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MY BABY GOT BACK 3

Video Team, 1993 (120 Mins.)

Starring: Dominique Simone, Persia, Janet Jacme, Sean Michaels, Big Daddy Porn, Jimmy Z., Lynette, Julian St. Jox

Director: Ryan Rene Taylor

Themes: Big butts, black sex, anal sex

Rating: 8.0 out of 10

MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:

Well, part III of this award-winning series departs from the jeans contest angle, and that isn't so bad, because the jeans contest never really happened, at least on camera. All we knew was that Janet Jacme, possessor of the Cadillac of pornographic asses, won the previous two contests.

But as we open part III, Persia is laying in bed with Sean Michaels, and what has she done to some of the best natural tits you could ever hope to see? Holy AirPumps, Batman, the Persian one has inflated her tits to Candy Apples proportions. They almost look like they hurt. Hell, they do look like they hurt, and Persia may be a little ashamed of them here, choosing to keep the puppies inside her gold leotard, even during sex and not offering -- as had always been her wont -- to pull them out and suck her long nipples or, better yet, let you suck 'em.

Oh, the pains of a pornographic joy lost (at least Janet didn't do anything to her rump).

As they lay in bed, Persia asks Sean about his ultimate fantasy, and she gets mad at him for looking at a girlie magazine. She thinks her husband (in the movie, ya'll) is bored with her and wants something different. But he tells her he's not bored and answers her question: three girls and him doing the wild thing would be his fantasy. Only after he tells Persia she'd definitely be in the mix does she smile and each decides to pick one girl for this chocolate quartet.

Apparently, all the talk about sexual endeavors to come has heated up Sean and Persia. He begins to massage her privates through her leotard and then begins to kiss her cooch and finger it. And pulling the leotard bottoms to the side, Sean begins to taste his wife.

She returns the oral favor in classic Persia fashion before she takes some missionary and rear pen plus rear anal, but without her floppy tits being everywhere, Persia isn't the same. Sadly.

Plus, the scene is looped badly. A fairly weak start.

We cut the anonymous office from the first two episodes and Dominique asks Dan (Z) to come in. She tells Z that she's got an idea to make Bridget the new ad girl for the jeans company. To sew up Z's support, Dominique hits him with some awful good lovin'. He leans back on a leather sofa and she blows him while wearing a pinstripe business suit your wife or girlfriend will want you to buy for her if she sees this. After the blow, Dominique unleashes her pumped up mams, which don't look bad here because she's yet to put on the extra weight that sent her over the top. You can, though, see how swollen her aerolae are from the breast implants.

But the sex isn't as good as the buildup as Z leads Dom through X-rated standards: mish, rear laying over a sofa and cowgirl before he spills a load on her rump.

Afterwards, Bridget (Lana Sands) walks in and asks Dominique about the models. Dom tells her she is going to be one of them and Lana runs off to get ready. And she shows up in a lime green miniskirt barely long enough to cover up one of America's phattest and finest asses. She poses seductively for the cameraman, sticking her ass out in every direction (if you look close you can see the cam man's dick hardening at the site of such female perfection).

The photographer has an equipment failure and runs off for more supplies. This leaves his assistant, Big Daddy Porn, alone with Sands, who's already worked up. And Big Daddy gets teased as Sands spreads her legs really, really wide -- one is in New York, the other in L.A. -- and asks if he has protection.

Ah, Big Daddy musta been a Boy Scout.

He whips out the condom and almost as soon as he does, Lana drops what must be 20 pounds of ass directly in his face and sets him to eating. He licks Lana all over, even paying her painfully flat chest a bit of attention and kissing her feet before he gets inside, from behind, and bangs hard. You ever drop jello and watch it jiggle? That's how Lana's butt looks at the business end of Big Daddy's strokes. And he doesn't finish until he throws her into mish and rear anal before drilling her face with a steady stream of man cum.

Lana's "performance" has earned her a spot in a contest to see who's going to be spokesmodel for the jeans company. And, yes, we finally see a butt contest. It's Janet Jacme, Dominique, Persia and Lana all shaking their asses and wiggling and jiggling in the camera. Some weird cuts and fades almost ruin this hot scene, but all these well endowed women prove why they are all porn giants.

The winner, of course, is Lana because of Dominique's earlier intervention, but wait, it wasn't Dominique after all. Janet Jacme fixed the competition so Sands would win. Sorry, plot followers, we are never clearly told why.

Backstage, Julian St. Jox chastises Janet, who should've won, for cheating. But he can't keep his hands off Janet and her truly wonderous ass. Janet has on a loose, green, short outfit and St. Jox pulls up the pants legs on either side. Guess what? Ass cheeks come gushing out like lava out of a volcano. Damn, she's hot. And St. Jox pulls out her tits and sucks them and you can hear Janet's breathing get louder. Listen, there has never been a performer this good. We'll say it and keep saying it: Janet is the queen of porn.

Here, she kneels to blow St. Jox and he eats her out with her legs cocked back and her ass and pelvis raised well off the ground. This is the classic "take me; fuck me" position and she seems to want it awful bad. Lucky for us, St. Jox brings it home with style. He enters her doggy, causing her asscheeks to wiggle, and there's a gorgeous rear cowgirl where Janet's looks of pleasure rival our looks at her rumpty. OK, not quite. Finally, St. Jox works his way into a rear anal before emptying a load on The Ass We've All Got To Love.

Arriving home after such a hard day at work (like we all wouldn't fill out a W2 to watch Dominique and Janet wiggle ass all day), Z greets Lynette, a mature-looking dark-skinned sista. She's his ex-wife. Turned on by all he saw, he wants to have sex. She says "go to hell."

Of course, this being a porn movie, she sucks him off anyway. He eats her while inserting fingers inside. She's got long and hard nipples and nice soft-looking tits (no Shay Sweet look here, guys). His missionary fucking sets those soft tits to bouncing and his rear anal gets her moaning pretty loadly. And then Z -- who even in '93 didn't need a jheri curl -- deposits his load in her mouth, which she then spits into her hand.

And just while you wait for the credits to roll, we see Sean's three-girl adventure. The two girls joining Sean and Persia are Dom and Lana. This is a soft-core scene with quick cuts to make you think the screwing is real, yet the entire scene -- which screams of "We threw this together after we remembered how we started the film'' -- puts a sour ending on what was, up to then, a solid film. In a lot of ways.

Copyright © Mr. Web Review Sept. 1999