Just when you thought the series was slowing down, Patrick Collins comes back with one of the best volumes in one of the longest and most successful running series in adult industry history.

Starring: Judy Star, Felicia, Roxanne Hall, Jade, Sophie Evans, Calli Cox, Brandi Lyons, Brittney Skye, Belladonna, Taylor St. Claire, Rick Masters, Rayna Foxxx, Brett Rockman, Dillon Director: Multiple Themes: Anal sex, oral sex, group sex, tease, squirting, video virgins, dildoes Rating: 4.8 out of 5 (critic's choice) EXTRAS: Trailers, photo gallery, commentary, bonus scene, behind the scenes footage; BUY VHS VERSION

The DVD is split into six scenes and it's not a gonzo per se, but more like six mini movies. I like this format alot. It still gets you right into the action but gives you the element of tease that can get grown men crossing their legs in anticipation.

In the opening scene, we begin with a huge girl lez-fest. Jade, Felicia, Sophie Evans and Roxanne Hall quickly heat things up. In a bonus commentary including in the extras, Felicia does a voice over talking about just how hot this scene is.

The girls start off in two groups of two, fingering and licking and pounding each other into sexual Armageddon, apparently oblivious to the other hot coupling, just two or three dildo lengths away. With all the leather and whips and things, this scene has a bit of a bondage feel to it, especially when one of the girls sticks her tongue out to get hot cigarette ashes tossed on it.

For me, the tiny Felicia steals the scene with her small natural breasts, thick nipples and generally nasty attitude. She begins on her back but ends giving it as good as she's gotten.

For many fans, based on our emails, all girl scenes can get tiresome, but as with any good scene, it's the performers energy that carries it. These four girls are screaming and sucking and having a good time. It may've begun as (mostly) acting but by the end -- when the girls have poured a quart of oil all over themselves and are sticking dildoes in every hole that's fit to fill -- it's mostly cumming. If you live in an apartment, you'll have to turn the sound down to not wake your neighbors, or make them think you're having the best kind of orgy.

The next scene, "Secret Admirer" stars Judy Star, a lovely with a lovely derriere, and Brett Rockman. Now, folks, don't try this at home.

We begin watching Judy toss and turn, nude in her bed, her sheets just falling off enough to give a view of her glorious bottom and naturally perky tits. This is the kind of girl you'd meet at the mall and get a hard-on just thinking about boning. She plays with herself just a little and slips on a naughty shorts outfit, no undies or bra needed, and goes shopping.

Did you all see "Poison Ivy: The New Seduction" with Jaime Pressley, the naughty flick where the young Pressley seduces the heart-weak man who she feels killed her mother? It's one of the sexiest mainstream films ever made, and this Judy puts me so much in the mind of PI2's Pressley it's sick.

Anyway, this cute blond hotty goes shopping, giving us another view of her ass clad in pink short shorts and no panties. At the mall, which is disgustingly empty, she walks past Rockman, who stands up -- as you would -- and takes notice.

Judy goes into a store, buys a dress and heads home. She's been hot since she got up and when she slips on this too small go-go dress, she is overcome. She is to die for in this one-piece mini number and when she bends over to show her ass again, well, Mr. Web had to go find Mrs. Web before returning to this review. True story.

About 30 minutes later, when I got back and hit the pause button to start the movie again, Judy goes into a slow tease masturbation scene with a long pink dildo. She is beautiful and incredibly sexy, slowly sliding the tool in and out of her love box while making those soft, real sex noises that are too rarely used in film (not the "FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" kind of stuff we hear too often).

Leaving that hot dress on, she pulls down the top and hikes up the bottom, allowing her, and us, all the access we need. Then she rolls over away from us, so her barely dress covered ass is sticking out. The whole time, as we watch, Rockman's watching, too. He's followed her home and looks through the window.

He can't take it and somehow just walks right into Judy's home. Pulling her skirt up, he teases her ass. She acts as though she can't feel it, in a deep sleep. This is naughty but hot as hell.

She wakes up with a start, telling Rockman she knows him. He offers her a hard and almost grotesquely large cock.

"What do you want me to do with that?" she asks him as if she doesn't. She puts it in her mouth willingly, sucking this large thing that is shaped like one of those J-shaped peppermint sticks you hang on your Christmas tree.

The sex between the two is off-the-charts hot. Hands behind her back, Judy blows him off and lets him fuck his mouth, asking him constantly, "Do you like it? Do you like it."

