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BLACK
CHEERLEADER SEARCH VOL. 2
ROS
(120 mins)
Starring:
Ice, Menage Trois, Nicole Herrerson, Vanessa, Terri, Champagne Pendarvis,
Mr Marcus, Jimmy Z., Tom Byron, Santino Lee, Jon Dough, Don Fernando
Director:
Nate Woodburn
Themes:
black on black sex, big butts, real breasts, outdoor sex, tease dancing.
Rating:
9.5 out of 10
MR.
WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:
Shoot,
the previews that start the tape are better than most porn you'll see. You
get quick cut after quick cut of asses and titties and cum shots and
beautiful girls you've never seen before, and hold it Peter, don't sprout
your goodness just yet. Oh, fellas, don't act like you've never been
there, holding off desparately to see what's next. Heck, David (X-Files)
Duchovny told Playboy magazine recently he does it, only he always ends up
shooting off to a scene with a guys' hairy ass instead of the beautiful
payoff he imagined.
Note
to porn directors: give us far far less shots of hairy asses, OK?
So the
preview ends and the movie opens with Ice, a long-legged honey shaking dat
ass and we get some upskirt shots as she pulls up her shirt and shows off
some taut nipples outside on a wooden deck. Then she pulls up her skirt to
reveal her white G-string while she rubs that phat ass. And then she pulls
out a pink dildo, sits back in a pool lounge chair and pushes her panties
to the side.
Oh
yeah. You know what comes next.
She
says, "I can't get comfortable."
Beauty
of this series: stuff like this. Most of the girls are real-life and put
in real-life performances.
So she
squirms around and finds a position she likes then lubes up the dong and
plays with herself and it before Mr. Marcus hits the scene (a little early
for us in this case, we wanted to see more of her sexy-ass masturabation).
But with Marcus on hand, our cutie stands up and strips down her panties.
Then she bends over a chair as Marcus admires that ass, licks his fingers
and fingers her. He eats her from behind, her henie still poked up to
Mars, and we get good close ups and, yes Virginia, real-time sound. You
hear the chair squeak, helicopters fly by (Oh, it is California after all)
and that wonderful sound of sex.
Finally,
Our Girl Friday sucks Marcus before she asks, "Will you stick it in
me?" and spins around. Now what black man worth his salt (or any man
for that manner) wouldn't attack that ass? She takes it from behind and
rides a nice cowgirl while bending forward, thrusting those nipples
towards Marcus' grill.
All in
all, a delightful opening scene.
Next
up is Tom Byron pulling up his car beside a dyed-blonde haired black
cheerleader, Terri. Before you can say, "Tom's a freaky white
dude," he's rubbing her legs and feeling her tits while some leftover
music from "Jaws'' plays naeseautiously in the background.
The
slender young thing gets out of Byron's car and lets Tom feel all over her
body in the house (isn't the "feel up" one of the sexiest things
in porn?). She grinds herself against him (another sexy thing that is
under utilized. Heather Hunter's sexiest scene ever is in a cable movie
from Playboy TV where she lap-dances/dry humps Tony Tedeschi on a picnic
table).
Byron
begins to kiss and eat her ass and pulls out his swollen pole and she
sucks it. She walks to a sofa, bends over it (earlier she bends over
beside an open refrigerator door while he fingered her ass from behind.
You'll never get this shot out of your porn mind) and Tom finger-inspects
and spanks her some more, however gingerly. And when she rides him,
finally, she really really rides him. He fingers her anus doing the coitus
and everything is really, well, moistus.
You're
supposed to laugh.
Anyway,
Vanessa's up next and she's got on some biker shorts that are, like, 15
sizes too small, so ass cheeks are hanging out either side (like we don't
like that). As she basks poolside, two dudes break in and walk up to her.
Does our girl scream? No. Does she try to run? No. It's the movies,
stupid. She wants this 2-on-1. And the guys get right to boning her. Well.
They eat her. She sucks them. They fuck her. She fucks back. Like she
means it.
They
constantly switch leaving one in the rear penetration position and the
other in the standing in the front getting sucked off position. Is it hot?
Does a 5-month-old's baby doo-doo smell?
You're
supposed to laugh at that.
Next
Menage's is modeling her cheerleader outfit for Santino, who measures her
ass (it's big) and her tongue (it's long). We cut to her blowing him off
on her knees as he reaches down and pulls down her skirt. Santino enters
that big rump from behind and she, to quote the rap song, "wiggles
it, just a little bit," and still in the rear pen position, Menage
crawls into a different room, still bucking against him with each short
step. Finally she arrives in the bathroom, puts one leg on the counter and
begs him to "gimme that dick!" This leads to a great-looking,
intense, cowgirl fuck and some tasty-looking rear anal.
Menage
has what's called ghetto-booty (think Jenny Lopez, Janet Jackson, Janet
Jacme. Don't think Pam Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Tiffany Million) and she
works it so well.
OK,
moving on and getting that delicious dark chocolate booty out of our mind,
Jon Dough welcomes two girls, Nicole and Ice, to his home. Gives 'em
vibrators to play with and the girls quickly begin to masturbate and put
their asses in the air (ooh, it hurts to watch it's so hot) and Dough eats
those asses from behind and gets himself a good fucking before expending a
load on both faces.
Some
guys, to quote another song, have all the luck.
In our
next scene, Champagne is reading on the bed and her gorgeously thick body
(perfectly portioned but with meatier parts than say, Kobe Tai -- no, no,
bad example, Kobe is like the "after" picture of a Kentucky
Fried chicken leg; try, say, Steph Swift). Don Fernando spreads her
luscious legs (Champagne is really gorgeous) and rubs fish oil all over
her. She pulls up her cheerleader skirt and rubs oil all over her cooch
and huge natural tits. He finger her and eats her like a man who is really
turned on. We get some mish with her tits shaking so nicely while the bed
rattles like a DMX rap tune. The movie ends after Fernando cums in the
rear penetration position and you quickly search for the remote.
But
which scene to rewind to first? Hell, you start from the top.
The
film is that good.
Copyright
© Mr. Web Review Sept. 1999
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