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MY BABY GOT BACK 1

Video Team, 1993

Starring: Domonique Simone, Janet Jacme, Lorna Dee, Persia, Toy, Jimmy Z., Ron Hightower, Jerid, Julian St. Jox, M.C. Brown, Pee Wee.

Director: Ryan Rene Taylor

Themes: black on black sex, big butts, lesbian sex

Rating: 9.0 out of 10

MR. WEB REVIEW'S REVIEW:

This is the one that started it all. Before the "My Baby Got Back" series most black movies denigrated instead of celebrated the beautiful black woman (though more than a few still treat them like 'ho's). Here blacks were thrust into a decent storyline with a decent budget and the boxcover alone, with Jacme, Dominique Simone and Lorna Dee all wearing G-strings with ass pointed to the camera was sure to stop the average video buyer cruising down the aisles. It still stops me.

The plot was simple: a business company wanted to raise some money and figured a good way would be to market their jeans with a booty contest. Although we never saw many jeans modeled, the first three episodes of the series stuck with the theme and made Jacme a black video legend. Though she hasn't made a movie in nearly three years, the original big butt queen remains ingrained in our memories indelibly because of her enthusiastic performances and flawless body that many mainstream reviewers failed to appreciate, even after she dieted off some of her awe-inspiring thickness in an attempt to look more like the blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

Jacme's appearance in the first installment took awhile to get to, but the opening made you inch closer to the tele, as Persia and Toi shook what their mamas gave 'em in bra and panties while some original theme music played. Hey, Soul Train doesn't look this good on Saturdays.

Then we cut to a shot of a skyscaper, the alleged home of this mythical company. Inside, Ron Hightower and Jimmy Z and Dominique are brainstorming on how to sell the jeans. Dominique, looking slender and demure, says "sex sells." And Ron thinks to have a "Baby gotta have a lotta back" contest.

That night, Ron goes to a bar and discusses it with his bartender, Persia (gosh, I have never, ever, seen a bartender who looks this good and will let you squeeze her Charmin to boot). Persia asks about the contest and thinks she could fit in. To prove it, she walks around the bar just in front of Ron's barstool and bends over, wearing her typical bartender's outfit (black stud bra, white hot pants and high heels).

"Do you think I got what it takes?" Persia asks Ron, as the stud looks with something approaching real amazement.

Ron takes a big gulp of air, looking like Vince McMahon on "Raw" when Steve Austin periodically gains the world title. And then, for some reason, he can't stop feeling up Persia (like you could). Here she is trim and her tits are naturally floppy. She later pumped them up to gross proportions and then took out the air bags but was left with horrible scars and misshapen mams. It's too bad, because this movie shows a perfect pair, possibly the best ever in porn.

And as Ron enjoys them, Persia pulls out his rather small johnson (at least for a porn stud not named Wallice) and then puts her big booty in his face, almost daring him to kiss it. Oh, Ron kisses it and fingers it and treats it like his favorite piece of candy. Then, she pulls him out through his zipper and goes down on him before he pushes her up on the bar (we didn't mention the bar was empty, did we?) and eats her out.

Persia spreads wide and cums in his face and then sits on the stool while he continues to eat. There's a great shot, that you must see, of Persia unleashing the puppies, as "Ally McBeal" star Lisa Nicole Carson is fond of calling her extra large set.

By the time, Ron gets to screwing Persia, missionary, you're already satisfied (or did we give too much information there, fans?). But, no, Ron ain't done. He gets some sweet looking rear penetration and a little anal before spilling his load on Persia's gorgeous backside. Persia asks "Will I get to be in the commercial?" Spent, Ron is lost for a second ("What commercial?") before recovering and telling her yes.

You'll need time to recover, too.

So, like 20 minutes later, when you're able to continue watching (oh, don't front), we cut to Lorna getting what is basically a butt massage from masseusse Julian St. Jox. He moves slow, all over her ample butt, using baby oil. When she spins over for frontal massage work, her nips get hard quick, especially when St. Jox's digits find her genitalia.

And just about when you think St. Jox is going to get paid, in walks in Dominique, who tells Lorna about the ad and says she'll be great in it because of her sizeable ASSets. St. Jox is out of there and Dominique tells Lorna she's stressed and Lorna puts her up on the table for a massage. So your basic girl-girl doesn't take too long to break out with lots of nice shots of Dominique lovingly lapping Lorna's thick nipples.

St. Jox, who left to take a phone call, is sure gone a long time because these women do the lesbian munch thing in a variety of positions, including a 69 before they wrap up and St. Jox walks in and apologizes for taking so long. Says he: "It was a long distance call."

Cut to an upscale apartment where Jacme answers the door and Jimmy walks in from a hectic day at the office (wish all I had to do was look at fine women for 8 hours Monday-Friday).

Jimmy asks to see Janet's ass and she spins her hot ass mini-skirt wearing self around facing him (away from us sadly). Jimmy thinks she can work for his ad. As a reward, Jacme puts the Cadillac of asses in his face like a lap dancer on a Friday night. She puts her hands on the floor to push it even higher and Jimmy kisses it like a Hershey's bar. Then she leads him, ass first, to the sofa where she lays it on his face and he begins to see how many licks it takes to get to the center.

What can I say? She's got a perfect ass and she grinds it into his face, rising off the couch and moaning loudly as she does her work -- and enjoys his.

Then she lays Jimmy on the sofa and rubs him hard through his slacks and kisses his bulge through his pants (always a hot looking shot) before pulling him out and giving him the type of blow job few starlets can deliver (the short list? Taylor Hayes, Shane, Stephanie Swift, Nina DePonca).

And as she gives him a sloppy blow job, Jimmy reaches underneath to grab Janet's ass and finger her. And she's quite wet, and it doesn't look like the proceedings were stopped to add lube, either. Working on his dick, Janet leaves long trails of love-slob on his dick which follow to her mouth. She's really working him now, so much so it's a wonder that Jimmy doesn't lose it.

He switches positions, allowing her on the sofa and him on his knees in front. He eats her and uses his finger on her simulatenously, as she whispers to him, "Make me cum again." And boy, does she. And she jumps on him in reverse cowgirl and switches to missionary and then allows Jimmy to get the position we'd all hoped for by now: doggy.

She throws her ass on him in this position. Just throws it on him. He tells her she's in the contest. The angles are awesome, and when Jimmy finally cums, you're disappointed the scene is over, but happy you can rewind and see the proceedings again.

Cut to a scene of Toi masturbating and getting really wet. After that, she tells a male friend she can't find a job. He gives her a dildo an tells her about the contest. She says (truthfully) that she doesn't have much ass and bends over to let him judge. He approves of what he sees and she decides to enter, just before they bone. He sucks her huge mams and eats her out but coming after Jacme, this scene seems much more below great than it is.

Next, Hightower and Lorna are on a couch. Ron asks if she knows about the contest and tells her that being the CEO gives him the advantage. He can pick the winner. She tries on a dress he has and bends over before he pulls it up to get a peek at her nice butt cheeks.

She blows him on the couch and tit fucks him (which I always like to see) and then sits on his face. She then opens up and lets Ron explore her many holes in many positions. You think she'snot in the contest?

But when is the contest coming? Well, after Dominique has a boy-girl scene (she blows off Jerid and gets eaten and fucked mish and cowgirl and doggy), we finally get to it. First the women get measured in a funny scene but there are no jeans, no butt bending over shots.

And the movie ends without telling you who won.

Think we'll get part 2? Didn't you wanna see Dallas the season after J.R. got shot?

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