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MOVIE PRODUCTIONS 6
Home Movie Prod #06
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Starring:
Amateurs
Director:
None listed
Themes:
Amateur sex
Rating:
1.0 out of 10
MR.
WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:
Well,
sometimes amateur films work because the heat that's generated between the
couples is real. Sometimes that heat overcomes the usually shady camera
work and shady performances (because of lack of lighting). But in HMP6,
one of a long series of such films, the lighting is bad and the
performances seem uninspired, almost as if every girl here had Jenna
Jameson disease.
(Why
am I so hard on the big-boobed blonde wonder? Send me an e~mail and I will
let you know. And, no, Johnny from Dallas, TX, it wasn't because she
refused an interview request, though we would like to interview a few
stars like Janet Jacme, Steph Swift, Seka and Vanessa Del Rio. Ladies,
e~mail us. Let's talk).
Oh, we
disgressed again. The movie is split into three scenes, each notable for
its lackluster sexual offering. But we dwelve in anyway, for you, our
loyal readers.
Scene
I: It's Sherry and Allen from Paducka, KY, and Sherry is a big-titted
(natural) dark blonde with really nice long legs to match her great top.
She goes down on her husband as soon as the scene clicks in. If only we
could see. Everything is so dark and fuzzy, and it's shot in a dank hotel
room (think low-budget Motel 6 with mirrors on the ceiling. You been
there, too?)
There's
a sign over the bed, ladies and gentlemen, that says "spitting and
smoking is prohibited). Sherry breaks the spitting rule by putting some
slob on her husband's knob and going to town (OK, we knew the spittle
thing was for tobacco). As she sucks, he doesn't seem to enjoy it though
he should, from the looks of it. She's certainly into it. A closeup
reveals goosebumps all over her mams which either is coming from the air
conditioner on frigid or her sexual brain on charge!
The
thing is, throughout the whole scene, we never get much from Allen and we
never see his face. Given that, he should've been cutting a sexual rug,
hootin' and hollerin' like he was at pig spitting match with his
girlfriend Glenda and her cousin Suzie Mae (uh oh, we'll get some nasty
emails now; just kiddin' fellas). Sherry, the fuck bunny that she appears
to be, really enjoys the rear penetration. Notice how she balls her fists
up and pounds the bed as he strokes. But Allen, with a girl this fine,
couldn't you at least acted like you cared?
Scene
2: It's Sue and Phil from Sun Valley, Calif. Since we're doing some
geographical dissin', Sue is the un-California girl, with too much weight
and a bad brunette haircut. Her valley-girl demeanor just reeks
"Clueless" and she can't touch Stacey Dash in a beauty contest.
So let's see, Phil goes down on her in the hotel room for a long time and
she might as well be watching paint dry, she's so dull. After she returns
the oral favor, she does grind nicely on him in the cowgirl position
before taking some awfully dull looking rear penetration, made worse by
the fact that she has ABSOLUTELY no ass. And when you're having rear pen
with a flat ass, you're hitting pelvis on bone. Not appealing.
Scene
3: Scott and Angela from Concord, Calif. Angela is a full-figured woman
who's got a definite Hawaiian/Asian thing going on and she's taking on
Scott in yet another dark hotel room. He jabs her from behind for a minute
before we cut quickly to her sucking his loveshaft. She sits on him in the
next cut while he sucks and plays with her ample rack. We then move, too
quickly, to 69, cowgirl and mish. And boom, it's over. The whole movie.
Just like that.
And
you know what? We were kind of glad.
Spitting
and smoking are now allowed.
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1999 © Mr. Web Review
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