What she really seems to like is when she saddles him, reverse cowgirl style and rides him, then spins around and rides him some more. This is one of the hottest scenes we've seen in 2002. Truly.

Going one better, Judy takes him anal in multiple positions and this is no small feat. "Tell me it feels good," he tells her. She moans longingly in response.

There's some choking (not my thing) and some ass-to-mouth (not my thing either), but Judy has natural heat and the sexual chemistry between these two is dead on. All porn movies should have a scene like this.

And the scary thing is, this isn't the best scene of the film. The next one is.

In "Wedding Bell Dues," Calli Cox plays a girl about to get married who can't afford her wedding picture package. She convinces the ever-so-hot Belladonna to come with her to negotiate a better deal with the ever-so-lucky Dillon.

Dillon pulls out his notebook to show the girls some more affordable packages, while they sit on either side of him, crawling all over his crotch while they look. Cox, who has a great boob job and Belladonna, who has one of the best bodies in porn, are way over the top. They tease the hell out of this guy and you.

Finally, as Bella walks off the screen, Dillon throws Calli's legs open.

"I can't take this anymore," he screams (neither will you).

For a girl about to get The Ring, Calli is awful welcoming to Dillon's tongue and takes him in a kind of side doggy style position, her blonde hair and soft ass bouncing in unisons to Dillon's strokes.

The jean skirt Calli has massages her tits perfectly and when Bella joins the scene to show off one of the best asses in porn, Calli retreats to fingers and dildoes while Bella offers doggy style and anal to Dillon, who should get an award for lasting this long with two hot girls. This is another of the best scenes we've seen in 2002. Bella is so hot here it's sick.

So even if the rest of the film was crap, this would still be a critic's choice, but when you see Judy back for another scene next, you go looking for a seat belt to strap yourself down.

In "Shower To Shower," we begin with Judy -- pink dildo back in hand -- taking a leak and taking a shower. When she comes out, Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons and Rick Masters are doing the 2 guys, 1 girl thing which ends with the predictable DP (sidenote: if I were a guy I don't think I'd do this kind of scene. It's a little TOO close, ya know what I mean?).

Anyway, Judy takes her shower, showing that wonderful bottom again, and emerges to find Brandi with a dick in the hand and one in the ass, literally. Meantime, Judy gives us one mean masturbation sequence (the DVD extras will reveal exactly where the dong comes from; funny story).

Brandi didn't do too much for me. She's smaller than Felicia small, but takes on these two guys with energy, and as we said, all porn needs energy. And damn, this Judy is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. As I write this, she's on my 27-inch Panasonic, fingers rubbing clit, dildo in cunt, screaming and moaning and writhing in just the right pitch.

Next up is a female bondage scene with Taylor St. Claire dominating Brittany Skyke, who reads -- then lives out -- from a hot novel. In strobe lighting she meets her mistress Taylor and sucks her cock. The pulse lighting has been done before but adds a nice effect.

When the lights come up, Brit has her fat lips around Taylor's fat black dildo and is soon taking it doggy style. It's another hot lesbian scene with the blond pushing back her shapely ass to catch all of Taylor's aggressive strokes. Removing her dick, Taylor squats on Brit's face, allowing to hear the snorts and sucks from Brit's aggressive mouth and tongue.

When Marty shows up, already stiff, Rayna's ready mouth is ready again. You really should see this girl suck cock. And you should see her take it in a hot mish position from Mary, then doggy. For some reason, we leave Marty's doggy to a hard cut of Marty cumming on Taylor's ass, which Brittney licks off.

Up next, Rayna Foxx and Mr. Chris give us a preview scene from the new Filthy First Timers. He's got a foot thing and she's got a new pedicure. She's 22, brunette, and claims she's been in the biz two months. He turns her over and touches her toshie through her white panties. She changes into some white lingerie and gets an Ed Powers-style fingering, creaming over his fingers which he pulls out and says "You can't fucking fake that boys. That is not fucking staged."

She's wet and he is playing with her, using his thumb to fuck her doggy style, then gets a blowjob which we see in one of those "you are looking down at this girl blow you" kind of angles that Seymore Butts made famous.

They go 69, then cowgirl and she rides him like her porn actress life depends on it, panties pulled to the side and grinding on his dick. Gotta like these newbies.

But then again, you gotta like this movie. It's hot, hot, super hot.
 

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