Dick 'Em Down Vol. 1

Sometimes it's neat to check out the young hungry producers making amateur stuff, and we have a company like that in Upscale, which is based in Chicago.

Dick 'em Down Vol. 1
Upscale Video Entertainment (mocha4u.com)
Starring: Diva, Candy, Yolanda, Jazmine Cashmere, D.D., Larry
Director: Showtyme
Year Released: 2005
Run time: 100 mins
Male Looks: 2.0 out of 5
Female Looks: 2.0 out of 5
Themes: black on black sex, rimming (woman to man), A2M
Overall rating: 2.5 out of 5
DVD Extras: None noted

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Production values aren't great and neither is the lightiing as hit scene 1 with Jazmine, a real looker with a great body, basically ripping the clothes off and sucking off a man. She's very aggressive and has superior head skills. Spitting on the cock and making her jaws invert. You can hear the digital camera clicking in the background, but the sex noises are all real. This girl gives some of the best head I've seen on film in months. She's dedicated to her craft.

As the couple gets into a 69, Jazmine demands her pussy be sucked, telling him, "You're really good at that shit," and you feel like a voyeur, looking out of the closet at a couple fucking. Only we keep seeing the production crew moving in and out of the scene, which is disturbing and probably easily could've been edited out.

But our couple is doing a good job looking past that, fucking and really getting into each other in missionary. Jazmine is rubbing her clit in circles and both of them are dirty talking and moaning each other to death. The camerawork is good and Jazmine has a figure that's ready for mainstream adult. She'd be an instant star with any major company with her body, her energy and her nasty mouth.

Sticking her ass up for doggy style, she turns it a bit sideways, rubbing her pussy and demanding the guy, D.D., to "bang that shit." It's pretty hot, guys.

Next, they move to a Jacuzzi where the guy eats her out so thoroughly that she screams, "I gots to take him home with me." Then she goes down on him again and kneels over for some doggy style, halfway in the water. They just keep going at each other, talking dirty and fucking. There's some bad editing along the way and more of our production crew in the shot, but the dirty talking and hot fucking all the way to a solid cum shot in Jazmine's mouth pretty much makes it all worth it. And congratulations to DD for lasting so long.

Next up, a guy is jerking off to a Lexington Steele interracial scene on the sofa. That's fine, but I'm not sure why we stay on the guy jerking off for so long before Yolanda walks in and helps him out, talking about how she never sucked a hooked dick before.

She's tall, long legged and has tons of hair with big natural breasts. We cut to a brief interview segment and get to the blowjob which includes some ass licking from Yolanda as she jerks off the guy. Again there's some bad editing as we jump into the missionary sex, but Yolanda looks good taking. As she takes it from behind, we can actually see the still camera guy shooting as we hear the cam buzzing, but Yolanda keeps on going in doggy, moaning while trying to maintain eye contact with the camera and getting her ass smacked.

But hearing the real sounds from the shoot is kind of nice. After more choppy cuts, Yolanda tells us she likes anal and gets it, very hard before we go back to the jacuzzi room for more oral play. Then, for some reason, we cut back to doggy style footage on the hotel room bed.

I hate to keep harping on it, but the bad editing hurts what would otherwise be some pretty quality am footage.

Anyhow, Yolanda takes an open mouth facial, cock coming right out of her ass, and we get Diva up next with Larry.

Diva takes a big red dildo up her pussy in missionary and doggy, which gets her attention, before Larry mounts her doggy and goes about as fast as he can. Diva sucks the dildo as he works and suddenly another guy walks in, upset that his girl is fucking someone else. But figures since she's fucking his good friend, she might as well fuck him too (that's adult video logic, guys).

So as his friends fucks her missionary, she blows the new guy off and begins to fuck both guys, eventually standing up and taking doggy from her boyfriend and blowing off Larry, who sits on a sofa below. The guys switch up a lot and actually deliver a solid pussy pounding to a girl who seems to want everything they have to give.

Last up is Candy, who sits in her man's lap wearing a tight red top and matching pants. After a subpar oral exchange, which is magnified by bad lighting, the two work each other over pretty well, and that's the theme here: the production values aren't great, but the sex is. The girls really put out, which you can't always say happens in a mainstream production that has all the (money) things that this one doesn't.