"Spring Break Goes Get Wild, Kind Of"
Vertical Smiles' first Spring Break video looks great, but only delivers lukewarm heat

By Mr Web Review
Senior Writer

Now, when I was coming up, we had spring break but nothing like what I see in this new-age spring break videos: girls getting nude in public and banging each other on stage in front of hundreds of guys and their cameras.

But now, it seems everybody wants to be a porn star, at least for a minute. It's what the folks at Vertical Smiles video count on as they hit various parties around the country. Their "Spring Break Smiles Vol. 1" is one of the best looking spring break videos I've ever seen. Guess those digital video cams keep getting better and better.

And they've got some wild girls. We begin with a topless shaving cream dance-off where one girl also looses her bottoms and lets the guys feel her up. She gets DQ'd but our friends at Vertical Smiles find our heroine and are determined to let her show us what she couldn't show them: a little nude shower at a public beach. It's kind of cool.

But next we visit a girl on a balcony dancing semi-nude while being shot with a water hose. Now this is hot. She loses her top and keeps grinding away for the hungry and horny crowd below. Then she's joined by three more young coeds. We go from party to party seeing similar dance shows with flashing, licking and squeezing going on before we arrive at the beach where a blonde and brunette do a little naughty semi-tease and masturbation show before being joined by another blonde and some nude posing.

The footage just keeps on coming: girls semi nude groping each other in a dance club; more nude beach shows; and lots more party footage. It's a nice diversion from standard porn fare, though its devoid of any real sexual action. Grade? C-plus.

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