Jack's Playground 5

"JACK 5 BRINGS MORE FUN, HIJINKS TO ADULT EROTICA"
But is Jack's ex-girl with the big tits ever going to get it?

By Mr Web Review
Senior Writer

Hands down the funniest and most original series in adult entertainment is Digital Playground's absolute treat of a series, "Jack's Playground." The company knows it has a winner here, as this video, released on New Year's Eve (2003) is already the fifth in a series that started in late summer.

Starring: Jana Cova, Holly Hollywood, Tanya James, Haley, Jamie Brooks, Michelle, Eric Masterson, Big Ben, Kid Vegas
Director: Jack & Bobby D
Studio: Digital Playground
Year Released: 2003
Run Time: 1 hr, 49 min
Themes: Tease, big tits, anal sex, group sex, humor, facials, ass to mouth
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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It began as the real life adventures of Jack, who tried to convince amateur girls to star in his videos. He gave them the old "I'm a music video producer" line. It's morphed into something that's funny and fun and completely different than any gonzo porn you'll see.

In No. 5, our host is now Montel, a shit-talking rubber penis (a white guy doing a bad black guy imitation). Montel, in full angry black man mode, wonders why we've got to have a recap of Vol. 4 (basically highlights from JP4 shown in FF mode).

"If they bought 5," Montel says, "why can't they just buy mother fuckin' four too?"

Well, if you have seen any JP videos you know we always start at Jack's Shack (his loft apartment) where he's trying to convince a cute blonde to pull up her top to prove she's got real boobs (he needs real ones in his music video, see). Anyhow, Eric The Cock Blocker shows up (Masterson) and -- since we already know what's going to happen, we skip all the small talk.

Blondie is giving some good head, about an inch from Jack's camera lens and lowers her ass on Eric in reverse and standard cowgirl. Mix in a little mish, side saddle and doggy and Eric is ready to jerk off to a pleasing facial to kick start our film.

Moving on, Montel, our racially challenged penis, gives a funny ass oratory about the ol' US of A (you have to see it), before we go to Santa Monica, CA (we know because Jack puts it on the screen), where we are following a blonde in a jean skirt from behind.

Turns out she's a nude model so Jack obviously tells her he wouldn't recognize her unless she were nude. So beautiful Jana Cova strips down to show him and oh, man, her bush is blonde, too. She asks Jack to watche her butt ("is it going to do anything," Jack asks, making a farting noise).

We move ahead to Jana, looking absolutely edible, letting her fingers do the Yellow Page thing. Jana puts me in the mind of Jaime Pressly and she gets into an extended masturbation session (another Jack's trademark), eventually lying flat on her stomach on Jack's sofa, slipping her hand beneath her to masturbate. All we see are fingers and ass humping up and down. Nice work.

So we move ahead and Eric and Jack are trying to rent a tiny apartment for $950 a month, which they both find ridiculous. The apartment manager is a sweet looking tart named Stacy, whom Eric recognizes as pornstar Holly Hollywood. Wait it is Holly.

Eric asks and Stacy said she used to be Holly. Said she's "retired" from the biz and, oh shit, you don't care about all this. You want to know how Holly gets plugged, right?

Holly pulls up her black dress and she doesn't have any panties on. Eric begins to feel her up as she stands against the white wall of the empty apartment. Then she squats down to find Eric's stiffie in her face, and look how she toys with the bottom of his penis head with her tongue.

Holly is most definitely unretired now.

After he plays with her infamous eraser nipples, Eric explores Holly's infamous ass in doggy style as Holly stands in front of the window, which is wide open. She grins sheepishly. Later, Holly rides him facing both ways before laying flat on the hardwoods for a doggy variation that she apparently enjoys quite a bit. Just listen to her moan. After a nice scene, Eric gets to deliver an open mouth facial to one of my faves.

Back at Jack's place, his ex-girlfriend, who has great natural tits, shows up to chat. She's so pretty I just want to see her fuck, but in the Jack films I've seen, she only does some hot breast tease. Anyway they talk about Jack's new apartment for too long, which slows the movie down a bit -- even for those of us who know "her" role in this series.

At least we do get a little big tit perverted man camera footage when his ex does a semi solo scene to give Jack something to think about while he leaves the room to take a call. Damn, what tits she has. I want to see her fuck, dammit. She's the prettiest thing on the tape.

But at least she finally shows some bush this time and even does a little under the pants frig. On HBO late at night, this would send you through the roof. In a XXX tape, it's a nice diversion and hard to turn away from, but you'll want to see someone get plugged (at least in my case, I wanted to see her get it).

Anyway, after another comedy monologue from Montel the near sighted penis -- did I tell you that it wears glasses? -- we find Lexi, an average looking blonde, checking out Jack's pad. She thinks its too small, but her boyfriend, a freakishly blonde Kid Vegas, just can't help playing with himself. He pulls out his hard dick and before you know it, they're going at it.

She's on her knees sucking him off by the radiator, and he's fucking her doggy style by the window sill. And doggy style on the floor, while he urges her to "c'mon." She rides him reverse cowgirl before she sits on the radiator to get it missionary. He jerks off in her face to end it.

Following this is a freaking funny music video starring a white and black dick that will have you roaring.

Next, we're on the street where Tanya is walking around, looking "fine as fine can get," Jack tells her as he summons the girl to his car. He convinces her to come back to his place to audition for a new rap video.

"I know all those guys," Jack says, "like 12-pack," Jack says.

Turns out Tanya likes Justin Timberlake, but she gets in the car anyway and eventually has pulled up her shirt and is playing with her nipples, tweaking them to make them hard.

Next thing you know, she's masturbating in the passenger seat, labia clearly getting wet, as cars go by. It's brief, but hot.

Our twin penises are back to discuss politics and anal sex. This is a set up for what? Anal sex?

You think?

Jack goes to Jolena's apartment. She's a latin girl with big breasts. She undresses in front of Jack, her perfect tits on full display. But Jack leaves to go downstairs. For some reason.

Big Ben, who's really from England, knocks on the door. He's got Haley, a brunette and Johnnie Mae, a blonde with him. The girls are shy at least to talk. They're not shy about sucking Ben's dick together or sucking on each other while one rides on Ben's dick.

The threesome launches into the most energetic scene of the film, the girls taking turns being shagged by this Brit, who has no problems with wood or staying power. Haley gets a little anal loving in reverse cowgirl and Johnnie Mae does the ass to mouth work in between. Toss is a little ass gaping and some anal doggy, plus a double open mouth facial and all those British accents and you've easily got the best scene of the film.