Big Butt Shake Off

The guys from EA are planning a big butt shaking contest and of course, they've got to sample the contestants. Chocolate is up first and she gives quite the butt shaking show in a flowery swimsuit from Mark Anthony and Byron Long. Long is curious to see how her big ass will look with lotion. He oils her big ass up and feels it up and then has to get a piece. Mark Anthony doesn't want his vote swayed, so he leaves Long alone to get a serious BJ from Chocolate, who must weigh 180 but keeps it curvy.

Big Butt ShakeOff
Company: Evasive Angles
Year Released: 2006
Starring: Mark Anthony, Byron Long, Honey, Chocolate Stallion, Sensious, Ms. Goddess, Sophilia Castello, Kitty, Sean Michaels, LT, Mr Marcus, Charlie Mac
Run Time: 195 mins
Themes: big butts, black on black sex, anal sex, booty shaking
Female Looks: 2.0/5
Male Looks: 2.5/5
Overall Rating: 3.0/5

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She mounts Long and I swear the bed was going to give, but Byron pushes back and eventually invades her anal cavity, which Chocolate really seems to like, before living a load of white goo on her monster ass.

Pretty good start.

Up next, there's a similar set up with Goddess, who works out on an Elliptical machine wearing a tiniest of a red G-string bikini. Mr. Marcus oils up her incredibly round bottom and gets a blowjob from Goddess, who is black model curvy with a flat chest. They get into a little play talk about her winning if she gives him some pussy and get a bit silly after a pretty hot fuck on a weight bench. Ultimately, though, the scene really pays off with some very hot over the shoulder shots of Marcus doggy-styling a girl who's ass has to rate at least a 9.5, even from Simon Cowell.

The actual contest is up next, shot in front of an expensive house with several minor rappers and the male stars around. The girls shake it like they're at a strip club in broad daylight. Everyone has dancing skills and a big booty. I would've had a hard time picking a winner. Chocolate Stallion wins and it's made some of the other girls mad, as we see them get busy in their sex scenes.

The first girl is made "that big bitch" won but she's not so mad she won't put her big ass high in the air and ride some dick on a leather sofa, causing her incredible butt to jiggle like freshly made jello.

OK, upon further review, like seeing Sophilia in the shower, I think she should've won. The latin hottie has torn up Bang Bros shows in the past and she kills it here too with Sean Michaels. She's gotta be about 5-2 and measures something like 36-24-48. Her ass to waist ratio is amazing and she's a dirty talker. Sean walks in on her in the shower and lathers her up. She gives him a unique blowjob and then they fuck like there's no tomorrow, giving us some amazing shots of her amazing, amazing derriere. This girl has that "it" factor. She can really fuck, humping all the way -- up and down -- Sean's legendary shaft and she talks very very dirty to you. Watching her lay prone on her stomach with Sean straddling her was the scene of the film. Just watch how she fucks him from there. Wow.

From a production standpoint, I probably would have placed Sophie's scene last because everything that comes after seems like a letdown. Immediately after her scene, we get an unattractive, overweight girl with a gap and an overbite coming home to complain to her boyfriend she didn't win. He reminds her how great an ass she has (it's OK) and proceeds to fuck her on and around a sofa. Didn't do much for me.

Finally, Mark consoles Miss Kitty, a thick girl from Texas, who is crying over the $300 she didn't win, especially because, she says, it was an ass shaking contest and all Choc Stallion did was a bunch of splits (true). Kitty has the deepest ass of anyone here. I mean she could be standing in your living room and her ass would be in your hallway. Mark oils it up and shakes it and after a weak blowjob gives her a pretty good banging. Kitty doesn't have the sexual energy that Sophilia has (I want to see a LOT more of her) but she's way past serviceable, bending over for deep doggy style strokes in a final scene of a pretty good film.