This is a big release in porn land as previous to now, we've only see Devinn do softcore scenes with guys on her horrid "reality" show on Playboy TV.

Starring: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Asia, Bridgette Kerkove, Evan Stone, Stephen St. Croix Director: Brad Armstrong Company: Wicked Pictures Themes: Couples film, big boobs, anal sex, sex with bottles, lesbian sex, orgies Rating: 3.0 out of 5 Quick hit: Good sex but a bad plot and poor execution hurt it at times. Still Devinn is hot, hot, hot. With this one, the FF button is your friend.

Here she plays a cellist who gets involved in a weird sexual tryst with her orchestra leader before she ends up falling in love with him.

The plot, in theory, isn't bad and the acting is not the worst we've seen in this style of adult movie, but Allison Smith and Brad Armstrong's script has more holes in it than my uncle Ed's17-year-old white underpants, and some of the sex -- at least early on -- is overacted.

Things warm up as we go and the latter sex scenes are hot and stellar. Devinn does multiple scenes with guys and if this is any indication of what she can do, I think I'll be watching for more of her with the boys.

Her foil here is Stephen St. Croix, a frustrated music writer/orchestra leader having trouble finding his muse. He is rude to Asia Carrera, who leaves his bedroom and returns for makeup sex.
 

How is it? Well, the foreplay is pretty darn amazing as Asia, one of my favorite porners, peels off her clothes to reveal a cardinal colored bra and g-string set that shows off her lines perfectly. There are not many people in porn who look as nice as she and this couples-style foreplay is great.

It gets better when she blows Stephen off on the sofa as he lays on his back and she alternates between a hot blow and a hotter handjob (I love to see handjobs).

Condom on (in off camera cutaway), Stephen plows into Asia, who rides atop him and screams sweet nothings. The doggy style is even better as Asia -- who's been accused of sleep walking through her share of scenes -- really turns in an animated performance.

As Stephen turns her over for some missionary, we see one of adult's best boob jobs before Stephen jacks off all over Asia's chest.

When they're done, a guy knocks on the door to announce that Stephen's new cellist has arrived.

It is, of course, Devinn.

Stephen and Devinn exchange pleasantries while Asia snickers. Devinn's too tight white shirt gives u a glimpse of the hot chest shots that are sure to follow.

The other band members come in and rehearsal starts and whether it's the strings going across her cello or how it sits between her protruded legs -- or even how she's giving up eight pounds of cleavage, Devinn is turning Stephen on.

After rehearsal, another band member greets Devinn and Stephen says they need some work together. Stephen adores Devinn's tits, er, work. He talks seductively to her while complimenting her work.

The attention makes her nervous, but not so much that when Stephen catches her leaving practice and offers a ride in his limo that she says no.

Stephen has his driver stop to pick up Sylvia (Bridgette Kerkove, wearing as much eye makeup as rocker Wendy Williams), a trashy blonde who wanted to be an actress. Sylvia's cleavage is popping out her bra and Stephen is wasting our time overacting and quoting some quasi Morpheus/Matrix habbish about joy and sorrow and pleasure and pain.

Let's get it on already.

Stephen has Sylvia have sex with Devinn, who doesn't fight it, but calls him "a sick fuck," asking "is this what you need to get off?"

Answering positively, Stephen moves from between the ladies and Sylvia pulls up Devinn's short skirt and begins to munch away. The scene is a little devoid of heat, but any peek at Devinn's mounds ain't bad.

After Devinn achieves a rather unbelievable orgasm, she's angry again. She asks the driver to stop and she leaves. I told you the script didn't always make sense.

Anyway, by now we're to believe that Sylvia is all turned on and she takes a wine bottle and masturbates with it, which would be hot save all the over-the-top "oh yesses" she's determined to give to ruin the heat.

It gets better -- at least visually -- when she takes the bottle head and sticks it up her ass while massaging her pussy with her right hand, all while Stephen watches before paying her for her troubles and drops her off on the wrong corner.

That Stephen, he sure does treat women poorly, eh?

In true male asshole form, Stephen calls Devinn and apologizes, even asking for a date. Devinn agrees, quickly. Again, I'm thinking, what happened to the script?

