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"FILTHY FRANK GETS IN THE WAY OF AMATEUR
SUCCESS"
Long running amateur line generates too little heat
By Mr Web Review
Senior Writer
There's something
fresh and special about the best amateur films:
real-life (and real looking) girls generally really
getting off.

Starring: Filthy Frank, Peaches, Chyna,
Sammura Shane, Josie.
Director: Shawn Ricks
Company: Lord Perious
Year Released: 2004
Run Time: 83 minutes
Themes: Interracial sex, amateur sex,
lesbian sex, sex with toys
Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
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The girls from
Filthy Frank's 20th amateur porn tape won't be
gracing the covers of Maxim or FHM, if you know what
I mean, but they do bring that certain fresh energy
at times. But the film, too often, spends time doing
nothing but letting the characters tell jokes that
you wouldn't get unless you were there, and too
often the sex is interrupted or ruined because of
the interaction of the crew or Frank himself.
Since this series
has reached 20, I'm sure it's been successful, but
if the first 19 volumes were anything like this one,
I'd love to know how.
This one, guys and
gals, just doesn't work. It's light on the wanking
material, light on the sex and the girls can't carry
the film.
Take our first two
girls, 19-year-old Peaches and 20-year-old Josie.
Peaches is girl-at-the-grocery-store-counter cute
and Peaches, besides her abundance of tattoos on her
upper body, just exudes nasty.
After a boring
opening segment surrounding a man biting an upright
banana stuck in a birthday cake, the girls get down
to business. Josie's long tongue goes about
pleasuring Peaches, who lays back on a black couch
and really enjoys herself.
Given a clear dong
to work with, Peaches returns the licking favor to
Josie, while invading her with the dong. The knowing
nod and glance Josie gives the camera during this is
priceless. Josie grabs the dong and pushes it inside
of her, her hand wrapped on top of Peaches.
Josie is a talker
and looks wonderful raising her ass off the sofa,
writhing in pleasure as she begs for it,
"harder...harder...yes."
Next thing you
know, our girls are double blowing off a lucky blond
dude, giving him a slow blow that looks quite
satisfying. Josie is first to ride him, slamming
down in reverse cowgirl with a
fuck-the-shit-out-of-me look on her face. Peaches
gets hers, too, facing the guy in cowgirl, and
grinding him at hyper-speed while Josie sits back
and stands up and fingers herself. That is, until
dude reaches over with his pointer finger and fucks
Josie with it.
We never see dude
cum, we cut to Peaches wiping herself by the
trash can with a paper towel.
Seeing all the
people in the room and seeing their interaction with
one another is pretty good look at what really goes
on at most shoots that we don't see, so on that
level it's refreshing. But there's too much side
show and not enough show.
Anyway, we go back
to the guy. As he jerks himself to try to find wood
again, the girls help out and then he cums into
their open mouths.
Next up we cut to
Sammmura Shane, an up and coming black pornstar from
Chicago, and redheaded Josie back for round two.
With a full house of folks in the room, including
girls waiting on their turn, Frank begins to go down
on Sam, while one of the crew acts like he's riding
Frank like a bull rider (why?). It's hard for me to
believe that the girls could really get going with
all of this going on, but Sam is quickly down on
Josie's tits while Frank is licking and Josie's
hands have worked their way down to Sam's love slit.
Frank tastes Sam,
too, and then the girls get into a little lesbian
action, allowing us a view of Sam's nice bottom. But
there's too much comedy going on here for any of you
raincoaters to get into this. And that's too bad
because Sam and Josie could probably produce a high
quality scene.
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