Q. Where is the best place to buy adult videos and do it discreetly?

A. There are lots of place to buy your adult movies and toys that offer discreet shipping in plain boxes and cartons and no stigma. Many of the sites we recommend are listed here, but we've also got our own store courtesy one of our sponsors that we believe is one of the best shopping experiences on the net. Of course, in many areas, you can rent adult movies from your local store. This is always a solid option, though you may not have the choice you get when shopping online.

Q. I'm new to the adult world. Can you recommend a few titles for me?

A. First, we'd recommend you visit the site often to get in-depth and honest reviews of the latest releases. Secondly, a great place to start is with gonzo films that are devoid of plot but just present straight sex. Anything in the Shane's World series comes across as good clean sex fun, for example.

A great couples video would be Jenna Jameson's Dreamquest, which is a big budget, award-winning film with a real plot, some fantasy sex and beautiful locales and girls. Bad Wives and 7 Deadly Sins are also great. There are lots of great titles, and I'd do a great injustice to many by listing a handful. Read around this site and you'll get a good idea of what you're looking for. Use the search engine to help you. Happy hunting.

Q. How do you get started reviewing films?

A. Well, I just started buying films from Excalibur Films, one of the largest adult warehouses to buy product. One day, I noticed they had fans reviewing films and I thought it would be fun to do. Next thing you know -- I guess they liked me -- they were sending me stuff to do and i was writing 'em as fast as I could get them. Eventually, my partner, Rog T. Pipe thought I should start my own webpage. He helped me and it's become what you're reading now.

Q. How old are you? Married?

A. As of this writing, in Feb. 2002, I'm 42. And, yes, there is a Ms. Web, not be confused though, with the young lady who does reviews on this site by the name of Ms. Web Review. She just liked the name. And before you ask, the wife enjoys most of the videos.

Q. You think women can really squirt?

A. Tough one. I know there's a lot of scientific farts who say it is anatomically impossible, but hell, I've seen Fallon and Sarah Jane Hamilton have some volcanic looking orgasms followed by some very thick looking fluid that I wouldn't think was pee, and I would hope the performers who've stuck their face in her privates as she did it weren't getting pissed on as well. But that is a fetish for some.

Some performers, like renowed "squirter" Kerri Downs, I have my questions about. She puts out too much liquid too quickly, having rapid fire orgasms. And Taylor Hayes, one of the most beautiful women to ever do porn (with one of the best boob jobs, too) looks as if she's pushing out some liquid that was self-inserted (Melissa Monet would also fit into this category). So my short answer is yes, I think some women can do it, but not as many as the porn would have you believe.


Q. You do a lot more reviews on black product than other places I've seen. Why?

A. Well, I think there's a lot of demand for it and I adore black women (and yes, the wife knows it). She and I were in L.A. a few years back and she took me to a world renowned strip club as a b-day gift. I got a lap dance from a black girl and was amazed at how soft and supple her bum was. I fell in love with bums and became a bum man. I also got very black curious. So we got a lot of films when we got home. They really turned me and her on, so we kept at it. It was natural when I started reviewing tapes that I would stick with it.


Q. Why don't you review gay films?

A. I would have no reference to do so. I wouldn't know what to appreciate and to be honest, don't know if I could sit through an entire gay movie. I've tried to bring on some gay reviewers but to no avail. We do have a huge gay area in our store, however.

Q. Who are your favorite porn stars?

A. Well, I started with adult films in the '80s and I was sold on Amber Lynn. I thought she was the most beautiful girl with the most amazing body. And Seka had the best natural tits I'd ever seen. Billed as the queen of porn, she was absolutely awesome.

Among the current crop of stars, I've always felt Melissa Monet was severely underrated. She got into porn at 30, a little late, but her all natural body was to die for and boy could she do "it." Janet Jacme may be (probably, no definitely is) the best fuck in the porn business ever and new black superstar Kitten has the charisma to host her own talk show and the tits to make any man cross his legs in public. And how about Kira Kenner (who is SOOOO pretty). Aw hell, I could go on. I like a lot of starlets out there.

Q. I have an adult website and would like to run your reviews on it. Can I do that?

A. The reviews are copyrighted and cannot be run without permission, however we do offer the reviews for sale. If interested, please contact us here