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BUTTMAN'S
BIG TIT ADVENTURE 3
(Evil
Angel, 139 mins)
Starring: Debbie Dee,
Shelby Stone, Rachel Love, P.J. Sparxx, Cream Coco, Eleanna, Rocco
Siffredi, Joey Silvera, Bionca, Alexandri, Patrick Collins, Bruce Seven
Director: John
Stagliano
Themes: big (natural)
tits, interracial sex, voyeuristic sex, outdoor sex in the rain, strip
dancing
Rating: 8.5 out of 10
MR. WEB REVIEW'S
REVIEW:
This movie was filmed
in 1995 but still feels fresh four years later and give credit to John
"Buttman" Stagliano for that. It was his (camera) first-person
style and his "oh I can't believe how fine you are" whining that
started a whole genre of porn movie making and few do it as well as John
(Jake Steed and Seymore Butts come to mind).
In this edition,
Buttman has compiled some of his best big tit footage. After being teased
by a big-titted girl at his desk (Sparxx) at work, Buttman heads to
Houston where he runs into Cocoa Cream, a black woman with a natural chest
of Guiness World Book proportions. She's a table dancer in town and
doesn't have the best ass in the world but she knows it and says her
(overly ample) chest makes up for it. Boy does it. She pulls them out for
quick tease before setting up a later date with Buttman and his friend,
Dario from Italy.
Dario and Buttman
drive to the Astrodome in the middle of the day and spot Debbie, a huge-hootered,
thick-legged cornfed girl -- her term -- outside. She walks up near the
Astrodome walls and lets Dario feel her up, in public, in broad daylight,
and he pulls out a thick dick for her to sample, and she goes down on him.
Debbie turns out to be
a dancer and they go back to the hotel -- Buttman was worried about being
caught at the Dome -- for some real action. Back at the hotel, Dario's
hardened dick is out on the elevator and she sucks him in the hallway,
again causing Buttman some worry.
Once they are safely
in the room, Debbie does a short dance for Dario, unleashing her big tits
on Buttman's camera and Dario's dick. Dario has the unique ability to make
his dick bounce, hands free, from right thigh to left thigh. Debbie seems
transfixed by the cockman's ability (or is it agility?) and begins to tit
fuck and suck him. Well.
Before you can suck
her left tit, she's riding Dario like a true Texas cowgirl should and she
begins to suck off Buttman while she works. Next, Dario/Debbie get it on
all over the hotel room. She absolutely murders him in the cowgirl
position on the bed and licks his asshole before taking a cumshot on her
face and tits.
Next, we're in Brazil
with Buttman and Joey Silvera. They see two cuties in the park (not that
the average guy would see two really huge-chested, scantily clad girls
with biker tights on walking thru the average park). Silvera walks up and
asks the time. They don't speak english or apparently much Joey as well.
They turn him down twice for some action, so the guys head over to
Buttman's Brazilian connection and -- lo and behold -- the girls are there
talking to the guy who sells Buttman's tapes overseas.
Out in an alleyway,
the contact is warming up the girls as Buttman and Joey look on through
gaps in a wooden fence. Caught, they walk down the alley to the girls and
like magic, some incredible boofing begins. Both girls rub ample asses
against Silvera and the Brazilian while the men stand against the wall.
Silvera gets the smaller of the two girls and in this case that is a bad
thing.
The other woman,
blessed with large natural tits and thick hips is simply a fuck dream:
soft everywhere, nasty on top and with a fast little tongue to provide
ultimate head. And as both guys work the girls, Buttman gets his quick
feels from camera view. That is so sexy.
Then it begins to
drizzle during the action and no one goes inside. The girls suck the guys
like pros and then ride them on a raggedy sofa sitting in the alleyway.
Position-wise, this scene has it all, from rear to cowgirl, vaginal to
anal. You get your money's worth here and the thicker girl is a happening.
Be sure, you'll rewind.
OK, back in Houston,
Shelby comes to dance for Dario. She's got on a black bra and mini-skirt
and strips to a slow song while Buttman and Dario feel her up in a really
nasty way. She rubs her tits on Dario's pants (hot) and sucks him through
his pants (hotter). He pulls out a hard dick and balls through his zipper
and she tit fucks him for his trouble and takes him in a myriad of
hot-looking positions before he spills his load.
Now out in the park is
little Rachel, or big chested little Rachel. This spitfire has on gray
tight shorts and a blue shirt that ain't big enough. Cleavage is spilling
out from underneath. After some tease conversation, she thinks she'd like
to do a video. Buttman gives her his card and asks her to call. She
flashes him and walks off.
Back in the office,
Sparxx is being eaten by Silvera and Buttman "sneaks up" and
catches the action before being caught. Sparxx lets him feel her up during
coitus before sending him "back to work" and out of the scene.
So we clickly go back
to Houston where Roscoe, Darius and Buttman have Debbie and Cocoa in the
room for some dancing. A contest to see which man can get the hottest
fastest never comes about. There's too much tits in the guys faces (and in
Cocoa's case, too much REALLY BIG tits) for anything but tit fucking, dick
sucking (Cocoa's handling of Darius is incredible) and rump shaking.
Cocoa sits on Darius.
Deb sucks Roscoe to completion, then Deb fucks the back of Darius' head
with her ample tits while Cocoa sucks off Darius. More good footage.
And suddenly, Rachel
the park girl is in Buttman's office. He's surprised because he expected
her to call. Well, she is dancing for Silvera in no time and her ass is
stuck out for inspection quick. When Sparxx walks in, a 3-way breaks out
and Rachel eventually takes it up the ass, but not before showing she's
got technique in a lot of sexual moves.
This scene ends a hot,
2-hour plus movie that shows, four years after it was made, Buttman can
find some of the hottest-looking girls and get some of the hottest-looking
performances out of them as anyone who's ever held up a camera for a porn
film and said, "Action!"
Copyright July 1999
© Mr. Web Review
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