By Mr Web Review
Staff Writer

Director Lola is in charge of this big-tit paradise and she begins by interviewing British 38DD Alexis Silver, who wears a black bra and panty outfit. She's a dream to look at, other than some dental work she badly needs in the upper set.

Big Tit Patrol Addictive Entertainment/Twisted Pink Starring: Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Eden, Piper, Vanessa Michaels Year Released: 2005 Run Time: 91 mins Themes: Big breasts, straight sex Female Looks: 3.0 out of 5 Male Looks: 2.0 out of 5 DVD Extras: Gallery, Website ads Overall Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Buy Film Rent Film

Alexis tell us that boys starting paying her more attention when They started to grow and girls starting hating her. And she has a tremendous set, which Lola admires like a female John Stagliano, jumping in on camera to suck Alexis' tits before we cut to Alexis sitting on a bed giving head to a rock hard Billy Glyde, who wastes little time inserting himself into her missionary style.

What was disappointing about this scene, although it has very high production values -- great lighting, good performances, good direction -- is that after the banging starts, it's just another sex scene. This girl has a tremendous rack, and other than a brief (and poor) tit fuck sequence, there was nothing here that made me think I was watching a boob flick.

Hopefully it gets better.

Piper Austin is next. She wears a tiny red bra and it can barely hold in her 34 Ds. Piper has great nipples, and Lola pulls them a bit before Glyde comes in and gets sucked off and then eats out Piper. Again, the couple goes through a variety of positions, with lots of energy, before Billy blasts a load on the top of Piper's chest. It's a good quality scene, but again doesn't feature the fetish that people will buy or rest this title for.

Eden, our next girl, has some massive tits. We're talking two footballs here on her chest. She wears a 38DD bra. After the interview, Billy comes in and fingers her while she jerks him, then he eats her and then he fucks her good in missionary and doggy and we a hot cowgirl top down angle that shows off her huge round boobs, but it's too brief. There's a better tit fuck before the cum shot, but again, my criticism remains.

This is a tit movie. Not a straight sex film, and it comes off as straight sex.

In our next scene, bleached blonde Vanessa Michaels is a tiny little thing with more than a handful on her 19-year-old body. As she and Will Powers get going, they get into a hot 69 position with her on top fucking his dick with her tits, which he manipulates with his hands. Now, this is what a tit movie is about. He pounds her good in several positions but in each one we great tit bouncing shots and this girl has a great set.

Seems business has picked up.

OK, next up is Brandy Talore, 22, who is from Ohio, has brown hair and boobs that are so big you can almost not believe they're real. There's some good tit play, again too brief, before Rick Masters goes downtown on Brandy, and I guess I just don't get why you have a girl with amazing natural tits in a tit film and have the tit fuck last all of two strokes.

Now there's some good angles for bouncing tit lovers like myself, but too quickly we're back to a shot of Brandy ass up taking doggy style where we see more of his tattooed calf than her body.

There's quite a strong roster of big breasted girls here with some energy and Lola pretty much wasted them. Shame.

Copyright December 2005 © Mr. Web Review

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