"DP's 'LOADED' TAKES STORY DRIVEN PORN TO NEW LEVEL"
Credible performances, good script, hot sex drive critics' choice

By Mr Web Review
Senior Writer

I'm not sure I've ever seen an adult movie that looked so close to a major Hollywood release as Digital Playground's latest. "Loaded" has a James Bond-esque plot line and special effects so intense that Fox News covered explosions in the San Perdo Harbor during shootings of a boat explosion scene for the film.

Presented in wide screen and Dolby Digital, this movie looks and sounds like a new release from Blockbuster, only we don't get to see the ever-gorgeous Brittney Skye, the sexiest blonde in porn, taking an incredibly hot doggy style sex pounding from Cheyne Collins in the first scene. This Brittney has something in common with that pop singing Britney, namely one great ass, which director Nic Andrews gives us great views of.

The movie, which may be the best story-driven film I've ever reviewed, really begins after Skye's sizzling -- if brief -- scene.

She and Collins were doing some illegal drag racing before they fucked and detectives Barrett Blade -- the funniest actor in porn -- and Eric Masterson are called on the case. What they discover is something much worse than stolen vehicles and pretty blondes.

The guy behind the stolen vehicles is a major player. Knowing they may have a big fish, they go on the hunt.

Meanwhile, Jesse Jane's boyfriend visits the illegal car dealer, Tyce Bune, to make a transaction. But he made a mistake on his DMV vehicle ID numbers that he was supposed to deliver and Tyce, like any good villain, cannot take such insolence. So he takes him out. Jesse, who was waiting in her boyfriend's car, hears the nearby shots and gets away although Tyce's thugs try to shoot her down.

"Whoever that is," Tyce says, "I don't want them getting an hour older."

From there, the movie spins into two subplots that ultimately merge: the detectives chasing down Tyce and Jesse, morphing into a tough heroine, trying to stay alive as Tyce's henchmen try to waste her to keep her from talking.

And as we follow the surprisingly good drama, we get some surprisingly good sex scenes, something these story-driven films usually are want for.

Lea DeMae finds Tyce's dick already hard under his robe after she's massaging his feet in his lair. Then she mounts him, wearing a wife beater that frames her tits perfectly, and humps him aggressively in reverse cowgirl, her moans overrun by the load backing music. Reminding me a lot of porn legend Ginger Lynn, DeMae takes Tyce side saddle, giving us a good view of her hard nipples.

DeMae's energy makes up the scene, and Tyce does a good job of staying in his tough guy character, telling her -- post facial -- to clean up her shit, his cum, and get out.

In flashbacks, we get Jesse remembering the hot times with her boyfriend, giving him a half-hand, half-blow job on the bed, her nearly perfect body captured beautifully by director Andrews. And is there anyone who rides cock harder than Jesse right now? She loves the cowgirl and her lithe body was built for it.

Later, as the trust between Eric and Jesse begins to grow, they share a hot scene in a hotel safehouse. I loved how she blew him off and then turned around to rip off her tight jeans and G-string, giving him a perfect view of her heart shaped ass. The scene itself is a bit Friday night Cinemax, but I love watching Jesse rock and sway, grinding on Eric's dick in cowgirl in her especially aggressive way.

After the detectives try to collar the bad guys and miss, causing millions of dollars of damage (the special effects scene that Fox News covered), they have to visit their boss (Asia Carrera) who chews them out, kind of Eddie Murphy-Nick Nolte-style, about their poor job and how much money they just cost the city.

Masterson has an idea. To make things better, Barrett needs to talk to Asia and smooth things over. Only his idea of smoothing involves eating Asia out on her desk and taking her missionary, one leg hiked over his shoulder.

After all this, the film ends in one violent final scene that any Hollywood producer would be happy with. Digital Playground has always been the best in story-driven porn. This is entertaining as a mainstream film or a porn and has hot girls and hot sex to boot. A couple film or a raincoaters film (albeit with a FF button), director Nic Andrews has taken porn to a new level. Bravo.

Copyright March 2004 © Mr Web Review

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