The next morning, Devinn visits St. Croix at his home. He immediately asks her to take off her clothes. She refuses, saying she came only to get an apology.

Stephen tells her he needs her to be nude to motivate him to write music. "I like to surround myself with carnal things, carnal pleasures," he tells her.

No, I'm not making this up.

OK, so Devinn strips down to bra and panties as Stephen tires to create some Hollywood-movie style heat instructing her to grasp the cello like a sexual object.

Turned on, Devinn wants Stephen, but he teases her, which should -- should -- build up to our big climax later, right?

Stephen is having an effect on Devinn now. He wants her to have extra practice time with Malcolm (Scott Styles), whom she teases with her cleavage as she bends over to show him how to use the wand to strum his violin.

"Would you like me to show you more," Devinn asks him.

"Yes."

Now this is better. Devinn straddles him and they kiss and nearly 50 minutes into the film, we get what we want: a MAN sucking on Devinn's mounds, then Devinn sucking him off before riding him in his chair reverse cowgirl as she smacks her clit.

Again, all the annoying fake whelps of passion don't do it for me but Devinn does work hard, bouncing on Malcolm's tool like she means it. Malcolm later bends her over in doggy, drilling Devinn and making her ass cheeks quiver. Things really get moving when she sits on him, facing him and rides him in the chair. She grinds him in little circles while he grips her ass.

And to top it off, Devinn takes an open mouth facial.

Good stuff.

Watching it like a movie, Stephen applauds. Again, Devinn gets a conscious after she's gotten a nut. She wonders how Stephen can be so cold.

That's when Gabriel (Aria) walks in and Stephen wants to watch her give Devinn some more head. Now for someone who feels used when this happens, Devinn again doesn't fight it, accepting the kisses of a prostitute who plays first violin.

Gabriel teases Devinn then pulls back to reveal a black plastic dong she has attached to her waist, which Devinn sucks three feet in front of Stephen.

After some muff munching and awesome tit shots -- Devinn just pulls her massive mounds over the top of her black skirt outfit -- Gabriel gets her some, mish style.

Devinn rubs her clit in circles, clearing enjoying the action as Gabriel pushes her legs back and gets in close to ram hard. It's convincing lesbian stuff, and damn, aren't Devinn's tits just amazing?

Before she takes it in a nice standing doggy, Devinn makes sure to taste Gabrielle's treats. How St. Croix can watch all this without the raging hardon my boyfriend had watching beside me, I'll never know.

By now, you know that Devinn gets pissed post orgasm for being used and you know we'll cut away again to practice. Except this time, inexplicably, everyone's in undies. Then everybody's sucking and fucking. Inexplicably.

Asia gets into a dildo-sharing twist with a Jessica Drake. Evan Stone and Devinn climb a ladder and Evan gets her doggy in a hot position while Devinn's head hangs between a ladder step. We have got to give that one a 10 for originality.

The scene is hot, with all the guys and girls getting a good piece, and taste, of each other and Devinn taking a double cum shot on the tits and face, then trading spit kisses with the girls as she stares at St. Croix as if to say, "is this what you really wanted?"

We cut to Devinn and St. Croix literally driving off to his place when she makes the classical music lover listen to some rock. Back at his place, she straddles him, wearing all black, and turns it back on. She is here, of course, opening his mind to new things (like not being such a damn voyeur).

She plays her cello, rock style, for him, opening his mind to the new music and the new things (you got it, right?) and they have a love making scene. She moans, over exaggeratedly, as he kisses her neck and bites her ears.

She fills out a white bra and g-string set like I wished I could and then proceeds to give him a mighty blowjob. I almost had to pause her to do it with my boyfriend, who couldn't get his hands off me by this point (so as a couple's flick, this should be an unqualified success).

Stephen immediately goes doggystyle on Devinn, who obviously likes it this way. He pulls her hair and pounds her. Then he spins her around and pounds her in missionary before jerking his load over her stomach. They kiss, realizing their love. Apparently, Stephen won't have to watch any more.

-- Mrs. Web Review
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