubically shaven Long, Juicy exclaims, "Shit, this feels so
good," before he pushes her head into the sofa with some tough rear
penetration stroking.
Next up, Obsession,
slimmer here and younger than in the current stuff, goes to see our Persia
lookalike, who supposed to be a model named Sophia Davis. Obsession wants
to be a model and Sophia, obviously turned on by the slim sweet treat with
the obviously plump rump, asks her to show off her body. Obsession, acting
shy, strips down and lays back for the tit sucking and asks "should
we be doing this?"
Next thing she knows,
she's laying back getting head and then giving some. Obsession sticks her
magnificent ass high in the air for some rear dildo loving and both girls
enjoy what look to be real orgasms.
Back at the Lazyboy
apartment headquarters, Weed and Long are both out and Mr. Marcus, who's
stopped by to hang out, answers the phone. He doesn't know about this
semi-harem thing going on and reluctantly agrees to make a delivery. Luck
him. He gets a hot Asian number with red hair, who pushes him down and
sucks him off while he eats her before they get into some spirited sex
that ends with a cowgirl and a cum on her taut ass.
The last scene finds
Weed making a delivery to a dark-skinned Lauryn Hill quasi-look alike who
wasn't expecting him to strip naked while she put away his delivery. But
she's impressed enough to suck him off and screw him pretty well before
she hears a twist of the key at the door and her husband come in. The
camera moves close to Weed's face and he's got one of those Ricky Ricardo
looks on his face. Maybe because the husband says "honey I'm
home" when he's about to walk in on his way boning the muscular
light-skinned delivery boy with the Dennis Rodman tattoos.
Now what any of this
has to do with black butt sisters doing Seatle or Seattle is beyond us.
This would've been better named Black Brothers Bone Seattle Girls or
something, and maybe if they showed some scenes of the city to give us
geographic feeling. I'm like, can we at least see Obsession naked on the
Space Needle?
Copyright July 1999
© Mr. Web Review
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