Teagan Pressley: All American Girl

There's some promising smut hidden inside "All American Girl" just dying to get out, but director Celeste and director of photography Robby Dallas appear to be trying to make a sort of porn music video for couples.

Teagan Pressley: All American Girl
Company: Digital Playground
Director: Celeste
Year Released: 2005
Run Time: 88 mins
Starring: Teagan, Hillary Scott, Jana Cova, Kelly Kline, Paola Rey, Sarah Blake, Evan Stone, Marco Duato, Scott Nails
Themes: outdoor sex, anal sex, couples style film, lesbian sex, masturbation, group sex
Female Looks: 3.5/5
Male Looks: 2.5/5
Overall Rating: 0.5/5
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Every scene has overdubbed music and is shot in mind-numbing slow motion. It's a good technique to use for effect, but not for an entire movie, so we end up wasting one of the best talents in adult film today, Teagan, who kicks off this movie simply skipping rope in slo-mo. Her boobs bounce up and down in a tight closeup when Evan Stone happens to walk up on her, eyeing her and rubbing himself over his jeans. Teagan, playing innocent, acts as if this is appalling.

But when Evan produces some dime store flowers, Teagan breaks easily. She's smoking his cigarette, rubbing his dock through his pants and licking the plastic roses as he pulls down her green panties and eats her out from behind.

It doesn't take long to see why Teagan has such a huge fan following. She's got a near perfect body and I just love how she hikes up her ass for Evan to feel and kiss and ultimately fuck doggy style outdoors in the ass. The entire scene is shot in slo-mo, which gets a bit annoying, especially with the overdone music laid over top, but watching Teagan take an anal reaming and looking good doing it is still fun.

There's some ass to mouth followed by a really hot anal cowgirl where Evan tugs on Teagan's panties for effect or leverage or both. We get a bit more A2M followed by an open-mouth facial. Now who says top-line adult stars don't get nasty? Teagan gets way, way nasty.

Next up, we continue with our weird set ups that don't really work. Sara is feeding ducks wearing hot panties that crawl up her butt and a see through yellow shirt. Well, the ducks are rubber (get it) and Marco comes to join her in tossing food from brown paper bags, except the two have it for each other.

Again, there's no natural sound as director Celeste is going for effect. Our couple get on the grass and she blows him off and starts riding him. I love how she leans way back and just rocks so gently over top of him. It looks like it feels amazing. I wish I could hear a bit of it. We get more slo-mo shots of a standard cowgirl where she drops herself down on him well. Again, the slo-mo doesn't work and distracts from the scene.

There's also some bad editing as we quickly bounce from doggy to open mouth pop shot.

Teagan pops back in for a quickie masturbation scene that is about as erotic as those 30-minute filler shows on Playboy. This movie is losing steam fast. I'm hoping business picks up when Teagan and Kline get soapy outdoors on a Mercedes.

There's plenty of scenes with the girls squeezing soap out of sponges (again shot in slo-mo) so we can see the water trail down their great bodies. Scott Nails pops in and gets a slo-mo working over. Kline blows him while Teagan jerks off and then he nails Kline in standing doggy outdoors. He pops quickly and Teagan is really just standing there watching like we are.

After Paola does a perfectly Playboy ready R-rated masturbation (I think) sequence, we find Hillary Scott getting spanked for being a bad girl with a red ruler. She ends up giving good head and appears to do a good job of riding cowgirl and two-finger stuffing her ass and tasting it, but Celeste's music and slo-mo shots again kill the scene, even when Scott is bent over taking what coud've been a pretty good anal doggy.

Ok, Jana Cova and Teagan together has got to work, even when this Yanni-like music overdubbed over everything. The girls are apparently overheated while making cookies for a bake sale. They basically lick each other's buttocks in slo-mo for 5 minutes.

Next up Morgan and Teagan play pop the pi�ata outdoors and when Morgan does, they find a vibe which Morgan jabs into her pussy as fully clothed Teagan basically watches. Another scene that ends quickly and doesn't do much for raincoaters, I wouldn't think.

There's some genuine heat in the final scene as Nails and Teagan trade some very hot oral sex on a bed. She's written "Wake Up I'm Board, please fuck me" on his chest, and even in super slo-mo with bad music overtop, Teagan gives him the blowjob of the film (though that's not saying much) and then takes some good vaginal and anal sex before getting a good white cum shower on her face.