Legal Tender 3

By Mr Web Review
Senior Writer

First there was Jack's Playground, now Legal Tender, as porn series attempting to make us laugh. I can't say I got many chuckles from this film, but after seeing Nautica Thorn's hot little rump in the first frame of this film, her rump framed perfectly by a jean mini-skirt that was exactly five inches too short, well, I couldn't resist this film.

Starring: Nautica Thorn, Nikki Loren, Emily DaVinci, Jassie, Melissa Lauren, Seth Dickens, Marco Duato, Otto Bauer, Trent Tesoro, Lee Stone
Director: Dcypher
Company: Madness Pictures
Year Released: 2004
Run Time: 112 minutes
Themes: Couples sex, anal sex, squirting
Female Looks: 3.5 out of 5
Male Looks: 2.5 out of 5
Overall Rating: 3.0 out of 5

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We begin with Nautica giving Otto Bauer the kind of blow job you would tell your friends about when you were getting a haircut. Otto's average-size member allows her to attack it from all angles. The breaks in the action to try to make me laugh were oft-putting, but Nautica's sloppy BJ and face fuck convinced me that porn should hire more normal sized guys like Otto. The girls can do more.

Maybe the most beautiful thing in adult, Nautica gets a true face fucking before Otto pulls down her skirt to play with her perfect ass cheeks, slowly tugging down her lavender G-string. Laying her back on his desk, Otto eats Nautica's sweet labia, bringing one of the biggest clits in porn to attention.

After a decent missionary banging, Nautica raises one leg up on the desk for a raw doggy style-cum-side-saddle that simply looks delicious. I can't recall a girl, ever, who looked as good getting porked as Nautica. And look at this sloppy blowjob she now gives Otto, slobber running down her chest and making it look slick as she now mounts him for a hot cowgirl, her perfect tits swaying to and fro. This girl was just made for fuckin'.

Melissa Lauren & Lee Stone are up next and Lee quickly has Melissa's short skirt down around her ankles and his tongue deep up her ass. When it's her turn, Melissa makes sure to rim Lee a little while she sucks him off. She rides him in cowgirl as Lee chokes her to a deep shade of red. They work through several positions, Lee choking her senseless in nearly every one, before Melissa mounts him in reverse cowgirl and breaks the speed limit.

That's followed by a little doggy anal, and a few A2M mouth licks before our second (happily) open mouth facial of the fiim.

Jassie, our next girl, has some asian in her and some long legs as she starts her scene with Trent Tesoro. She's training bra flat chested but Trent doesn't seem to mind, working over her crouch like he was looking for his winning lottery ticket. He mounts her missionary on a black leather sofa and works hard, only Jassie doesn't appear too convincing or too into it when she mounts him in cowgirl.

She gets better as Trent takes her in a sexual 360 (doggy to side saddle and back to reverse cowgirl) before he sprays love seed in her open mouth.

Emily DaVinci and Marco Duato go at each other hard in the next scene, flying through a 69 to get to the fucking, which Marco delivers in reverse cowgirl position like a piston. Before too long, Emily is squirting clear liquid out of her pussy. They keep going and she "squirts" again. And again. And it's the energy they have that make the scene, which continues with another squirt in doggy style before Marco delivers a very white facial to Emily, who says "thank you."

Isn't that nice?

OK, batting clean up are Nikki Lauren & Seth Dickens. For some reason, Nikki is in a men's only bathroom, sitting in a stall masturbating with a dildo on a toilet.

She's really hot as she works herself over, moaning way too loud for someone who doesn't want to be heard. Seth comes into the bathroom, pulling a couch (don't ask) that our couple uses to bang each other's lights out.

Nikki has a great body: long legs, soft breasts and a fabulous bum. She takes a good fucking in missionary and then offers up her great ass in doggy, which Seth bounces off time and again. They go into a variety of positions and Nikki looks great in each one before Seth seeds her, again into an open mouth.

Copyright January 2005 � Mr. Web Review