Pirates

By Bobby Steele
Staff Writer

Scene Breakdown:
1. Carmen Luvana w/ Kris Slater-3.00
2. Jesse Jane w/ Scott Nails-3.75
3. Devon & Teagan w/ Evan Stone-4.00
4. Jesse Jane w/ Steven St. Croix-4.00
5. Carmen Luvana & Jenaveve Jolie-3.50
6. Austyn Moore w/ Evan Stone-3.50
7. Janine w/ Tommy Gunn-4.00
8. Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane-4.25
9. Carmen Luvana w/ Kris Slater-4.00
10. Janine & Jesse Jane-4.00

With all of the hot gonzo product that floods our market today, it's been a
while since I have reviewed a feature film. But if you have been reading my
reviews you would know I started out on Vivid, Wicked and VCA titles. This big budget feature has some great special effects, costumes and a fairly solid story.

Pirates
Starring: Carmen Luvana, Janine, Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Devon, Austyn
Moore, Jenaveve Jolie, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Scott Nails, Kris
Slater
Company: Digital Playground/ Adam & Eve
Director: Joone
Year Released: 2005
Run Time: 2 hrs 8 mins
Female Looks: 5 out of 5
Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 5

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Our video begins with Carmen Luvana & her newlywed husband Kris Slater sealing the deal on their marriage. Taking place on a ship this opening pairing packs decent heat as we see Carmen take on Kris condom covered cock in 2 positions
(doggy & spoon) ending with a popshot on her pussy.

That night the most notorious pirate overruns their ship on the ocean (Tommy Gunn) w/ his 1st mate (Janine) by his side. They are looking for a certain man who heritage will allow them to retrieve an ancient specter of power. That man is Kris Slater, whom they kidnap but not before pushing Carmen into the ocean for the sharks to eat her.

We then meet the good guys played by Evan Stone & Jesse Jane. Evan is a coward who wants to be a pirate hunter but puts on a bold n brave front for his
crew (& for the ladies). When we 1st see them, Evan is writing in his journal complimenting his 1st mate, (Jesse Jane) for her ability to keep the crews
spirits up.

This sets up our 2nd scene as Jesse Jane fucks one of the crew members (Scott Nails). With more energy than our 1st scene, this encounter also takes place
in under 10 minutes. After exchanging oral pleasures, Jesse gets her pussy pumped in sidesaddle & cowgirl before taking a nice sized oral pop.

Evan's ship finds Carmen floating on a piece of driftwood & they rescue her. She tells them about what happened to her ship & Evan heads to a town on land where pirates are known to dwell. Once they dock Evan, Jesse Jane & Carmen Luvana breaks off into separate directions to look for answers.

Evan gets sidetracked by 2 tramps (Devon & Teagan) that are looking to jump his bones. Jesse finds an old flame of hers (Steven St. Croix) at a pub &
Carmen gets kidnapped by pirates who are looking for entertainment. This sets up our next 3 scenes.

At a brothel Evan fucks Devon (reverse cowgirl, doggy to froggy & missionary) with Teagan there to share in sucking his cock & swapping his load. Also at the brothel he runs into Austyn Moore, who falls for him like a groupie.

Meanwhile at the bar, we get some background on Jesse & Steven's
relationship. She couldn't be faithful & he's a lovesick puppy. In the cellar of
the pub, she fucks him for good ol time's sake (cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl & missionary) but leaves Steven crying like a baby on the floor after she leaves him.

Carmen finds herself surrounded by pirates, bound & fearing the worst. Turns out they needed a 2nd girl for a birthday show for their captain. They already have Jenaveve Jolie and these 2 incredible creatures engage in some heated g/g action with the pirates cheering them on. Jenaveve goes down on Carmen, while she only uses her fingers on Jenaveve. They end up grinding their pussies together.

As for the story, prior to Jesse paying Steven a visit he is visited by
Janine, who pays him for the location of a priest, who possesses a mystical
blade. Jesse pumps him for that info & spies on Tommy killing the priest, which we see upsets Janine. He also uses the blade to pierce the pure blood of Kris revealing where the specter to located.

Jesse runs into Evan & before she can tell him what's going on, a jealous
Steven, who thinks Evan is her man, kidnaps them. He leaves them in a building to burn to the ground but Evan's groupie, Austyn Moore saves them but only on 1 condition, he fucks her right now. With the fire around them Evan gives Austyn a fairly good stroking (missionary & standing doggy) before firing a big messy load in her mouth. She saves
them & he winds up tying her to a tree (she's psycho).

Evan & Jesse reunite with Carmen & head for the island to cut off Tommy.

Meanwhile on his boat Tommy questions if Janine still has a black heart &
finds her blade at his throat. This excites him kicking off our 7th scene. After

a spirited round of oral pleasure Tommy strokes Janie with his rubber lover
(cowgirl, standing doggy) before I witness the my 1st time seeing Janine taking a face full of cum (yum!!)

On Evan's ship Carmen reveals to Jesse that she cheated on her husband & retells her tale of lust with Jenaveve. Jesses reassures her it's ok setting off a fiery intense g/g scene with face slapping, spitting & lots of fingering. The ladies wrestle with each other & it's almost like watching these 2-contract girls fight over the top spot in porn. This is in my opinion the best action thus far & ends with them grinding pussies.

Back to the story Evan & crew arrive on the island a bit too late as Tommy
gets his hands on the specter. He turns his back on Janine sentencing her to death along with Evan & crew by summoning skeleton pirates from under the earth.

Again the special effects are impressive as Evan & crew (w/ Janine now hanging with them) flee from about 100 skeleton warriors & make it back to their ship. They then hunt down Tommy and defeat him at sea by sinking his ship.

Our last 2 scenes feature a reunion fuck between Carmen & Kris (abit more
intense but it's still just a 2 position condom fuck) & a final girl/girl
pairing between Janine & Jesse Jane (also mostly a finger fuck)

OVERALL: Sexually this video is decent at best, but the placement of the
scene & how they take place, coupled with great special effects, solid acting, a good story make this a great film.

Copyright November 2005 � Mr. Web Review